NFL Week 9, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bengals Keep Rolling, Packers Look Unstoppable, Afternoon Blowouts Plus Who's Back Of The Week

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3:33Whap, whap, whap. Pfft, Gonna get him. So I'm spread. Whap, whap, whap. We start in Spain, where Atlanta fans may be in their blue period, knowing they had to face Pablo Picasso, Burrow, who has been playing surreal as of late. But it was the Atlantonio Banderas Falcons who struck first, going up 7-0 after Charlie Warner Brothers opened up with a big bang and a spike in the end zone. But it didn't last long as Jamar Salona Chase got in for Thix, proving when it comes to the best receivers, he's at the top of the list. And it wasn't just Chase. Matador Higgins had the Falcons secondary seeing red, O'Laying out to catch two scores himself. Falcons took a pill in Ibiza to show Goodell they were still cool.

4:30And when they finally got sober, they were still a bad football team. But fuck it. It was something to do. Bengals 34, Falcons 17. What? What? We go down to South Beach where the Lions look to do an impression of a Japanese fisherman against the Dolphins led by head cove Dan Campbell. Malik Bruce Willis and his right arm again struggled with a two minute drill. But one interception isn't the end of the world with a fleck of the rest. The Dolphins are committed to losing the right way. Playing hard and pulling out all the trick plays, as putter Bradley Pinonman Square shows that this is a dangerous tank. Chairman Malcolm Rodriguez and Chuck Carl Clarks seize the Dolphins' property, and remember, remember the 8th of November,

5:21as Guy Fawkes has a fake putt of his own. The game was tight until the third quarter when Jamiroquai Gibbs sent Miami into virtual insanity, not knowing which way was up as the Lions take the lead and turn the Dolphins into leftover two of fish. Lions 19, Dolphins 9. We now head over to Kansas City where memes is there for the Jets and the Chiefs. In Arrowhead, it was a get-right there for the Jets and the Chiefs. In Arrowhead, it was a get-right game for the Chiefs and Patrick Schweezy. Mahomes, who got his groove back in a hurt elbow because of the Jets' only defender who should still be on the fucking team, David A. Bay Bailey, who had two sacks and two forced fumbles. Kenny, you are such a no-go hand.

6:01Walker had three touchdowns. Travis Kelsey Scott had ice on his neck. Flawless baguettes. Hop on the Jets. Barely get wrecked. As the tight end was able to do whatever he wanted to. Rashishi, do you love me? Are you bankrupt? You weren't supposed to do that, Rice. Also had a good game. Mason Taylor Swift and the Jets got nothing in their brain except for... No, Jason Colonel Sanders. You're wrong. Who was four for five for the field or age? I fumbled that. You got it. I think there's something wrong with your medulla. I blunt got a memes. It's time for the Chiefs to cut Mr. Harrison. Bucker as he missed another field goal to end the half. Chiefs 35, Jets 12. Great job, memes. Can you give us the trials again?

6:48Kenny, you are such a no-go here. Zach. Zach, we go to Zach in New Orleans for the Saints and Browns. In New Orleans, Charlie Sheen-Smythe has piker blood pulsing through his veins as he put on a winning performance as the Saints' leading scorer, kicking slightly better than 2.5, going 3-4 on the day. HIV? Question mark? More like MVP. Many minutes later, Chador Bernie Sanders climbs down the podium and into the pocket shouting, a nation will not survive morally or economically when so few have so much and so many have so little. Before passing to Kansas City, Concepcion, whose jersey number remarkably resembles the National World War I Museum and Memorial, taking the ball down the field 64 yards for his first career touchdown.

7:28And over time, who are you? Who you? I'm the owner of this house. Wrong answer. My granddaughter, Tyler Perry Shuck, is the owner of this house. You ain't got no power, ho, and no deed. Tyler Perry Shuck throws a groan. A groan-dengen-sized pass to Jawan The Rock Johnson, who checks the entire Browns defense into the SmackDown Hotel before dropping a people's elbow in the end zone for six points. Also in overtime, Jersey Shore Door Sanders decides to audible from T-shirt time and initiates GTL. Jim touchdown laundry with a pass to Harold and Kumar Fannin, making a pit stop in the end zone before rerouting the GPS straight to White Castle. Dirty sliders, five french fries, and four large drinks

8:05won't be enough to take the pain away from this heartbreaking loss. Saints 23, Cleveland 22. Great job, Zach. Get yourself a water. In Indianapolis, where it looks like Shane Rykin's 1,000-day rule, the Colts may be coming to a close as his team tried to bunker down and win a football game. Did they? Nine, of course not, but they still tried their hardest. Seth Obi-Makawan Kenobi used the force to score early, and I've never seen any Star Wars movies, so I don't know any other references other than the Cowboys being the Death Star. Dak pressed Costco, and Chicken Bake Ferguson hit for a big boom, and the CD Lamb rizzed his way into the end zone to extend the lead. But because it's the Cowboys, the other team always has a Schottenheimer.

8:51Thankfully, Caleb Systems of the Downs bounced back after getting dribbled last week to make chop suey of the Colts' offense and seal the victory. Are the Cowboys back? No, they just played the Colts. Cowboys 27, Colts 23. What? What? We go to our nation's capital, where fittingly, in an election week, both teams blew it in red zones. Washington was at one point the leader, but Devontae John Adams is out and replaced by Van Thomas Jefferson. Meanwhile, Eric Donald Trump made Oregon tackle Josh Connerly look like a lame duck. But enough about presidents. This game reminded me of the Lion King where my good friend Puma used to say Puka Nakua Matata. What a wonderful phrase. And Leicester Command's defender

9:40getting tragically trampled to death all afternoon. Sonny Bono Stiles was getting downhill all day, running violently into Tyler Higtree, the difference maker of this game. McFaken my way downtown, walking fast, Stafford Pass, we're homebound. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Les Snead dude, do-do-do-do-do-do. He missed you, do-do-do-do-do-do. Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles. Garrett just came back and delivered a bunch of smash hits, sealing this game for the Rams as the commies lose, despite getting control of the Senate this week. Rams 20, Commanders 13. We now head out west where Max is in L.A. We may have had some help from a disgruntled Chargers fan for the writing of this program here. Once upon a time in Hollywood, SoFi Stadium that is,

10:38the hateful 0-8 Chargers faced the Texans from Houston, where this ragtag crew of inglorious bastards try to muster up enough courage to squeak out one win this year. Written and directed by Quinton Tarantino Johnston, this tale of redemption starring Jim Carrey Harbaugh in the lead. Wait, scratch that. This man couldn't lead a fucking horse to water, but he sure can lead them to Holy Land and Jeremiah Joseph Smith, who spent the better part of the latter day yelling at his team for not scoring. At least he didn't go 37 drives without scoring. Now that would be fucking ridiculous, wouldn't it? At least the team made the changes they need when they assigned Mike Rowe McDaniels in the dirty job of going from the field up to the coach's box.

