Dancing With The Toast: Friday, October 30th, 2026

0:00Live from Hollywood, this is Dancing with the Stars. Please welcome your host... Thanks, Alfonso. Welcome back to Dancing with the the Stars. Please welcome your host. Thanks, Alfonso. Welcome back to Dancing with the Toast. I am your host, Julianne Hough, joined by my brother, my dear brother. Brother, life partner, and borderline inappropriate dance partner. Hi, everyone. I'm Derek Hough. Bravo. It's good to see you. Bravo. It's me, Derek Hough. And my brother and I- Sorry, wait. It's me, Derek Hough. Oh, Derek.'s me, Derek Huff. And my brother and I... Sorry, wait. It's me, Derek Huff. Oh, Derek. Looking good, Derek. My brother and I are joined by the one and only dear friend of the family,

0:55Carrie Ann and Abba. Thank you so much, Carrie. Oh, it's me, Carrie Ann. Oh, thank you for having me here. Carrie Ann, you look good. Never looked better, Carrie Ann. Yes, I did for having me here. Carrie Ann, you look good. Never looked better, Carrie Ann. Yes, I did shave. Yes, um. It's me, Carrie Ann. Where did you shave, Carrie? I shaved my face. You did? I did. I trimmed. You did? Okay. Okay, it looks great. You look beautiful, Carrie. Thank you. Carrie, and I great You look beautiful, Carrie Thank you Carrie, you really And I just want to say This wig is like what I want my hair to look like It's like the most gorgeous wig I've ever seen in my life It is quite gorgeous Tell us your secrets

1:33It feels tight I'm not going to lie You know what? I'm going to give that hair 10 out of 10 What are you going to give it? I'm going to give it a 7 Oh, Carrie 7 7 out of 10 Carrie What are you going to give it? I'm going to give it a seven. Oh, Carrie. Seven. Seven out of ten. Carrie. And if anyone's wondering, Carrie Ann's lip combo, Cherry by MAC. You look good. You know, I feel good. I'm just giving you back that board. Yeah, we've got our paddles. I'm not a judge, but maybe one day. Dream big. And let's talk about your hosting, Julianne. Talk about it. Brother. For your brother. You've come under major scrutiny for inappropriate questioning. A line of questioning that people find to be downright offensive at times.

2:14And what do you have to say for yourself, Julianne? I would say that I'm the voice of the people. I agree. Right? And we're just having a great time on a great show. And everybody loves us. What can I say? Thanks, Alfonso thanks Derek and you know what you both of your footwork's letting looking just like a little flat and I want you to rotate that frame you're ending up a little bit hunched relax those arms not me never me right Derek never me not me your sister. Not your dear sister. Let's talk about our sisterhood. Because that sounded like you were describing Fibula. Oh, wow. Not Fibula getting stray bullets. Yeah, Fibula just, he just can't cut it. Actually, I heard, Derek, that you said in the press that you think Fibula's going to make top four.

2:59Listen, I'm Derek. Not if I have something to say about it. Seven. I'm Derek Huff. Like, I say shit, you know? And I don't even know what I say sometimes. I don't think anybody knows what I say, but all I know is that I love to dance. Yes. Well, how has this season been for you, Derek? Considering that you also once danced with... Amber Riley. And someone also has a prosthetic. Yes, let's find out her name before we continue. Amber? No, Amy. Amy. Yes. When I danced with Amy, who had two prosthetics, which obviously Daniela Karagach knows nothing about because two is much more than one. I really learned a lot about the human spirit and how we can adjust those movements, those techniques to really fit and tell

3:43a beautiful story. And the story that we told was so beautiful. And I really see that every time I see Ezra. Obviously not as good as when I did it, but. But pretty good, brother. Pretty good. Thanks, Alfonso. I wouldn't say great. That story was a seven. Okay. That's just hurtful. Carrie-Anne, tell us about your childhood. It was bleak. I come from, my mother's actually Scottish, that's why randomly you'll hear, ooh, I'm Kerri-Ann. Ooh, Kerri-Ann. Hey, Derek, what you doing? Derek. Hey, Derek, what's going on over there? How are you doing? Oh, Derek, I love your pas de bourree. Remember when we used to pas de bourree, Derek? Oh, Derek isn't miked anymore. A nightmare for Derek. Derek, I'm not going to lie to you.

4:39Oh, Derek, that was a seven. I think. Thanks, Eugenia. Oh, Derek. I think it was a ten. You guys, we did not think through. Nobody dances like my brother. You guys, we did not think through. Nobody dances like my brother. You guys, we didn't think through the dance not having a microphone. Well, let's turn on the mic over there. We'll push it over. It's a dream for Derek now. I'm sweating through the adhesive of my mustache. It's going to fall off. You look so good. I think you look great with or without these. Oh, Amy, you look so average. I shouldn you look great with or without the- Oh, Amy, you look so average. I shouldn't have given you that battle. I didn't know you were going to use it as a weapon against me.

5:11Marianne, who do you have to take the whole season? Ooh, I think Ezra. I think Ezra's going to take it. He's so eloquent. I think Sarah Jane Nader's going to take it. He's so fantastic. And I just love the way that he moves. And I like Ezra. That's beautiful. Ezra's great. Ezra will win. We all love Ezra. I'm really trying to think who you look like. Because you obviously don't look like Carrie Ann. And who I look like. I think you look like Derek Hough. No, of course. But I really look like someone else. Who is it? I'm in the way. I think you look like Derek Hough. No, of course, but I really look like someone else. Who is it? And you look like one of the actresses from Bombshell. Right? Yeah.

5:52For sure. You, you look like someone. You do. I can't quite put my finger on it. I feel like I kind of look like, never mind. The toasters will identify it, honestly. No. You don't, honestly. No. You don't think so? No. You can say that, but I don't think so. No, I don't want to like, I don't want anybody to like. Feel bad? Yeah. Oh, Carrie, that's so sweet. Oh, actually, I do. Settling. Settling. I see Carrie-Anne as a sweet lady. Well, you're wrong. I see her as a misunderstood woman. Yeah. Like, she's just doing her job. She's just like trying to give a bit of critique. Well, you're wrong. I see her as a misunderstood woman. Yeah. Like, she's just doing her job. She's just, like, trying to give a bit of critique.

6:28Carrie, you're so misunderstood. Yeah, but she's giving a bit of... Does that come from your childhood? Oh, yeah. I forgot. I'm her. I'm misunderstood. I'm just... I'm out here. These people are dancing. I spent my entire life studying ballet. The ball... No, you didn't. Not ball... Ballroom. Not ballroom. Hip hop, I heard. Oh. You want to get up and show us some of your moves? I spent my entire life studying ballroom technique. Hip hop. Ooh, ballroom. And hip hop to the bus stop. Hip hop, you don't stop. Make a wicked cup of cocoa. And then these people come in and they're terrible. And I try to give them honest critiques to make them better dancers. And, you know, it's been a real honor to have the first exclusive interview with you after your big scandal with Val.