11:27Surely the first box that little guy has ever been in, even though he's neutered sheet testicles with his teeth. No job has ever been dirtier than watching that fucking pile of shit fucking offense for eight weeks. Now let's get to the Texans. Woody raced for the pie. Stop, Pete, stop. As he was able to get into the end zone for the Texans, and Trey Song's booty was saying, I can't get enough touchdowns, as he was able to get into the end zone for the Texans. And Trey Song's booty was saying I can't get enough touchdowns as he was able to get into the end zone twice. Hey Bert. Hey Ernie. Herbert wasn't a big stupid picks guy today Bert. He was just a big stupid pick guy because he only had one pick.

12:19Good one Ernie. Oh look here comes the count. It is high as the count. Let's count losses. How long is this one? Wait let me cut. Shade's got a lot to get off his chest. What? Shade stopped talking a little while ago. This one's me now. One. Two losses. Three losses. I gotta stay in it. got to stay in it. I got to stay in it. Four losses. Five losses. Six. Seven losses. Eight losses. Wow. The most losses in the NFL. Chargers lose 44-22. Thanks, Max. We finish out in Foxborough with Hank. Yeah, tough act to follow there, Max. We finish out in Foxborough with Hank. Yeah, tough act to follow there, boom. In Foxborough on Rob Gronkowski Day, Iceman Bobby Drake May was picked off by Professor Xavier McKinley

13:18to give the Packers a short field to start. Dajon Jordan Love exploited the patsy and extracted a touchdown, and Matthew Golden Compass read the Pats D and extracted a touchdown And Matthew Golden Compass Read the Pats defense so well It looked like he had a Alethiometer As he dusted by them on the way into the end zone Yo I never fucked Wayne I never fucked Drake May connected with And tell them bitches blow me Lance Ramondre Stevenson For a 30 yard score to give the pass life. Unfortunately, Christian Liz Gonzalez looked like he got hit by a car on his way into the stadium. Getting cooked left and right the whole night. Giving up touchdowns to Sabian Serena Williams. Ah! And Christian Gray Watson.

13:58Ugh. Pass came up the most points in the history of Gillette Stadium in front of Tom Brady, who's probably secretly happy because he's a sick fuck. Patriots 45. Or Pack sick fuck. Patriots 45. Or Packers 45. Patriots 27. Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston and Hoboken. Such a fine sight to see. It's the birds, my lord. They look like turds can't score. And Joe Milton's throwing laser beams. Come on, J.J. You heard it's May Day. That's a really nice comeback. Just like Ray J. Giants 19. Fall for your Eagles 11. And that was your week 9 fastest two minutes brought to you by our friends at Chevy football season is here and whether you're grinding through the week or gearing up for kickoff there's one ride that's

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15:38We had some eyesore games. But we actually had a good one overseas because joe burrow played and let's start there what oh hank oh he hanks watching the end of the the patriots packers game which has been a it's anyone's game kicking yeah fourth quarter hank tell me you got you you made the packers good again and i'm mad at you for that sorry they looked we'll get to that game but jordan love just dropping bombs everywhere every single like just throw was just oh okay matthew golden oh okay christian watson all right bangles 34 falcons 17 hank your spain game your international game i think we said you were going to recap this all yourself i won't make you do that but i want you to start jamar chase was in

16:24spain yeah he was in spain he dropped that tweet you to start. Jamar Chase was in Spain. He was in Spain. He dropped that tweet. I love that tweet. Jamar Chase was in Spain. I tweeted that from bed. I was like, wow, my brain's firing early today. That's fucking hot. I mean, he was in Spain. It was the Jamar Chase show. It was basically the Bengals were like, hey, we only have to play one really good half of football and we can win this game easily. The Bengals, I told you guys on Friday, don't be surprised if the Bengals can find a way to get the one seed because they're hot they don't have the toughest schedule the last so the Bengals three weeks ago got shut out in the first half against the Ravens in the last 10 quarters they have scored 112 points, and Joe Burrow has gone 78 for 95.

17:07That's 82% completion percentage. 982 yards, 12 touchdowns. That's the last ten quarters. And today was just a continuation of it where Jamar Chase is, I mean, he's the best receiver in, I guess, JSN has a conversation. But Jamar Chase, when he's on, he was a cheat code. They spammed the Jamar Chase button. He had 142 yards in the first half alone, and that one drive where I think it was like 14-10 Bengals, and they just hit the Jamar Chase. Joe Burrow was like, Jamar Chase, Jamar Chase, Jamar Chase. He had five catches for 69 yards. They go up 21-10. That was enough. They obviously tacked on two more, but the Bengals' offense is humming PFT. He's the one guy that I think if you know you're going to him,

17:52your opponents know that you're going to him, he has the ability to be the most demoralizing spam play in the league when you can't stop him. We saw Flacco did it with Jamar Chase last year, too. He is that good. If you get him in space, he's in Spain, and today he was going in Spain against AJ Terrell. And AJ Terrell just has this thing with Jamar Chase where he's never going to get rid of him. No. He's going to have nightmares about him. When he's 45 out of the league, he's going to wake up in the middle of the night and just be like, that motherfucker's back again because he was on Clemson, obviously, during the national championship game guarding Jamar. And then they played again, I believe, that motherfucker's back again. Because he was on Clemson, obviously, during the national championship game,

18:25guarding Jamar. And then they played again, I believe, three or four years ago. But I did the math on it. The three times they've faced off, and obviously every play, Jamar is not going up against AJ. But it happens a lot when they're playing against each other. The three times that they've played against each other, Jamar Chase has 27 receptions for 506 yards and five touchdowns against this one poor bastard and um they couldn't stop it's like kendrick lamar and father john misty it's like that guy is going to be on your bumper for the rest of your life whenever you're there he's going to show up and it was unstoppable when the the falcons got one stop to start the second half and it felt huge yeah it was like, that's crazy that they were able to stop the Bengals somehow.

19:07Oh, and when Jamar Chase isn't doing it, T. Higgins also had two touchdowns. Right. And they're just on a different level right now. And like I said, watch out. The Bengals' one seed is very much live. They're really, really good. They have the big Sunday night game next week against the Steelers. Then they have some more winnable games. I think it's steelers and chiefs on the rest of their schedule that are games that they wouldn't i mean they'll be favored against steelers because in cincy but they're just playing at a unstoppable level on offense i thought i thought joe burrow moved around the pocket really really well yeah like he he looks as good as he's ever been that first half was unbelievable football yeah it was uh all right so the falcons pft you're a falcon rider they're thank the good news for the

19:51falcons the good news for the falcons millennial falcon yeah you're millennial falcon you're the good news for the falcons is uh again we're taping this before sunday night football as of this taping they are in last place but they are tied for the same amount of wins as everyone else in the nfc south everyone in the nfc south is three and five the falcons are three and six it's pretty insane uh that we're sitting here and the falcons are like looked like dog shit and they still are like hey we could easily win the nfc south do you think that's a possibility because their defense is bad and michael pennix uh i don't i'm not gonna put it all on him but whenever he there's pressure on him he just he completely flounders he he's not