7:14How are you feeling about the tension in the ballroom? How did that make you feel? I mean, he's a rap bastard. So that's how I feel. That's that on that. Can you find any forgiveness in your heart for this rap bastard? No, I can't. You can't and you won't? I can't and I won't until next week. Does that come from your childhood, the lack of forgiveness? It does. And I do think should Val win. Jackie, I know you're trying to be Julianne Heff, but you're giving Alex Cooper. Does that come from your childhood? Tell me about your childhood trauma. Should Val win, I will forgive him. Because I want to be on the right side of the winner. But if he loses, this is going deeper. Your tits look nice in that dress.

7:53They feel hairy. Ben, oh, and another shout out to our iconic businessman of the week. Shel Silverstein. Ben's dress from Amazon did not arrive in time, aka I forgot to order it. That's my bad. And literally 9 p.m., Instacart from Spirit Halloween. Thank you, Steven Silverstein. Thank you, Shel Silverberg. Back to you, Carrie-Anne. Tell us about your childhood. It was a seven. Let's give it a taste. Let's give it a dance. Carrie-Anne, we heard you wrote a new cookbook. I did. It's called Let's Give it a taste. Let's give it a dance. Let's give it a dance. Carrie Ann, we heard you wrote a new cookbook. I did. It's called Let's Give It a Taste. How was your pub, like, launch day? Not pub day.

8:30Yesterday was. Reorder day. Yesterday was crazy. I don't know if you looked this morning, but, and this is fleeting. Ben's number 19 on the Amazon charts of all books. I'm number two next to Ina in cookbooks. Amazing. It's me and Miss Gordon. I think we should do a celebratory dance. Me and the queen. Me and the queen. Me and the Queen. Yeah, it was just incredible. Brother, would you do a contemporary dance to embody the spirit of reaching number 19 on books and number two on cookbooks? This dance is a reflection of what it feels like in a contemporary manner to become number 19 on books and number two on cookbooks. I give it a seven. Nobody dances like my brother. Tens, tens. Seven, but that is just the only thing written on my board.

9:29There's a dry erase marker. You can update your board. I'll give it. Give my brother a ten or I'll kill you. A seven. Oh, my God. No, that was a wonderful dance. Really a ten. I actually was working on my samba a lot in the bathroom this morning. That was very good. What's your favorite style of dance, Derek? Whatever I do with you, Julia. Ba ba da ba da ba ba. Skibidy dat dat doot dat do. Scooby dee dat dat do. Skiddily dat dat doot dat dee. Skiddily dee dat do. And that dance reminded me of when I danced with Amy. Tell us about that, brother. Does that make you sad, thinking back on those times? No, it was such a feat, you know, and I think that Amy and I walked with Amy. Tell us about that, brother. Does that make you sad thinking back on those

10:05times? No, it was such a feat, you know, and I think that Amy and I walked so Ezra and Daniella could run. And I just think back on that time with Amy a lot, how historic it was and the precedent that we send it for people like Ezra and Daniella to thrive. They couldn't have done it without you, brother. I agree. Sure. Thanks, Alfon thanks Alfonso so Julianne who is your favorite contestant this season you know what who cares about that Julianne let's talk about Ryan Seacrest let's talk about the Ryan Seacrest years okay um what was that like YOLO YOLO that's all I have to say on the show YOLO they datedOLO. That's all I have to say about that. Was he on the show? YOLO. They dated for like 10 years.

10:46And all I have to say to him is thanks, Ryan. Literally, thank you. They dated for 10 years. Yeah, she was like his... They dated for a really long time. Do you know how much money he's making doing Wheel of Fortune? Time flies when you're Julie. Maybe five years. Maybe five. Oh, okay. Do you know how much money he's making doing Wheel of Fortune? I don't know. We did look up his salary when we were watching it before. 30 million a year. Isn't that insane? Yeah, but that's like one small... That's a side Wheel of Fortune. I don't know. We did look up his salary when we were watching it before. $30 million a year. Isn't that insane? Yeah. But that's like one small, that's a side hustle of his.

11:09It's also such a demanding job, Loki. It's every night. And then he does every morning. On the radio. Remember when he was doing Live with Kelly? Yeah. How did you guys ever find time to be intimate? That was a tough time for us. But I never gave up. And that's the only reason. But I never gave up. And that's the only reason. And I never do give up. And that's the only reason you two had a hard time for us. But I never gave up. And that's the only reason. But I never gave up. And that's the only reason. And I never do give up. And that's the only reason you two had a hard time being intimate. Brother. Brother. Yeah? I won't discuss such things. Of course not. You know that. Of course not. Having a beard is so itchy.

11:42I guess this is not what a real beard feels like. I'm sorry you're going through that, brother. Thanks, Derek. And let's talk about your looks. Actually, you've been heavily criticized for having atrocious fashion this season and seasons beyond. What do you have to say to your fashion haters? You look like Catherine O'Hara. That's a great... You look like Moira. In Schitt's Creek, Moira. Well, let me tell you an interesting fact that I'm sure everyone would love to know. So to my haters, I say, this is Gucci. You could go tell it to Tom Ford for Gucci. And fun fact is that when I dressed up as Moira Rose, I wore this dress. That makes sense. You are giving Moira. This is like my most used dress.

12:21And this is Jackie speaking. Do you ever wear the dress not as a costume? Yes. most used dress and it's it's this is Jackie speaking. Do you ever wear the dress not as a costume? Yes I've worn it to a couple of events but it always comes in handy when I have to be an extravagant stylish woman. Yeah. And it's it's very short the dress so I don't wear it out as much anymore. I probably wouldn't wear it like now as a mom. So it's really just like my costume dress but it is Gucci. So why don't you fuck off? Do you think that's what Julianne has to say? Official comment fuck off. Do you think I should save this? That's what Julianne has to say to the haters. Official comment, fuck off. Do you think I should save this? Do you think I'll need

12:48this dress again as a young father? That's a good question. We did buy it in two colors. So we also have it in black. Do you have anybody that is an XL women's in black? No, I don't know anyone who's an XL women. Big and tall. Tall. Tall. Very tall. I don't know anyone who's an XL woman. Big and tall. Tall. Tall. Very tall. I don't know anyone who would fit that dress. I would never wear that size. So funny. I was texting our group chat last night being like, oh my god, I forgot to order Ben's dress. Like, where on earth am I going to find like a huge sparkly dress? And I was like, oh, my closet? Did you find anything? I didn't look. It was too upsetting. Like, for real. If I would have found something, I also would have had to find a gun to kill myself.

13:27So, no, I didn't. Did you ever, did you give away those Reformation dresses from back in the day? Oh, you know what? You kept writing Reformation dresses in the chat. You mean, what's that? It's not Reformation. Retortation? Like. What was it called? Retrofit. Retrofit. No, I still have them. I could see a future where I wear them, and I don't really want Ben ruining them. Yeah, like you'll never be able to unsee it. They're not. They wouldn't fit me. I have a few from my skinny era and a few from my big era. I don't even think the big ones would fit you. No offense. By the way. Oh, I know who Ben looks like. Jackie's not going to get this reference. Will I? I'm so chronically online. Ben looks like Ash Trevino.

14:04If you know, you know. I don't know who that is. Is Ben looks like Ash Trevino. If you know, you know. I don't know who that is. Is that offensive to Ash Trevino? Is it offensive to me? I don't think anyone's going to take the comparison well. Leave that to me, but great question. I'm showing you as a picture. Is she a woman? She is a woman. That's the first question. No, I don't. What are you even talking about? No, wait, that's a bad picture. By the way, that is offensive to me. This is what she looks like. Find, like, her profile. I look nothing like Ash Trevino. Here's her mugshot. You look like Ash Trevino. I see it in the mugshot. I see it more in the mugshot. Because Carrie Ann is a criminal?

14:40I see it more in the mugshot, yes. She has the heart of a criminal? Obsessed. She does. 10 out of 10 comparison honestly yeah i figured it out you did we do have stories today but like today's not really about the stories it's about us yeah and we kind of are the stories always you just know derrick and julianne are going to see this by the way of course and we have to be mindful of what we clip i just need to to say I love Julianne Hough. And I think my portrayal has been, you know, a loving portrayal. A girl who loves her brother, who takes fashion seriously, and who says thank you a lot. She's very grateful. She's well-mannered. She's a grateful queen. And I love Carrie Ann Anabo. I do. I love her.

15:24Even though I've been calling her Carrie Ann Conway all week. That is funny. I love Carrie Ann Anabo. Anaba! When you think of Carrie Ann, what do you think of? Your childhood? I think of Carrie Ann I think of a polished well-read distinct woman I love that I actually agree who can I agree on a real level who is this show is a Carrie Ann Stan show we're always defending her she's just she's just a little bit too good for the show. I agree. And I think a part of Carrie Ann that people miss is her sensitivity. I think she's very sensitive. She's just a girl. And that's the Carrie Ann that I know. Yeah. And when you guys, like, you go to her trailer and stuff and you guys talk. Yes, of course we do.

16:17We kiki. Us girls got to stick together. We kiki. Yeah, we do. The other girls on the show, they come and go. But Carrie's one of the only ones I can relate to. As high level, you know, employee of Dancing with the Stars. Now let me ask a question. It feels sort of like a fait accompli that at some point, Julianne, you will take Carrie Ann's seat as a judge. Obviously, not anytime soon. But does that sort of fracture your friendship? It definitely makes me think where i think about her moves yeah like are they are they earnest don't get into a car with her are they self-centered but then i think about all the great times we've had in our trailer geeking it's true and i know that what the hell is going down in that trailer

16:59and i know that she would never do anything to me like that. Right, Alfonso? We need Alfonso. I know. Snitch. He's also the best. Let's put her on FaceTime. Thanks, Alfonso. Alfonso is the best and I've loved working with him. And to answer these accusations of me trying to serp Carrie on I would never, I love my job, I love this show, and I wouldn't change a hair on its head. Okay. Okay. Plus that panel only has room for one huff. Consider yourself unnoticed. Bah, Those hips. Twirl there. Okay. Ba-da-ba- friendly show. Some people watch in the car with their kids. This is the most physical activity I

18:45have had in almost a year. I just got up one time and I'm not pregnant. And I'm wearing a fake mustache. It's seriously falling off. That was hard, strangely. Let's give it a taste. Let's give it a seven. Carrie Anne, if you could taste anything, what would it be? Ooh. Something from your childhood? No, probably a strand of Ezra's hair, I think. A strand of Ezra's hair. I would a strand of Ezra's hair. I would love to taste Ezra's hair. Another question. Carrie Anne, any on-set romances? You and Bruno, perhaps? Yes. I mean, besides the glaring one. Julianne? Me? Julianne and... I'm talking about you. Oh, with me? Do you have a love in your life? Have you ever dated or hooked up with any of the contestants?

19:50I have yes but he recently went home so I can't I can't speak about it Who was it? Tyler Cameron You heard it here first Harry and Cameron Ta-da It's Kate What do you have to say about that? It happened on a plane Where were you guys going? Nick's game. Oh. You and Tyler. Special night in Cleveland. What about the rumors about you and Val and that your feud was just to cover up from a torrid love affair? Val is happily married, loves his wife, and I would never, ever wanna get in the middle of that. Is Carrie-Anne married? Like, what do we even know about her personal life? What do we know about her childhood? Oh, good question. Am I married? She dated? Ardham? An old pro. Former pro. Oh, wow.

20:38Oh, so I'm like, I'm down to dance. You're getting down. Sounds like you're eating where you're shitting. Mm-hmm. And then he married Nikki Bella. Of the Bella twins. Of the Bellaitting. And then he married Nikki Bella. Of the Bella twins. And then she had a restraining order. I feel like that's the craziest thing I've ever heard, that she used to date Artem. She's not married, but she's been engaged twice. That's so you, Carrie. Why'd you call off the engagements? That's so you. 10 out of 10. You know, because I'm married to dance. And the idea of marrying anybody other than my craft, it would make me a worse judge, and my whole life is this fucking show. And if you only knew what it was like

21:13for one second to be me, you would understand why I can't hold down a man. This is- Are you struggling? It broke my heart. I am. Come to my trailer after the show. I am struggling. I've been coming trailer your story is so inspiring the way you told that story it's brought something out in me that just makes me want to dance my brother will be dancing a samba to represent the loneliness Carrie Ann feels as a judge on the show who does not have a work-life balance. Derek, that was beautiful. Nobody does storytelling like you. I am actually going to have to go to the bathroom. Okay, I got it, I got it. Oh, Carrie, you feel like dancing? Show us a little hip hop. Show us what you're known for.

22:17Oh, yeah, show us how to pop and lock and jam and break. And then I promise we can start the stories. Carrie will be dancing a hip hop that represents the love between my brother and I. Oh, it's a very sensual dance then. All right, now samba for us. Is that this? I would be great on this show. Okay, if you say so. Would you ever do, Ben, would you ever do Dancing with the Stars? You can't be underpaid if you're not paid. So true. I would do the opening of an envelope. Yeah, I love that about you. That would be. It's fun. You'd make it fun. I'd make it fun. Sure. Yeah. You would do it. That said. Do you think you would be any good? Can you dance? I don't think I can dance. Ben can dance like rhythmically at a wedding.