20:34he he can't i know a lot of quarterbacks you could say that for but for him especially it feels like when he's pressured it just all falls apart i think it's about the falcons getting into a good offensive rhythm early because if they don't – But they went up 7-0. Right, but I'm saying like on – I think it was their second drive. I know it was on their third drive. They just like overload with penalties. Yeah, they had a lot of penalties. They get behind the sticks, and then their playbook is not open. The Falcons offense is good under a very, very strict set of circumstances. When they're able to run the ball heavily, then Pennix can play good. Today we saw them getting behind. The penalties put them in a lot of situations

21:14where it just wasn't possible to run the ball. And then the game got away from them. They had to press. They're not good enough to be able to go into panic mode and press and still play good. Everything has to be perfect for the Falcons and what it is. That's not good. Yeah, I know. That's not a good team. Yeah. But they don't have to be good to win that division necessarily. I just think that this is a very bad game for them. I don't think that they're a great team by any stretch of the imagination, but I wouldn't say that their offense is like is dead or their defense is like completely hopeless for the remainder of the season i think the bangles are just really fucking good yeah but the i mean

21:50they only have three wins it's like they they've had they've had a they've had the packers game in the in the 49ers game they looked awesome they you know they they played games where they've looked i know that last week was in a monsoon against the Bucs, but they looked awful in that game. They did. You know, they just, I don't know. Looking like those Packers and 49ers wins feel like anomalies almost, where it's like those are good teams. They beat them, but they've also just been, they've gotten trounced by other teams. And I don't know. Michael Penix, like I said, so I looked it up. He was one for nine for minus three yards in the interception when pressured today yeah he is uh on the season 18

22:31completion percentage when pressured which is the worst since 2009 for a starting quarterback and bajan is still awesome he's still like he was he was ripping runs and he's still one of the hardest guys to like tackle in space and bring down in space but yeah they just you're right like it feels like they have to play perfect and the penalties did kill them yeah do we want to talk and we love kevin stefanski but i don't know about that field goal attempt at the end of the game and it was there was some time left so there was 11 minutes left in the game they got a penalty backed up to fourth and 12 at the cincy 20 they're down 14 points 31 17 nick folk comes out misses a field goal yeah i feel like you got it i mean you're gonna need

23:18two you're gonna need two touchdowns like you're gonna like a field goal where you're gonna get two field goals and and a touchdown and a two-point conversion and stop the Bengals I just you're there I know it's fourth and 12 and that sucks but I I feel like that's you have to go for that you have to go for that I agree I think you should have gone for it there it was like him trying to extend the game like put off his own death sentence and it's not you see and 12, and it gets in your head. And the fact that Folk missed it, I think that's his first time missing a kick that was like 40 yards or under, and I don't know, some crazy... It was some streak that they were on, but he actually said it afterwards.

23:54It was like, oh, he hasn't done this in like five years or whatever. So it was unlike him to miss the kick. Regardless of if he made it, though, I think it was the wrong call. I agree with that. Nick Folk, I mean, he just turned 42 a few days ago. I think he missed his birthday. I did. Yeah. My bad, Nick. November 5th. He missed that field goal. I also think that if there's one game that could have prepared the Falcons less to play the Bengals, it's what happened last week to the Bucs. Yeah. That's like two different species of football. Yeah. They got the zero passes completed against them last week. And today it was joe burrow just ripping them to shreds by the way i we glossed over it but it is pretty crazy that jamar chase how

24:31good he is uh t higgins is second in reception yards and second in touchdowns like that's that's their second wide receiver yeah and he's he's second in the league in both of those categories it's pretty nuts and it's it's fun to watch the Bengals when they're like, the team is, you know, I feel like they've had just the weirdest seasons from hell ever since they went to the Super Bowl. And now it feels like everything's kind of on the right track here in their fun watch. Very fun watch. It does look good for them. I was saying in the cave earlier, I had a dream last night. And in this dream, the Bengals and the Jaguars were playing in the cave earlier i i had a dream last night and in this dream the bangles

25:06and the jaguars were playing in the afc championship game and it was halftime and it was a tie score remind me what was your last dream bet i can't remember i think i'm like two for three lifetime on dream bets okay when i have a very specific dream wait so what was the what was the situation jags bangles halftime where uh i don. I don't remember who the home team was. They were both wearing home uniforms. Okay. That's confusing. It's very confusing. But still, it was a clear as day dream. I woke up. It was the Jaguars, Bengals, fresh in my head. Tie score. Don't know what the score was. Halftime AFC championship game. So just think about it. Wow. The universe talks to you in funny ways sometimes.

25:45You just have to listen. I think this is the second to last international game. Next week is the last one. Oh, yeah. Going to Germany. Hank, you're going to have to wake up for that one. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've been up for all of these. Yeah. I mean, Jamar Chase in Spain. Yeah. Was that a scheduled tweet? Did you schedule that one? No. No, it was actually perfect. I saw it because it was perfectly timed for when he was in spain he was in spain he was in spain you guys kept saying that i didn't understand it until i read hank's tweet when he well so it rhymes with insane i know but it's also he's you just kept saying in spain i was like yeah i know he's in spain be careful max this is this is all going in in wesley bryan's folder of calling us idiots. So let's keep it.

26:25I think we're smart guys. I think we're idiots, but we can maybe get to that later. Tomato, tomato. All right. Anything else from this game? I mean, it was a cool stadium. You're right, PFT. Really cool stadium. Also, I liked Bajon was like when he scored. I think he scored. He hugged the mascot. Yeah, the mascot that didn't have legs. It was like just a I don't even know what it was it was like an angry bird falcon it was like an inflatable balloon falcon i kind of liked it it was cool maybe we should get more mascots without legs sure i don't know something different i feel like we haven't had any real innovations in the mascot game in a while so why not just be like hey you know what we are

27:05mascots don't i it was cute it's just a big ball yeah it's just a giant ball of bird a falcon is a pretty ferocious thing they made it very friendly by just making an inflatable you're looking for his uh i don't know if i can't remember if he scored or if it was just running up to the falcon i also loved how joe burrow pretty much did did a commercial for the international games after the game. He is very much a Hank disciple when it comes to growing the game. He said, I wanted to come out and put on a show for everybody and show the excitement of the NFL can be. And the NFL is about stars and players making big time plays. You saw a lot of great players out there doing great things. I love this stadium.