22:59Ben cannot do technique. That's the first step, by the way. You can't do pas de bourree. Some people can't dance at a wedding. But, did you know this about me? Look at my feet. Oh, move back. People can't see. Yeah, Ben can get into the, he's very good. My, Carrie Ann, what big feet you have. Look, look, Ben. What is this? No, Ben's in first position when your heels touch. He lives in first position, yeah? Yeah, I do. You do have, like have exceptional foot flexibility. I wonder if that would help you in the competition or harm you. I think it can only help. What was the, what's his, Harry? Shum. Shum Jr. Shum. Amazing dancer. I did think it was funny in some of the early episodes when he implied that his dance background

23:43wouldn't help him in this show. Oh, of course. It would actually hurt him. It would hurt him. He's such a good dance. I will say that my flexibility would help me in this show. There's no way that being foot flexible could hurt. Yeah. Right? And I have strong... I don't know. Maybe your feet rotate too much and as Derek would say, like... Over-rotation. Classic in the dance world. But then I need to do dances that rely on over-rotation. Well, you have to do whatever dances we tell you to do. Okay, hair flip. No, I need to do dances that rely on over-rotation. There's a pot for every kettle. We tell you to do... Okay, hair flip. No, I need to do it based on inspired by your recommendations. I don't even know what

24:12we're talking about anymore. We're talking about Ben on Dancing with the Stars. And I just want to say I love the idea because I'm very much in my trophy wife era now. Ben's doing all the work. Ever since he launched his book, I don't want to work anymore. So you've supported me in my crazy endeavors as a mass singer. Let's go to LA so you can be on doing all the work. Ever since he launched his book, like, I don't want to work anymore. So, like, I'll go. You've, like, supported me in my crazy endeavors as a mass singer. Yeah, like, let's go to LA so you can be on Dancing with the Stars. I would love that. So maybe me and Ben do it together instead of me and you. Oh, I didn't know you were coming, too. If you're coming, Julianne,

24:35you have to come. Yeah, then I am. Brothers. I don't think I could do it because obviously I'm an expert. Obviously. But that hasn't stopped. That hasn't stopped anyone, has it? What are the stories today? Like, I'm an expert. Obviously. But that hasn't stopped. That hasn't stopped anyone, has it? What are the stories today? I don't know. I really don't know, honestly. Thanks, Alfonso. These are terrible stories. I mean, I didn't, like, you're blaming me. You're not Alfonso. I'm sorry to tell you, Derek, but you are not Alfonso, and you will never be Alfonso. And this is a conversation that we have in private that we really shouldn't be airing out in public, Julianne. I just think it's quite obvious that you are not Alfonso and you will never be Alfonso. And this is a conversation that we have in private

25:05that we really shouldn't be airing out in public, Julianne. I just think it's quite obvious that you are not Alfonso. I would agree. Why is it so obvious? It's obvious. Why? It's pretty obvious, Derek, because you are Derek. And why isn't Derek Alfonso? Why isn't Alfonso Derek? You tell me that. Why aren't I Alfonso? Alfonso's a man. And you are a woman, Carrie. True, true, true. Clearly. Clearly. True. We have some Summer House news. We have some Kardashian news. Oh, I saw that. Kyle's deleted comment. Is that what we're talking about? Yes. Okay, Carrie Ann. Carrie Ann, do you watch Bravo? You were pretty harsh to Sierra. I saw that. I'm not going to lie. You saw it? I saw it. And it was, I have a Kerri-Ann, did you watch Bravo? You were pretty harsh to Sierra. I saw that, I'm not gonna lie. You saw it?

25:45I saw it. And it was, I have a lot of things to say. You wanna? So do I. I'm kind of switching sides. To whose side? I'm on team Amanda. I'm kind of on team Amanda too. Like in the whole scheme of all things, I'm obviously, when we're including Sierra in the equation, I'm obviously team Sierra and Kyle, I guess. But just like Wes, Kyle, and Amanda going at each other. Like I'm Team Wes and Amanda. Oh, Derek. Yeah. A2 Derek. No, it's just like. It reminds me of this dance I once danced. About a scorned lover? Exactly. That was a beautiful one. I remember every step. I know you do, sister. I know you do. Like shouldn't everybody just move on? He's the only one not moving on. Who, Kyle? Yeah. They moved on. It's actually only one not moving on. Hey, oh, Kyle. Yeah.

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33:07Okay, Julianne. Derek, don't start with me. Lest I call our mother. Not mother. We've never heard about their parents because they lived with Shirley Ballas their whole life. Don't make me call Shirley. Don't make me call Shirley. They moved to live with her and train in the UK or something. Yeah, because she's such a great dancer and they were very promising young dancers. Wow. Yeah, who would have thought? There's so much lore. Wow. We have a lot of lore. I'm still stuck on Artem dating Carrie Ann. It's deep. Yes. So Kyle raised concerns about his ex Amanda's well-being as he broke his silence after Wes Wilson digs. So Kyle sort of went rogue. On Instagram comments. On Instagram. Wes shared a photo of him and Amanda

33:50attending a Chiefs football game and he captioned it, what the heck? And then Kyle commented, more like you a cokehead that blew my ex's life and career up. So it's such a weird comment. Like one, to call someone a cokehead in public is just like a crazy accusation but also like why so like amanda's completely innocent in all of this and it's just west the villain it's like such a weird no and like that comment made me sad because if that's true like her life like she was like yeah her life and her career has been blown up then she posted a series of comments instagramss of just like life lately. And I think she captioned. She loves a dump. She captioned it. Y'all mind if I post? She keeps doing that.

34:32Like every comment is so self-aware. Just like move on if you want to move on. And it's a bunch of random photos of like her and West, her and friends. Of course, the dogs. There are a couple of like memes in there. Oh, wait. Yeah. One said, you've made your bed. Now lie in it. And then, okay, that's actually my favorite thing to do. That's funny. Which means she's happy in her life. Yeah. By the way, I don't see it. I think, yes, her career is obviously blown up. I don't think West blew it up. I think she like made a choice and she made her bed. But no, like West. What was her career? Like, what am I? Being a reality star. Being a very popular influencer. And you're saying that Kyle has now stopped that from happening. No, they're saying West has stopped that from happening.

35:10Because she entered a relationship with West, she's one of the most hated people and she doesn't get brand deals and now she's not on either show. Why is that only West's fault? No, but it's also why is that true? Like Tom Sandoval is still on the show. No, he's not. Oh, he's off? Well, there's no show for him. There's no show, but his life was also derailed. Yeah. But he was hated before, and he's like a narcissist who thrives on being hated. Amanda's life, she's not on Summer House anymore. She did decide not to film in the city. She doesn't get brand deals. She doesn't go to events. Maybe she's happy. Maybe. I'm saying like a career derailed, like it's only derailed if you liked where it was,

35:42and clearly she didn't like where it was, and the choice to not be on TV, it was choice that's what he implied she also had another comment defending her reasoning for not wanting to return just basically what we thought it was like the trolling and the hate is so immense like why it is why would i put myself in that and it's like yeah for anything less than a huge payday is and they weren't willing to buck up? Yes. Then he posted again. He said, there's already enough negativity online. And the last thing I want to do is add to it. So I want to be clear. And then I'm leaving this alone. Despite our differences, I will always care about Amanda. And when it comes to people I care about, I fight hard, sometimes too hard. What about when you were

36:20married? It's been an emotional and frustrating situation. I've let those feelings get the better of me at times, but it doesn't mean my concerns aren't valid. West also left a comment being like, dude, what are you talking about? You called your wife a dumbass bitch. Right. I said this once, and I'm sure everyone's tired of hearing it. The revisionist history of Kyle Cook, like, this is not a good man. This is not a good husband. This is not a protective partner. This is like borderline an abusive partner. So like the rewriting, I mean, I'm just trying to protect Amanda. You've never been meaner to her in your whole life than when you were married to her. No, you were her number one op when you guys were married.

36:47And then Amanda. She needed protection from you. And not to make it all about me, but. Of course. Because he was mean to me. Yes, he was. Oh, sorry. He was mean to my dear, close and personal friend, author of Let's Give It a Taste, Ben Soffer. Oh, right. And he never apologized for that. And then Amanda Batula responded to a tweet. Cool. It was not real Amanda Batula. Oh, is it? No, it was real Amanda Batula. Okay. She hasn't tweeted since 2023. And she literally came on Twitter. Seven. She came on Twitter to respond to this tweet. Kyle realized that when Amanda declined to film the upcoming season of In the City, he could no longer control or manipulate her anymore and thus melted down in west's instagram comments

37:28she then replied tweeted it with like the target emoji like nailed it yeah and i'm pretty sure this is her twitter it's not verified it's amanda batula underscore but it says creative director graphic designer and summer house cast member on bravo tv but she's not i was gonna say pretty easy to why don't you look if she has like a verified one? There wasn't. This is all I found. How many followers does she have? 30,000. That's possible. Yeah. Is this her? Also, like I mentioned like in the aftermath of Westman of all, like she blew up her life and he felt bad for his ex-wife and just like wants to be there for her because she doesn't know what she's doing or so he thought. But it's almost six months later. Yeah. She's in a long-term relationship at this point I

38:09would say West has committed to her if he was cheating on her we would know everyone would know um so now she seems to be in a happy relationship whether it's one that anybody would want or that people approve of is one thing but like it's not like she blew all of this up for no relationship at all. And he's not abandoned her. And he's also just lost relevancy. Why don't you talk into the microphone? That might help. He's also just lost relevancy. Who, Kyle? Yeah, I feel like everybody around him is doing other big things. I think he picked his big thing as lover boy. That's what he chose. We just saw that clip of him and Craig where he was talking about how lover boys... On the brink of bankruptcy every day

38:45And I can say that it's very, very difficult to own and run a beverage company That's a very hard, but he picked it That was the thing that he picked Everybody else seems to have picked other things I feel like now he's picked DJing Yeah Okay, well that's a terrible thing to pick I agree Like what are you doing? Where's longevity in DJing? No, but it's like there's less money up front He just makes money He doesn't have to spend money Yeah I don't even think it's so much. He just collects a paycheck as opposed to running a business and buying inventory and paying employees. Oh, you're saying DJing over... DJing makes more money for him than the lover boy. Definitely. I don't even think it's a relevance thing.

39:16I think that if Amanda and West are not on the season of In the City, like, what is Kyle's storyline? Like, he gets to be the hero still. I'm like, the victim. Look, my mean ex-wife ran away with my friend. And if they're not there, what are you? You're just the guy we know, an asshole, who used to yell at his wife and is now pretending he's not that guy. That's why he's frustrated. He's lost his whole plot line and his whole victim card. She's not there. We can't even talk about it. And also, meanwhile, he spent the last six months DJing, hooking up with other people, spotting with other people. Sally Carson says whenever she sees Kyle, it's on. So it's not like he's sitting, waiting, meanwhile, he spent the last six months DJing, like, hooking up with other people, spotting with other people. Sally Carson says whenever she sees Kyle, like, it's on.

39:47So it's not like he's sitting, waiting, crying for Amanda. I would take her back in a heartbeat. Like, my wife has been manipulated and stolen from me. Like, he lives large and then, like, doesn't, like, she lives a very, like, quiet. Yep. They go to Milwaukee. Committed relationship. They go to baseball, football games and they play with the dogs. Like, you're the one out there. Living that life. Being crazy. Yeah. I just, like, I can't stand him. Yeah. I don't think. You kind of look like him. I mean, this is. You do. Maybe it's like a form of self-hatred. You do. You do look like him. Yeah. I think this has sort of backfired for him. I mean, of course, his original comment was obviously not well thought out.

40:27You don't just accuse someone of being like a cokehead. I'm sure like everyone in this casting one way or another like- Has participated in it. Participates in recreational drugs. So like, I don't really think- Yeah, you're telling me Kyle- Kyle's never done cocaine. Who's up till 6 a.m. Right. Literally. Literally. So it was just like a sloppy comment. More like you a cokehead that blew. And the sloppy comment more like you a cokehead that blew and it's the grammar is poor you a cokehead you don't go to war with poor grammar you don't agreed it's a bad comment this wig is so hot oh please don't even talk to me I love my wig this wig is so hot I'm wearing a wig a mustache a goatee and a child

41:02in my belly that's true so Derek I'm so excited. Oh, big announcement. You're going to be an auntie. Yeah, we're really excited, me and my fiance. And you already have a baby, right? Do I? I think you do. I love being a father. You're a great father. Oh, I wish he was with you. Just like you're a great brother. Just like you're the best brother. I could be better. Are you my big brother or my little brother? You're so a great brother. Just like you're the best brother. I could be better. Are you my big brother or my little brother? You're so my big brother. I feel like I'm so your little brother. No, I think you're big brother. Really? I think so. Of course you are, Derek. I am big brother?

41:36Mm-hmm. Big brother Derek. Big brother D. We have any other siblings? I feel sorry for them. We couldn't possibly have other siblings. We couldn't possibly. Oh, were you the Blades of Glory? Those twins that they the dancing twins? They have three older sisters, the Huffs. Oh yeah, they're Mormon, right? So they have a lot of siblings. We, sorry, we have a lot of siblings. And we love them all. Who are the twin dancers in Blades of Glory? What was their name? Oh, I've never seen Blades of Glory. Winklevoss twins? Or are those real people? Those are real people. You know what I feel like today? Von Trapp is sound of music. The Van Waldenbergs. You know what I feel like today? I think that loosely models you guys.

42:15Do you know what I feel like today? I feel like we're like streamers, like H3. There's like a thousand people. We all have mics, cameras, angles, and it's like we're just cutting between. Have you ever seen H3? No. We are H3 today. And now I never will. Yeah. What do you think about that, Derek? Oh, unaffected. You've been unaffected by H3, Mageddon. By the H3 breakout. Breaking news. Derek Hough doesn't care. Derek, that's not like you're such an empath. What about Gila? Yeah, you're hot. This is a good fan. It's not a toast to being a fennison sweating through his costume. It's something. It's true. By the way, I'm not even sweating. Let's cut to Ben's solo camera. I'm not sweating. I'm in just like a dry heat.

42:54I'm just like my face is just warm. I feel like I have a fever. We need to make a montage. You know what it is? Actually, every year you also wear makeup. Yeah. Do you think that your skin doesn't react well to makeup? Maybe. Carrie Ann, come to my trailer. I have some allergy free. I have some menopause medication for you. I have some sensitivity. Carrie Ann's going through perimenopause. No, you can't. By the way, once you take it off, you'll never put it back on. The episode's almost over, don't worry. So hot. Alright, what's next story? Next story, Kim Kardashian undergoes surgery for irregularities. But not her tushy. Esophagitis. What's irregularity? Irregularity. Or irregularities. She has esophagitis diagnosis.