27:43I love putting on a show to the people of spain was happy to be there oh it does sound like straight up just propaganda from from goodell's desk like you got an extra maybe he won't get uh well it's true you were in baton rouge this fucking weekend you're probably like i love baton rouge i love you guys like this is great to be here like that's what you do when you go on the road and you play shows the spain of america yeah there's a little falcon yeah you like that it's pretty cool he's got little short stubby legs it's just a falcon he's hopping around that's sick for that falcon yeah i wonder do you think that's a spanish dude he's worked his whole life to be i think it was a spanish i think this i think spain did their own mascots that might be

28:18their mascot like that that's normally the real madrid mascot maybe that like he goes both ways he can be a soccer mascot. Because that guy looks like he's used to being a soccer ball. I kind of like if the... You know what, Hank? I might come around to the international games if it's bring your own mascot. If they have to provide their own mascots. Because it did feel very European to me. That's a Falcon mascot. I don't want to... Oh, it is? Yeah. All right, so then fuck it. I hate the European games. I don't want to ruin that for you. No, that's fine. That's a piece of ham. That's a mascot. This't want to ruin that for you. No, that's fine. That's a piece of ham. That's a mascot. This is the Real Sociedad mascot.

28:48Oh, that's the Hamon Iberico. Yeah. It's Hamon. Melts in your mouth. Dude, edible mascots would actually be sick. A Pop-Tart bowl. Yeah. But if they were, like, walking around the stands and people were just grabbing pieces of it? Yeah, that'd be cool. That'd be awesome. One thing I love about that stadium that I could not believe when when i went there as you look around there's no advertisements there's no like signage in the stadium anywhere it's just like north korea it's just people they don't have advertisements i think well they why are you saying it like that what advertisements advertisements advertisements is that how you say no organizations no north korea doesn't have like any they don't have anything um maybe just

29:26pictures of dear leader yeah but they don't have like you don't walk around north korea seeing an ad for but in the new apple show in the stadium isn't on there sometimes you lose perspective on like just how many ads are everywhere and how much signage is everywhere at every stadium until you go there and you look around. It's just nice and clean. Yeah. Nothing but the people. That is cool. Although I do like whenever there's old pictures of like stadiums in like the 80s and all the ads are just cigarettes. Yeah. Bring that. Yeah. That's what we did it. Bring that back. No Jumbotron. Yeah. P Funk. Okay. Next up. Broncos 26. Panthers 21. The Broncos are good. Also, the Panthers might have gotten screwed a little bit in this game.

30:14I'll be the first to admit it. There was that interception in the end zone that was a crazy, crazy bounce. I think it was Devin Key who ended up picking it off. But it was like the NFL account was tweeting it out being like, look at this crazy interception, just not acknowledging the blatant PI that was happening while the interception was happening. I feel like the voice of the NFL Twitter account on Sundays has changed. And this one, it's almost like a little spicy. Yeah. They operate with uh with some zest to them now where they they might have even put that up there just knowing that it would get a lot of engagement because it was such an egregious penalty that was missed you know i think like ian rapport tweeted out was getting ratioed to hell because it is like you can't

30:57tweet that out being like what a crazy interception and not mention the fact that he's getting pulled to the ground yeah but yeah this was a that was, it was like back and forth. Like the Broncos jumped all over the Panthers. Then Bo Nix throws a pick, which was really, I mean, it was a pick, but it was also just an insane play by the defensive back for the Panthers. I think it was Corey Thornton like jumping out. And I love, those are some of my favorite interceptions. When it happened in the BYU-Utah game where a guy leaps in the air so high and you just didn't see him there. And the pass isn't necessarily terrible. It's just the defensive back makes such an incredible play on the ball. So then the Panthers scored.

31:39Bryce Young started to get hot. And then we had this no PI, and the Broncos survived. I mean, Nick Benito with the strip sack at the end of the game, he's an absolute monster. Broncos are just good. There's a lot of teams that I feel like are going to just keep winning games and we're going to be like, how do they keep doing this? Broncos are at the top of the list. They're just good. That's the answer. They're just a good football team. So the crazy stat is that the Broncos have won 16 straight one-score games. So you can say up to a certain point the Broncos are lucky, and there's always a small amount of luck that's involved if you win more than your fair share of one-score games. But to do it 16 times in a row tells me that you thrive in the high-pressure,

32:25balls-to-the-wall, nut-cutting-time situations where one bounce makes a difference one way or the other. It's also a mark of very, very good coaching. Yeah. That's on the details. So the Broncos are just good. They do happen to get lucky sometimes, but the harder you work, the luckier you get, I guess. Yeah. I mean, it was another, like they I think they were they were technically trailing going into the fourth quarter they had the ball but they again like Bo Nix he's 11 and 1 in the past two seasons went down 1 to 8 points in the fourth quarter 11 and 1 that's crazy the league the league average win percentage in those spots is uh 30 percent nicks is 11 and one so i don't know you keep and and i

33:07do think bo's playing better like he he feels like he's letting it rip a little bit more did you see he absolutely deked out the cameraman which i think we need to get stats going now where we should have like when when they intro a game it should like, and operating the sideline cam is like, you know, Kevin, he has been deked out four times in the last five games, just so that we're ready for it. There are definitely some camera guys that are just not good at it. Like this cameraman, his ankles got broken. I know he didn't move, but Bo Nix broke his ankles with the way he was moving his camera when he pump faked and just went wildly downfield bonix was like 20 yards away from the camera yeah and that said the uh the referee in this or not

33:51the ref the cameraman in the spain game today really put on a show because the european cameramen have been bad yeah like soccer cameramen yes they have that tap in and they they do american football for a weekend you're right that was a great play by bonix i i like seeing that to me that's a mark of a well yeah i mean he was his incompletion but yeah the the it's a good pump fake it's a great pump fake the cameraman so hard and i think we need we need stats being like hey this cameraman has not been pump faked in 15 weeks yep and then and then quarterbacks can try to get him you know what i also like is uh when a uh a punt returner fakes out the cameraman doing a fake fair catch, getting ready to catch it,

34:27and the ball lands in the end zone. Yep. That's another good one. Yeah, but the Broncos are good. The Broncos are very good. So the Panthers, yeah, I mean, the Panthers' defense, they fired their defensive coordinator during the bye week. It doesn't feel like it got much better. I don't know what the next move is after that. Bryce Young, I know we had the conversation friday i thought bryce young was like fine for the majority of this game he his offensive line is really really bad and it's like you can there's something about a shorter quarterback when their offensive line fails them they just they look so helpless yeah you want to save them yeah it's like a difference than like justin herbert will basically his offensive line

35:04will fail him, but he'll fight his way through it to the point where you stop blaming his offensive line. Bryce Young, I'm like, someone arrest these men. Someone arrest Nick Benito. This is not fair. Yeah, it's mean. It looks mean. You're right. When Herbert does it, and he'll shrug off a would-be tackler, he'll step up, get hit five times, keep running, then get destroyed as he throws a pick. You're like, look at him battle, but dude, come on, that's trash. And then Bryce Young, yeah, he just gets knocked the fuck out the first time. He just runs below a whistle and be like, stop it, guys. This is not fair. These guys are 300 pounds, and no one's protecting Bryce Young. And I think most people understood what we were saying about Bryce Young.