43:37So on the new episode of Kardashians, which we will see tomorrow, not whatever. She has to undergo surgery for irregularities in her throat after a recent esophagitis diagnosis something she shared was she was worried about given her family's cancer history so she said so i've seen a couple of doctors and it's been heavy on my mind lately um i haven't really told too many people about this just because i think it's something that really hits home for me and i just don't want to go there with my dad having passed away from esophagus cancer hopefully i can just take this medication and this will go away but then in the preview she's shown entering a hospital the doctor says her esophagus has these irregularities and i have to cut them out it's the same thing my dad had

44:14yeah that's actually really scary everyone knows robert kardashian passed of esophageal cancer um it's like i usually like hate when people share their medical like diagnoses on reality tv it's such a boring storyline like hate when people share their medical like diagnoses on reality TV. It's such a boring storyline, but this is actually like, she truly got surgery like, and she didn't show it. It would be like, why? Just cause someone might be bored. That's really what she's going through. Yeah. It's nice to see her being open about her surgeries. Yeah. After yesterday's conversation. Yeah. Kim, Kim, uh, Carrie, do you think that Kim Kardashian's ass is real? No. And that's ass is real? No.

44:47And that's that on that. Do you know something, Carrie? Oh. Do you go to the same doctor? I do know. What do you know? That it's not real. How do you know? It just is not real. That's beautiful. One thing that's real, our love, Derek. A little too real. That's beautiful. One thing that's real, our love, Derek. A little too real. Don't you find? I'm cracking up. The Huffs are going to seriously hate us after this, and that was just never my intention. The thing is, is that to be an artist is to be understood. Mm-hmm. As I'm always saying. The Huffs are not going to hate you. By the way, this is Dancing with the Stars promo. They should be paying us. Derek left us a hate comment a little while ago.

45:31You're kidding. It wasn't a hate comment. What was it? I put up a clip that was a little snarky. I'll take responsibility for that. And he was just in the comment section talking. Well, I hope that everybody loves this. Because it's hot. We'll be mindful of our clips. Oh,'s hot. We'll be mindful of our clips. Oh, for sure. We'll be minding our P's and Q's in the clips today. Are you ready for our next story? A little business news from We're Business People. We do. Sure. DoorDash is buying Instacart. I saw this. For $17 billion. And I just want to say, if they touch one hair on the head of Instacart, I will go to headquarters myself and start rolling heads i have a i have a hair for them to touch what on instacart's head produce

46:09produce oh yeah no this is a huge problem i i i don't do produce on instacart but isn't that annoying like you're getting the convenience of ordering some of your groceries but not all because it is such bad produce well so i personally have always believed that instacart has a deal with the supermarkets that the shoppers will take the worst of the supermarket produce and genius right because no one else would and you can't really like return it like of course they do so i think that they have a deal genius i think it's it's they absolutely they're gonna go and pick the perfect avocado. No. They're going to help out the grocery store. It's not a bug. It's a feature. You're right. People don't utilize the return feature on Instacart enough.

46:53It's laborious and annoying, but you almost always get your money back. So if you say, hi, I got apples and three of them came brews, they'll give you your money back. Get your money back, but you don't get your apples or your time. So true, Carrie. I also have another critique of Instacart, even though I love it. You guys know how I feel. You should be able to order from multiple stores in one order. Can you not? No, you order from like a store and that's an order. And then it's another order from another store. Like different delivery guys. But I would like if like someone could do all my errands for me, you know? I'm more so looking for an assistant. I think we should just grab it. Like, cause a lot of times I'd like to get like my all my errands for me, you know? I'm more so looking for an assistant. I think it's as grabbing.

47:25Like, because a lot of times I like to get, like, my beverages from Costco, like, bulk. Sure. But my produce, like, from the grocery store. Yeah, but you have to think about, like, that person's day and, like, that they're doing a bunch of Costco orders. They need to deliver that. You know, I'm going to be completely honest. I'm thinking about my day. Yeah. I'm not thinking about the guy's day. But you can place multiple orders. I feel like that's. It's just, like, annoying. There's multiple, like, delivery charges and, like, taxes. Yeah, I'm not positive.. I feel like that's just like annoying. And it's multiple like delivery charges and like taxes. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not positive. Sorry. And fees, of course.

47:49I'm not positive, Derek, on this critique. Sounds like Derek's being a diva. Classic brother. I'm not positive, Derek, on this critique. But here's the news. DoorDash is buying rival Instacart in a deal worth roughly 17 billion dollars, signaling that the delivery wars continue to heat up. The deal announced- I thought they had taken a break, the delivery wars. No, and remember like Uber Eats owns Postmates. Postmates doesn't exist anymore. Oh my God. Postmates was like in the city. Oh my God. It was really just so you could get a, what was that sushi place? Yeah, Sugarfish. Sugarfish. Sugarfish you could only get on Postmates. I was thinking about Sugarfish recently. I really like some Sugarfish.

48:23And Postmates was like a verb. Yeah. Let's Postmates it. Yeah. And now Postmates is gone. Postmates. I really like some sugarfish. And Postmates was like a verb. Yeah. Let's Postmates it. And now Postmates is gone. Postmates. Postmates. It's gone. Postmates. Thanks Alfonso. Thanks Derek. Always calling me out. If you had 15 bill, what company are you buying? I'm buying Spirit Halloween. That's a cash cow. Yep. 15 billion. You only have like two months out of the year. Right. That so works for me. You live like 10 months for two. $15 billion. What company am I buying? Like what huge company that you think is a surefire return? I love your spirit Halloween call. That is a cash cow. Jill Silverstein.

48:58I'm sure that I could buy like a quick serve chain. Not McDonald's, but like I could buy like Chick-fil-A. Or like Moe's. Moe's Southwest. serve chain not mcdonald's but like i could buy like yeah you could filet or like mose mose is not worth a dollar over like a million where your brain went when was the time you had mose you're thinking like a mid-sized franchise mose ben we had mose recently by the way mose is great it's a better chipotle mose you should even like dos toros is like at least the better version of mose you've been living in By the way, Moe's is great. It's a better Chipotle. Moe's. You should buy Moe's. Even like Dos Toros is like at least the better version of Moe's. You've been living in Florida for too long.

49:30By the way, there are no Moe's in Florida. Yes, there are. There was just a Moe's. You could buy Pollo Tropical. I could buy Pollo Tropical. No, you should buy Miami Subs, Miami Grill. But that's not a good return on investment. No, but I think you could get a low price. You could buy it at a really low price because they're not doing well right now. $15 billion is a lot. Couldn't I buy Jersey Mike's for $15 billion? Maybe, yeah. Jersey Mike's, a sub above. They do a pretty good job. Do you like Jersey Mike's? No. What, like of all the sub chains? Subway. Really? You eat fresh? I don't eat it, but I just like miss out. I saw you were there the other day getting nachos. Okay, I tried the nachos.

50:04Yeah, no, I'm not a fan of a chain sandwich place. They just like are never good. We need to open like a small mom and pop sandwich. Oh, we're doing this again. We're back. Do you hear that the streets think that we might be opening cranberries? By the way, I'm dead. Have you heard about that? No, but that makes sense. You're even more unplugged than I am. It's Ben's dream to open a QSR People are saying that we are opening a sandwich Do you know my sandwich concept? We've discussed this And mine's cranberries and we have creative differences Oh, you don't know my new one My real one, this is my real one Scoops? Let's hear it You know Cold Stone, how they have a cold stone? Yes You're familiar.

50:45It's an ice cream shop. Instead of ice cream, Jackie, tuna salad, chicken salad, egg salad. You pick your protein. We put your protein right on the cold slab. We're then adding in chopped pickles, chopped onions, maybe a little jalapenos, maybe a little bit of corn if you're crazy. We throw in some mayonnaise, mustard, vinaigrettes, whatever you want. You put it into just a scoop or you could put it on a sandwich or on a salad. Carrie Ann, the businesswoman. And that is just a scoop. You like it? Yeah. What's stopping you? Jackie, you know who else you look like? Time. You look like a character from Game of Thrones. Oh, for sure. Do you want to know my other concept? You look like a Lannister.

51:20A Targaryen. Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant. Would you like my other restaurant concept? And you'll tell me which one is better. Okay, Carrie. Because I think just aop really has some. Dream big. Benny. Juana. It is. Mexican. I think you've told me this. Think of it. Flat top. Fajitas. People love a shrimp skewer right on there. You know, you flip it over. You can do the tortillas. We can make quesadillas. What can't you make on that black stone? Benny Juana. I think you told me that. I think you said it sometime on the show because I remember people weighed in. Okay, so just a scoop. I think that's a better one, right? Yeah, that sounds good. Okay. Smelly. Do you have one? For a restaurant?

51:54Strawberry. So we're just like making tomato mozzarella? Yeah, it's kind of like- And then, of course, the next door will be Tardy's Warm Bowls. And the strawberries is kind of like something about her, I would say. Definitely. But I make the bread myself. Right. And I don't know what goes on in something about her. You're not going to sell merch. In practicality, but. Are they out of business? We're not sure. I don't think so. Got it. When I was in LA for the Masked Singer, I walked by it. And it was in business? Tell us about that, Derek. It wasn't open right then and there. It's so Derek. But it's like, it looks like they were actively in business, but not at that. Well, I wish them well. Yeah. I think it's, I looks like they were actively they are but not at that well i wish them well

52:25yeah i think it's i think it does well and i think it's a like yeah that's what strawberries would be but just a little more homely i would say i'm gonna rip this fucking thing off my face it's awful is yours tight it's okay the wig cap is tight we just have like so many tiktoks to make after the show like i can't take my beer off i know today's episode is brought to you by macy's the perfect sponsor year round but especially this time of year. Jax, I know how you've been pounding the pavement looking for a gift for me. And I have to tell you, look no further. Go to Macy's. And I would say the same for you, sweet sister. Oh, but I'm already shopping for you. It's also your birthday. Because it's my birthday, but you also have to get me holiday presents.

52:57Oh, I do? It's your birthday and holidays that kind of close together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be fine because Macy's makes it so easy because they have amazing gifts. And honestly, once you're shopping at Macy's, it's going to be hard to like just only do one thing for me. But don't worry because you can get something for my birthday. Well, let me give you some ideas because, you know, Macy's is perfect for everyone. Like obviously you're shopping for people on your list outside of me. So they have things for men, things for kids. They've got you covered. But for me specifically, I would say I am considered like a beauty enthusiast. I love trying new makeup. You look like one. Beauty has always been really important to me.

53:27Claudia, not Derek. And Derek, of course. Sorry. My mustache fell off. So some ideas. I do have a couple, you know, some of my favorite Buxom lip liners. I think you can restock. You can restock for me. I like them too. Yeah, me too. Yeah, so do I. We like everything the same. So that makes sense. So true. They've got like YSL beauty gift sets. Like just some ideas. I'm just running this by you. If you wanted to go the avenue of like glamazon, because you see me, obviously. And you're the pinnacle of glam. Glamorous comes to mind is the word. But I'm also, I think a lot of our listeners would agree, like I'm kind of like a trendsetter of sorts. So a lot of like cool girl things that are up and coming macy's has you covered like a lot of sunglasses new shapes are

54:08like coming and obviously i have the perfect size shape so i can really wear sort of perfect size shape of the perfect shape base and i could wear kind of whatever glasses i want so you could go for like a luxury bag like a trendy glass a cool sweater a cardigan just an idea okay let me tell you about me if that works for you oh If you're thinking about what to get me because of course I love makeup too. Also glamorous, trendsetter. You do love also gifts for home. I love gifts for home. Gifts for home are what's really doing it for me right now. I also love and they carry one of my favorite brands which is Rothy's. Oh my god, I'm wearing Rothy's too. Okay. Can you see my foot? I went to the mall.

54:44Can you see my foot because I love a Rothy's too. Okay. I actually went to the... Can you see my foot? I went to the mall. Can you see my foot? Look at this. Because I love a Rothy. I got the, like a... These are like a point ballet flat. I love these. These are my Rothy's. I love them. You see you're having a hard time getting your leg up there. No, no. It's been up the whole time. Okay? It's been up. Julianne is flexible. Julianne can do it. These are my Rothy's. I love Rothy's. I forgot that they sell Rothy's at Macy's. I love my Rothy's. The most comfortable shoe. Comfortable shoe for all parts of your day. I find if I'm not wearing my Rothy's, I forgot that they sell Rothy's at Macy's. I love my Rothy's. The most comfortable shoe. Comfortable shoe for all parts of your day.

55:07I find if I'm not wearing my Rothy's, I have to change my shoes. All parts of your personality, too. So often throughout the day because then I need to wear my soft shoe while I'm cooking. Rothy's for everything. The kids' stuff is good, too. Like, obviously, we have eight nights of Hanukkah. That's eight gifts. Yeah. So they've got really cute clothes. They carry Tonys. We love Tonys. Such cute gifts. Clothes for the girls and the guys and the boys and the girls. They carry Tonys. We love Tonys. Such cute gifts. Clothes for the girls and the guys and the boys and the girls. They've got everything. Husbands, if you want to get a gift for like a co-worker, something like appropriate or a friend or a colleague. If anything we've said

55:32has inspired you, that's great. But if not, they do also have gift guides online at Macy's to help you. I think gift guides are beyond helpful. Like dead ass. Oh, sorry. Check out Macy's online gift guide for even more ideas. And thank you Macy's online gift guide for even more ideas. And thank you, Macy's, for sponsoring today's episode. Monopoly at McDonald's is back. You can't win if you don't play. Get your bag. OK, well, let's do another story, shall we? Oh, you know what everyone wants us to talk about, but I don't really care, but I'll do it because there's not a lot of stories? The Chrisley girl and her engagement. Now, one thing about me, I'm not going to say anything bad about Savannah Chrisley.

56:16She just followed me on TikTok. And I love the work she did to get her father out of jail. Is she out of jail? Yeah, she literally got her parents pardoned. And in the meantime, took care of their whole family while they were gone she's a stand-up gal people are freaking out her uh she's pregnant and she got married to a businessman who is 56 a year younger than her dad who apparently was in jail with her dad and who was also pardoned by trump wow yeah it's obviously that's a lot Julia and I know, you can't get in the way of true love. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. When I saw she was pregnant and she got married, I was like, great. And now everyone's coming out with all these red flags. But like you said, she seems like she has a good head on her shoulders.