35:43We don't think that he's a bad quarterback. No. In fact, kind of the opposite.'t think that he's a bad quarterback. No. In fact, kind of the opposite. We think that this is a great – if you were to flash back to year two of Bryce Young, Panthers fans would be killing to be having that conversation of would you or would you not extend Bryce Young. It's just there's – it's so hard in the league, and there's so few elite quarterbacks and you have to give when you get to this point in their like process you know their their contracts like all right you got to give them a shitload of money cj stroud same thing like cj stroud's played really well this year but there's moments where you're like are we are the texas like if cj stroud the answer was yes he

36:19probably would have already had his contract right yeah so uh but yeah, the Panthers, same as the Falcons. You lost. You got three wins. You're still in it. The NFC South, we talk about the NFC East. The NFC South is a fucking joke. And I know that I'm saying this all before Sunday Night Football kicks off, so I might look like an idiot in a matter of an hour. And I've already said this is a tricky spot for the Bears. But even if the Bucs win tonight, it's crazy, these teams, Zach. Defend yourself. Defend your division. It's anybody's division. That's the beauty of the division. It's hilarious looking at the standings. It's always like this, though. Yeah, but it seems, Hank, look at the standings.

36:57Tell me this doesn't look especially bad this year. Just look at the standings. The Bucs are in first place at 3-5. Yeah. Three and five. Three and five. The Saints got a massive win today that propelled them to third place in the division and very much in striking distance. It's going to be chaos. It's going to cut down to it. Tied for first place. Tied for first. That's kind of like... They've had someone in this division go to the playoffs with a losing record. Yeah. A lot of divisions have had that over the years. But I feel like the NFC South is known the most. It's in their DNA. Generally being not that good. It's in their DNA. This should count against the SEC's record, actually. Yeah.

37:38When you're thinking about it, this should be. Say what you want, but it keeps it fun. You always have a shot. The NFC North should count as the Big Ten's record, and the NFC South should be the SEC. The NFC East is significantly better. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We joke about it. It's like the NFC South is, again, I'm probably burying myself right now. The Cowboys would be in first place in the NFC South. Yeah, we do joke about it, but we're used to the NFC South having that. That's par for the courseC South. We do joke about it, but it is like we're used to the NFC South having that. That's like par for the course for them. And the NFC East, we're just kind of tapping into that culture for a year.

38:13Then we'll be out next year. It's really the Eagles. When we joke about the NFC East, the joke is just like the Eagles are bad this year. Because when they're not, then they dominate. It's actually a pro-Eagles sentiment that I'm sharing right now, Max. Yeah, go Birds. The Panthers have at the Saints, When they're not, then they dominate. It's actually a pro-Eagles sentiment that I'm sharing right now, Max. Yeah. Go Birds. Panthers have at the Saints, the Ravens, and then at Tampa Bay. Basically going to find out. Actually, no. I was going to say we're going to find out where their season's going in the next three games, but actually no. Because they could go one and two and still be very much alive.

38:40Yeah. As long as one of those wins is in the NFC South. Yep. It's crazy i keep wondering if the broncos are gonna find a rushing attack yeah did you see the picture of john coleman i did yeah yeah he got he got he just he stuck his gut out and then he sucked in yeah i don't know what what was the what was the purpose behind that picture it was just like hey this is when he decided he was going to start losing weight it was it was a picture they showed on the broadcast jonah coleman the broncos running back who looked fat and then it was like eight weeks later he's not fat it's like okay he's a professional athlete why was he ever fat it also looked like he he grew like eight inches yeah but also it's your job to not be fat yeah that's that that would make sense that you would be in

39:24good shape to play in the national football you'd think so yeah he was i mean yeah he scored today he had a nice touchdown run yeah he's pretty good if they can get the ground game cooking then i would i would fully believe in the broncos do we think sean payton is losing it a little bit after the press conference where he accused a reporter of smoking and uh the reporter was like i'm just chewing on my pencil um that is that happened that is a sound of a stroke right when you smell toast yeah i don't know if he smelled it or if he just was like he saw the reporter but the reporter was like yeah sean this is a uh coach this is a pencil and uh like oh shit i owe you one oh by the way, we buried the lead. Biggest story of the entire game.

40:06The corgi that got loose, that juked out like two different guys. That corgi broke like 15 tackles on that clip. That's an American corgi. That corgi rocks. That corgi had some wiggle to it. I want to hear Chris Berman do the call of that. They had the stat on the NFL Network. So Lennox the corgi had six broken tackles today. Chubba Hubbard had six. Jonah Coleman had six. Jalen Coker, two. Tommy Trouble, two. So he led the entire game in broken tackles. I'm going to say that was bad pursuit. It was bad pursuit by the people. And also, why were they trying to tackle this thing? If they had connected on one of these hits, that Corgi's hips are going to turn into dust. Cosette. How else would you stop?

40:49I thought she climbed under there for warmth. How else are you supposed to stop? You just like grab it. Pick it up. The scruff. Also, why don't we have a treat? Someone just be like, hey, dog. Hey, Corgi. Yeah. Yeah, dude. That guy like laid on it. They could have killed that thing. What an awesome Corgi, though. Did he win the race? Yes. It doesn't matter That guy laid on it. They could have killed that thing. What an awesome Corgi, though. Did he win the race? Yes. Doesn't matter what the actual outcome was. He got free. For a minute there, he had the greatest life of all time because he had gotten free from his handlers, and he had an entire NFL stadium captivated with his moves. The best is when he ran away away and then he had nothing but green

41:25in front of him and he just turned around. He was like, this is too easy. I gotta give you guys a little bit of a chance to try and catch me. Prone men just falling all over. Imagine if this was like a cattle dog or something. They would still be chasing it. I'm telling you, that was a dangerous situation. I'm glad everybody got out of there healthy. Good thing it wasn't a Falcons game You got Mike Vick out there chasing Corgis should have NFC player of the week votes Absolutely Corgis by the way I'm starting to get in on Corgis Just because they've been I feel like just having a dog That's just so funny and being like Yeah you're bred to be raced at halftime of our sporting events. Good for you, Corgi.

42:08They're the new Greyhounds. Yeah, there's a lot of dogs that will never see the fame. If you're a dog, what are you hoping to be? I think one one would be a bulldog being like Ugga. That would be a pretty sick life. Or if you're not Ugga, maybe you could be the Mississippi State, you know, mascot. So a dog being a mascot is up there. But then after that, it's probably Corgi racing dog. You could be like a Belgian Malinois and go kill terrorists. That would be cool. That would be kind of cool. But that also is like kind of work. Yeah. But they love that shit. Yeah. The Buffalo mascot would be sick. Oh, yeah. Ralphie. Ralphie. We're talking dogs. But Yeah, but they love that shit. Yeah. The buffalo mascot would be sick.

42:45Oh. Yeah, Ralphie? Ralphie. We're talking dogs, but yeah, we could talk buffaloes. I'm just talking about animals, yeah. You know Ralphie's a girl. Yep. Love it. I think the mascot at Texas A&M. You should get a corgi, Hank. Yeah. No, I won't, but. Yeah, you hate dogs. Oh, fuck. The A&M mascot, I think, has a rank in the military. Oh, yeah. That A&M mascot sleeps in a, has a rank in the military. Oh, yeah. That A&M mascot sleeps in a bed. You have to salute it. They make its bed for them. And then if it barks or something, you get the day off class. I forget. It's got rules. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of those things when A&M people are like, hey, we're not a cult. And they're like, but don't you guys pray to a dog?

43:19Well, yeah. Worship. Yeah. It's more of a chain of command thing, but yeah. Yeah. But corgis. They're doing it right now. They got it made. Yeah. It's more of like a chain of command thing, but yeah. Yeah. But Corgis, they're doing it right now. They got it made. Yeah. This is the second time we talked about Corgis in the last couple months. I think they're pretty sturdy dogs, too. I don't think that they... Do they have health problems? I don't know. I think they probably... I think maybe their backs. Maybe the super inbred ones. I feel like they're not built genetically perfectly. They're perfect to me. Yeah. Maybe they're actually, they are kind of perfect. When you think about a Corgi, their height, they basically are always getting belly rubs just walking around.

43:59Yeah. Their belly's just scratching the ground. Yep. And then if they get too fat, it's like they just lay. Yeah. Because their feet, like their belly is as long as their feet but shout out lennox corgi because he yeah i don't know how a dog with that short of legs can break tackles like he did but he was awesome superstar he might be the running game for the broncos they need something yeah um okay rams 20 commanders 13 pft miles garrett turns out he's still really fucking good because Okay. Rams 20, Commanders 13, BFT. Miles Garrett, turns out he's still really fucking good because this was the whole thing with the Rams where it's like, hey, once they get Miles Garrett back and Miles Garrett and Aaron Donald,

44:37like, this is going to be insane. And it was insane because he had three sacks and I think he had 35 total snaps. Absolute game wrecker that's scary yeah i i think the game really changed on uh jayden had that first loss fumble of the year in the second quarter like two plays after we got a turnover and then i said to jerry this has been like the most complete half of football that i've seen from the commanders and then uh jayden fumbles and then the game kind of goes downhill at that point. But yeah, Myles Garrett, he was a game wrecker at the end. We could not operate without him getting extreme amounts of pressure, and everything felt more difficult once he got into pass rush situations,

45:16and he was impossible to stop. I think that going back to the start of the year training camp, when Laramie Tunsell ruptured his pec, that was a big, big, big difference for this team where we don't have an all-pro guy that's setting the tone of the run game and also able to go up against one of their premier pass rushers. We're never going to be able to have a guy that's going to be able to stop Myles Garrett with Tunsell out for the season. So there's a lot of holes on this team. We're a flawed football team right now, and we kind of have been for the entire year. So the defense looked better for most of the game, but we could not stop the spam Puka Nakua play. Oh, he's so good. And everyone in the stadium knew that the ball was going to him.

45:57In fact, there were a lot of third downs where it was like third and short where we knew that the ball wasn't – even if they weren't going to throw it to Puka, they would end up handing the ball off to puka nakua to get a first down he got wrecked by the way on the last offensive play that they had so stupid very stupid and puka nakua has been injured basically every single year like and fought through stuff and it's third and 11 you're just trying to run out the clock and you're like yeah let's do an end around to puka nakua yeah that's what i'm saying like because he was their entire offense today. Yeah, 14 catches, 150 yards, two rushes for 20 yards. We could not stop Pukunikua at all today.

46:32That was the difference of the game. I thought overall it was a very average game. Nobody really stood out as having a terrible game for the Commanders. It was just kind of, I think, the better football team won, the more prepared football team won. I was thinking that if you were to substitute Dan Quinn and Sean McVay, if you were to just swap at the start of the season, I think each team would have the other team's record. That's what I think the difference in coaching is, from good coaching to bad coaching. Because I don't think that the Rams are a great team team i i still like i'm not that impressed with them um but they've got a really good coach that prepares them for just about every situation and uh now that they got

47:15miles garrett back they'll probably win a few guys i don't i still don't know if they're going to make the playoffs but um they are a an average football team with a really really good coach and an experienced quarterback. I actually didn't think that Matt Stafford played particularly well today. He hasn't this year. But they're going to be an above-average team. I don't think that's going to be good enough for them to make the playoffs. I think they're too far behind now. I think they could still make the playoffs. There's going to be – I mean, as soon as – it's basically going to come down to can they win in the division because the NFC North, everyone has a good record right now, but everyone's got to play each other.

47:51Yeah. So it's like there's going to be, I know there's all this talk, like someone, Seahawks or the Rams, it feels like are going to make the playoffs. It's just which one can basically, probably the head-to-head games are going to decide it. Yep. Because once everyone in the NFC North starts playing each other, it's like it just is going to happen. So I still think the Rams – I mean, Puka being hurt, he's got an MRI on Monday, could be very, very bad because they built the whole offense out of him. I still think the Rams are a dangerous team, especially if you look at like – I mean, even their losses. Like they haven't you know they lost the bills and what was that uh monday night football was that overtime

48:30remember they lost the bills they lost to the broncos week one was bad the only one that was like a real head scratch was the cardinals loss because there are other games like i you can i mean the bills and the niners are are two of the best teams in the NFL. And the Broncos. Bills, Niners, Broncos are some of the best teams. And besides the Niners, they lost by one, you know, less than a touchdown to both those teams. So I still think the Rams are good. They just have to find a way to be healthy and have Puka play and Devontae Adams come back. I think Blake Corham was pretty impressive today. He's been, to me, the better of the two running backs for the last year or so. Yeah, that bounce out he had was pretty sick where he was dead and he had got like 15 yards off it.

49:12Where are you? So is the season over? I was going to say the season's over, but. Oh, man. Thursday. We can't keep doing this, man. Watch me. I'll fucking do it. I'll do it. Keep pushing me max my opinions will just get worse all right um Thursday night against the Giants it's a big game it's a big game they're the top dog in the division if we win that game I'm gonna say there's hope Hank do you think that he should say this is over if we lose yeah if we lose that game we lose What are your thoughts on... The season's over. I mean, they're a bad team. Not very good. Jane's not great. Dan Quinn's not great. I think Jane played pretty good today. I think he's played really well this season. Really?

49:58Yeah. Really well? I don't know about really well. He was good today. I think he's played very good this season, yeah. I would say good. He's made... I would say good. He's an NFL quarterback. I'd say all right. He's made it good. I would say good. He's been an NFL quarterback. I'd say all right. He's made some big mental errors in big spots. That would stop you from playing really well. That's what's so frustrating. You could still be good. Yeah, you could be good, but really well is you got to make those plays. It's like Blue Bell ice cream is delicious. Once every 15 years, they have an outbreak of listeria, and two people die. But it seems like he's having more mistakes than once every 15 years no it's been like once every two weeks like

50:33every other game there's like a mental error that has stood out today i don't think that you had that spot he i mean the fumble is it's not a great play but that happens all the time and he hasn't thrown an interception yet i believe that was his first fumble that he's lost all season. So I think he's been playing well. I really do. It's just we're not a very good football team overall. The ground game. I mean, your offensive line sucks. Yeah, the offensive line stinks. The ground game was not there at all. We had no answer for Pukunuku whatsoever. And then it was like salt in the womb to have Emmanuel Forbes tip up that pass on fourth down. And then Dan Quinn continues to have the stupidest decision-making process of all time.