56:58So this is what she wants to do. You know what this great news calls for? A dance? Me? Yes. I didn't carry. I can't get up. I'm too hot. You're not doing a whole lot of dancing. Is it because you're wearing pants under your dress? It's because I have to move the show along, brother. The executives don't like when I dance too much. Is there something where if your head gets really hot, your feet get really cold? I think that's like a loss of circulation. I have a loss of circulation. Okay, so you can take your wig off. My feet are freezing. Should we all just take a I have a loss of circulation. My feet are freezing. Should we all just take a little break? I'll stay. You can take your wig off, Carrie.

57:39You actually look more like a woman without the wig. He looks like a woman in the 20s. With her hair slicked back. Like you put little curls on the side. Oh my God. He looks like Betty Boop. I look like Julie Andrews. You look like Betty Boop. No, but I do look like a Downton character too. You look like Mary. You look like Mary when she cut her hair. I look like Mary when she cut her hair. Oh, I look like Mary when she cut her hair. No, you seriously look like Betty Boop. I'm so much happier. Oh my God. This wig was hell on earth. My feet are starting to warm up. What is the style? Like the ridging in the hair. Yeah. No, and the- Tilt your- No, actually no. Yeah, no, it's like that curl that

58:23what's her name used to do? With the gel. Anne. Anna. Anna and to do? With the gel. Anne. Anna. Anna, and also the one with the soap. Her Ladyship Soap. What's that lady's name? Barrister, whatever. Her Ladyship Soap. Oh, my God. If you know those three words, it's crazy. Who uttered those immortal words? Wow. I just want to say. I'm back in business, red is your color. I'm back in business. Is it? We'll be auctioning off this wig. I was fading. How much do you think somebody would pay for this wig? They shouldn't pay more than $3. More than what you paid, plus it's used. By the way, we probably paid a lot. It's from Amazon. It was Amazon. It wasn't Instacart. His Instacart ad is a $9 premium.

59:01You're telling me. That's how I got that $15 billion valuation. I thought it was $15. Was it $15? But don't put the weight too far. We have to make TikToks after this. No, it's right over there. What was the story? Oh, the Chrisleys. Wow. So here's the news. So the couple got engaged in the Cayman Islands five months into their romance in December 2025. Savannah shared on her podcast on Tuesday. He proposed with a massive oval-cut diamond ring that he designed with Genevieve Stuhler, a prominent family owned and operated jewelry store based in St. Louis. I know people want me to like Karen. She also revealed on her podcast that they're expecting their first baby together. Yeah, they were supposed to be getting married.

59:38Like they had a big elaborate wedding planned, I think, for January. But obviously. How long has she and her. How long has her dad and her now husband been out of prison at least a year maybe more i'm saying they have a podcast it's called like unchained is there any chance that they're this baby is vis-a-vis a conjugal visit she was visiting no no i don't think so there's been more than enough time um i highly recommend listening to the chrisley parents podcast it's one of the funniest things i've ever heard in my life they talk about prison. I loved that show. And if I ever were to meet them, I would want to ask them, like, what qualified them at the time to get a show? They were just like this random family.

1:00:15They weren't famous. He was funny. Yeah, they had like this funny dad. And they were like pretty rich. A lot of people's dads are funny. If you're rich and willing to show your life. It is, right? You ask the best questions. You can learn something from me. I think I'm doing a great job. Nothing's going to stop me. You know that. I love that tenacious attitude. Do you think that comes from your childhood? I definitely do. I think it comes from my background as a dancer. Nothing's going to stop me. Nothing's going to bring me down. You know, when I played the titular character in Footloose. Of course. Ariel. Ariel. You should have dressed up as Ariel Footloose version. Oh my gosh. Those were the glory days, you know?

1:00:52Those were the days when people respected dance. Yeah. I feel they're gonna come back, brother. I feel with you about that. I do. What are you at a restaurant like ordering beverages? You asked me for a water. I did. You were supposed to be subliminal. What are you doing? What are you doing? Asking for beverages? Yeah, you just asked me. the bus you were supposed to be subliminal you were like you just asked me yeah you were supposed to be subliminal like if i wanted to stop the whole show and be like hey can i get a water i would have done that too but you're actually gonna rest on hey can we get the bill like hey can we get two waters betty boop is thirsty betty boop is thirsty i'm trying to figure out who you look like now just like literally Claudia on Tostaween. Sorry. I saw the bloodstream.

1:01:26Claudia. I was like, you're a bitch. I look like Claudia? You're kidding. No, like this is always your base for Tostaween. Agreed. I always end up at the end of the episode. It's like you just swap out a wig, but this is you. True. Like I'm having flashbacks. Holy shit. I need a cigarette. Sorry. This is, wow. I need a cigarette. Harry. This is. Wow. I wish this was a vodka. Wow, Harry. Come to my trailer. Oh, that water was good. You wonder how I maintain my positive attitude. She's getting dicked down in the trailer. No. Vodka and cigarettes. Oh, yeah. Sorry. We're drinking. Vodka and cigarettes. Oh, yeah. Sorry. We're drinking. We're two women. Oh, right. Isn't that who gets dicked down?

1:02:12Yeah, but somebody needs a dick. It's me. Okay. I can't. Okay, so if you guys want us to have hot takes about the Chrisleys, we don't. No, I don't. And you know what? My take is Mazel Tov. She's pregnant and she's married. Like, how exciting for her. Can you say the same? My take is that it's fucking weird. I'm jealous. Are you going to be judgmental? It's weird. Her dad's friend from jail that's his age impregnated his daughter. How would you feel if your father married someone your age? Impregnated his daughter. And married her. That's really weird. He's just about a number carry. married someone your age. Impregnated his daughter. And married her. That's really weird. That's really weird.

1:02:47He's just about a number, Carrie. Agreed. You should know that as a woman of a certain age. That would be really weird. Okay, Betty. You're just jealous, Carrie. You're literally Betty. Like, I actually can't with you. That would be really weird. And that's our show. 10. 7. 1. 7. 1. 71. Give me that pen. Where is the pen? Yeah, here. Oh, here. Fresh Pat. Oh. Okay, what are you going to give it, Carrie? What's your final rating? Uh-oh. 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 I like your tiny little handwriting Let's do it again No no it's good Thank you Derek, thank you Carrie, thank you Alfonso And thank you Nobody ever thanks me That's good, thank you Julianne Thank you so much Julianne Always the thinker, never the thanky

1:03:42Thank you Moira Slash Daenerys Slash Julianne much julianne always the thinker never the thanky shepherding you moira slash denaris slash julianne yeah and thank you betty slash carrie and of course thanks to kyle trump fieri huff correct how easy is that don't forget to pre-order ben's cookbook let's give a taste available now wherever you get your books comes out in june pre-orders really help a first-time author so just be a good friend if you can we love you all another toast between in the books it's been extremely spooky uh-oh Ba da ba da ba ba. Ba da ba da ba ba ba. Ba da ba da ba ba ba. Ba da ba da ba ba ba. Ba da ba da da da da. Good? Stop. This is SimpliSafe. Police are on the way. We don't just alert. We help stop crime before it starts.

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