51:14He had one punt today. I believe that they were intentionally running the play clock out to get more room to punt with. So they ended up punting with eight and a half minutes left. They were down 13 to 20, and we had the ball on their 40 yard line it was fourth and six that ranks as the 99.9th percentile of the most cowardly punts since 1999 so like he continually makes the wrong mistakes i just don't think he's a great head coach i think that we will have a different head coach next year and uh probably a new play caller because oh no well the thing is, David Blau. Blau, Blau, Blau. Yeah, David Blau, I think he'll probably be okay in the long run, but he's learning on the job right now. And you don't really want to do that in the NFL.

51:57No. Typically, you'd want to hire a guy to call plays that is in final form of being equipped to do the job that he has. I think he'll be a good play caller one day. I just don't think that he is right now. I saw an insult stat, but I could change it so it's not an insult stat. Do you want the not insult stat? No, I want to feel it. Insult me. Okay. The Commanders have won four games in the last 20. Yeah. Here's the non-insult part, which is an insult two of those wins are against tanner mckee so you're 2-0 against tanner mckee yeah the tanner killer half your wins in the last 20 have been against tanner mckee love that i think the eagles are like 4 and 13 in their last 17 games it's not that far off we're just three games off the eagles well yeah. Yeah. So that's pretty good. Yeah.

52:51This is a totally normal Eagles team. Yeah. We're in our fourth quarterback. Hey, you are who you are. Yeah. Yeah. You know what your record says you are. Yep. Yeah, we're not a very good football team. And coincidentally, that's exactly what our record says right now. But no, I think that to pin this on jade and like the record on jade i don't i don't if you watch the games you would not the quarterback would not be in the top 10 list of things that are wrong with this team okay uh all right let's do i do the miles garrett like that was he's it's crazy miles garrett and aaron donald on the same line we talked about it all off season but then seeing it was like, oh, yeah, fuck. This is a problem.

53:32Especially when they know you're going to throw the ball. Yeah. Then you're kind of fucked. At other times in the game, you might be able to convince yourself you can use him to over-pursue, and there's a gap where you can run where he used to be. But in a passing situation, you're fucked with those two on the same line. And also, Hank, I'd like to apologize to you. I committed some snark against the Patriots last week when I asked, like, why Gronkowski's jersey wasn't retired, all that stuff. We retired John Riggins' jersey today. Something that probably should have been done. He just finished playing. Probably should have been done about 40 years ago. So hand up. I got that one wrong. It happens.

54:11I was hoping that he was going to wear the full shoulder pads, helmet, pants. Because when they put him in the Ring of Honor, he did that. He was, I think, 15 years out of the league. And he got dressed up in full uniform and ran out. I was hoping he would do that today. But it's still long overdue. So congrats to Rigo. Jaden did say next week is a must win. I was hoping he would do that today, but it's still long overdue, so congrats to Rigo. Jaden did say next week is a must win. I agree. So there you go. I agree. The gauntlet has been set. What happens if you lose that game? There's still a shot. No, there's no shot. Still a shot. I'm shotless at that point. But you said that going into this week.

54:46No, no, I didn't. I said if we win this week, look out. That's what I said. So we're not looking yet. Don't look out yet. You don't need to look out for anything. Yeah, you can cross the street. You don't have to look. But Thursday if you win. Don't even look. You're fine. No, Thursday you're looking. No, Thursday if we win, then I can see hope. Well, I think Thursday if the Commanders win, then we're now another game away from a lookout. Yeah. If they win Thursday, then the next game will be a lookout. It resets, yeah. So if we win on Thursday, then, like I'm saying, I can see hope. I don't have hope, but I can see hope, and it's there in the distance, and it's attainable. Hope is not out of reach yet, because we beat the Giants,

55:29then I can see Hope. Then you got Mini-Bi. Then Mini-Bi, then we play the Bengals, and then if we beat the Bengals... On Monday Night Football? That's a look out. Then if we beat the Bengals... Bengals on Monday Night Football, that's look out. They beat them? This is actually the biggest... I know, that's what I'm saying. Thursday night against the Giants is the biggest game of the year for the Commanders. It is. If we beat the Giants, then we get Mini-Bi, Monday Night Football against the Bengals is if we beat the giants then we get mini by monday night football against the bangles we win that game then look out because we got the cards and the titans back to back after that game so look out look out yeah but you get you feel free

56:02to feel free to look you're there's no hope right now are you't say it what? Cardinals are better than you yeah but the way you just said you were like then we got the Cardinals and the Titans I don't know I think the Cardinals made a pretty big mistake making Gardner Minshew the starting quarterback should have kept him as the relief guy I don't know I think either one of those teams they look at the other team and they say this should be a win for us. Yeah. There should be a word for that. When you get yourself in that situation where both teams, it's actually a big, big choke job if you lose to the other team. Look out, though. Just look out. If we beat the Giants, I can see hope. And then look out uh all right before we

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59:32Yeah. And we had watched that. Yeah, we did. Shedussy. So it was 6-6. Then the Saints took a 9-6 lead. And you're like, all right, that's the game. Yep. And then Shedussy, fourth quarter Shedussy got a little of that Deshaun Watson magic. Hit that big shot to Casey Concepcion, which was awesome. And then the Saints were like, oh, wait, I didn't know we were allowed to score touchdowns. And Tyler Shuck woke up, and the Saints offense woke up, and he was awesome on that last drive to go ahead, and then awesome in the OT drive. And the Saints feel like, because they play in the NFC South, have life. They have life. This game, it did feel like whoever had a three-point lead at any given time, that was, like, insurmountable.

1:00:16Because there were a couple times you got inside the five, turnover, Neither team wanted to win. Jordan Tyson, I completely forgot about him. Yeah. Turns out his hamstring's okay, so he played today. His very first catch, got inside the five-yard line, fumbled. Not a great way to start the career, but I'm excited to see. Like, now Shuck's got another weapon. Yeah. No, he was spreading. I mean, it was basically the Saints have done this every single week where they start so slow. It's just they started so slow, and it went into the fourth quarter. But then when they wake up and Shuck gets going, he was using his legs. They were running the ball very well, Audrick Estime. Yeah. Like hitting Olave, Tyson, Juwan Johnson.

1:00:58Like they look like a good offense. Yeah. I guess Chase Young, in bursts, he's still a dominant player. Yeah. Like he does disappear sometimes. There have been a couple games where you don't really hear his name much, but he's still got it. He played really well today. Those uniforms that the Saints were wearing were just terrible. They're, like, off-white, yellowish, cream-colored uniforms with black helmets. Not great look from New Orleans. Terrible. Did we find out who got the game balls today? There was five game balls. Okay. Tyler Shuck got one. Hold on. I'll out who got the game balls today? There was five game balls. Okay. Tyler Shuck got one. Hold on. I'll tell you all the game balls.

1:01:32So it was Tyler Shuck, Audrick Estimate, Chris Alavi, Caden Ellis, and Carl Granderson all got game balls. Okay. Hank, the Browns are part of the Hungry Dog. Yep. What was your experience? You actually had this game on lock when there was that moment. It was 6-6, and I said, this game is going to be a tie. I think I lied about it to be a tie. I was thinking it was going to be 9-9. You were right where it felt like it was going to be a field goal, could win this game. If not, it's going to tie the game. It almost felt like they were playing by a set of rules, and then as soon as Casey Concepcion got his touchdown, they're like, oh, shit, these aren't't the rules anymore we can try to score touchdowns here

1:02:12because there was even that play where shador actually like had some nice throws deep he had that one that uh i can't remember who it was got down i think it was boston got down at the like five and you perfectly predicted you're like they're not scoring a touchdown they're like they have to score a touchdown from 50 yards out otherwise they're not scoring a touchdown they ran like 10 plays from inside the five yard line and didn't didn't even really like sniff the end zone yeah like they the even the handoffs they had a they had a handoff on the one and it took like 15 seconds to get the ball to junkins and and didn't even come close to scoring like it was it was a it was a miserable ugly ugly watch and yeah i would have close to scoring. It was a miserable, ugly, ugly watch.

1:02:52And yeah, I would have loved a tie. Wish they kicked the extra point at the end. Yeah. At some point, a tie would have been fun. It would have. This game deserved a tie. It had a chance. A tie would have been just fine right there. The Browns committed holding in the act of the two-point conversion, and if Shador had completed the two-point conversion, they would have enforced a penalty, and I think the Browns would have probably kicked the extra point because it would have been like a two-point conversion from the 15. Yeah, I think so too. So that sucked. But, yeah, it was an ugly, ugly, ugly watch. The end was fun, though. Fourth quarter was fun. It does feel like the Browns are kind of turning back into a pumpkin.

1:03:29Well, it should dust. Yeah. But also their defense. Deshaun Watson plays that game. You think it's different? He goes down different? Yeah. I don't know. Should dust did have Deshaun Watson of fourth quarter. He had the drive. The Casey Concepcion touchdown. And then he had the drive for the field goal. He's like 300 yards, right? I think he was just shy of it. But he played okay. Yeah. They've got weapons. That's the thing about the field goal. He's like 300 yards, right? I think he was just shy of it. He played okay. Yeah. I mean, they've got weapons. That's the thing about the Browns. They've got some really good players on offense. Harold Fannin has quietly become one of the best. Oh, that touchdown was awesome.

1:04:00Awesome. So, yeah, the big problem with the Browns is that their defense has started to fail. I mean, Malik Collins being out has hurt their run defense significantly because, like I said, like, Shuck was running. Audrick Estime was running. Kamara doesn't even have to run. They used him a little bit, but, like, that was the big thing is the Saints haven't been able to run the ball all year, and they were able to run the ball today. Yeah. And so it feels like that's kind of failing them. Yeah, the Dom watch, I think it's uh i think the browns where are you following his yeah i'm i'm trying to get there all right so the they went to today was a watson little brother little brother big brother watson legacy game uh well no yeah and so now we're at no sanders time

1:04:42but don't have watson versus texas so can't win a revenge game season over. Sean Watson will probably be back. Doesn't have a concussion. Yeah. So there's no, this is the last slide that we have. There's no more slides. We're going to, we just have to have over. He's good. But what if, what if they win that game? There's no more, there's no more slides. We're going to need Dom to finish the finish this project. He says that according to this, it's impossible for them to beat the Texans. Yeah, because they don't have Watson, and it can't be a revenge game. I asked Dom, and he said it's done. That's sad. It can't be done. Deshawn also cleared the King Country Protocol yesterday. But he was just ruled out.

1:05:24I think it was unfair for Carl Granderson to say that he used Shador Sanders' press conference as bulletin board material when Shador explicitly said that he wasn't going to say anything to give the bulletin board, and he just laughed. And then Carl Granderson was, he said that it's disrespectful for someone to laugh at our defense. So they used that as bulletin board material. They should not have been allowed to do that. Shador did the right thing, maturely. Yeah. He laughed, and then he said, I'm not going to say the thing. The Saints have now trailed in every game that Kellen Moore's coached. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. They've got to come out a little hotter, a little faster. Get ready to go.

1:06:06Also, I saw the the stat the uh browns in their last 11 games are seven and four and the buckeyes are six and five is that is that true yeah the buckeyes are six and five the last 11 games oh congratulations though to ryan day he got a two-point conversion he did he did and our good friend tate was just eating big deal was that the first one of his his head coaching career i don't know if it was i think it might have been yeah they got fucking killed they got killed uh okay uh by the way audrey guesstimate that was a uh that was a revenge game that we should have seen coming he should we should have had him because he got weighed by the browns like last week so we should have we should have bet him to score a touchdown yeah browns it feels like it's been it was a fun start todd munkin maybe maybe a good coach the fact that he's got them you know

1:06:54above 500 in november but probably need a quarterback in the draft i would say yeah this is a guy it's a good young a good young team that needs a quarterback. Is it fair to say that the Browns are a quarterback away? From being in the playoffs? Yeah, like a good one. Need a really good one. You get a good quarterback. I feel like the Browns are very close. They're closer than they've been in a while. Also, when we're saying close, we're not saying like winning. We're saying getting to the playoffs. Quarterback's a tough position to figure out. Who wins the playoff game first, the Browns or the Steelers? Steelers. Because Steelers are going to be a quarterback away soon too. Steelers. I say Browns. Man, maybe Browns.

1:07:46No, Steelers. That's got to feel good. Maybe Browns. No. Maybe Browns. No, Steelers. That's got to feel good. Maybe Browns. No. Maybe Browns. They'll do it this year. Speaking of quarterbacks, let's do the next game. Browns this year? Steelers. Steelers. Oh. Giants 19, Eagles 11. Bazooka Joe. It's an incredible uniform game. The actual gameplay was maybe not as incredible. Shout out to our guy, J guy jamis who i don't jason mccarthy was played okay and he was a he was like a warrior jamis winston that touchdown drive changed the game yeah like he took him down the field and he also had one of those patented jamis winston where i he did the shoulder thing in the pocket like six times until there was no

1:08:28shoulder things left to do and then just ran for 10 yards yeah just the wiggle yeah he just he makes the defense take a step one direction then he takes off it's always funny to me when they do when they used to put jj in as the change of pace quarterback yeah okay this guy's gonna get in there and run because jamis is he's the uh the statue in the pocket uh but jj got hurt like five times today oh my god and like that one clip of him doing a practice throw on the sidelines where he like grabbed the outside of his hip and it looked like he got shot i was like there's no way he's coming back in and i guess maybe they shot it up i don't know but um yeah this was not the joe milton experience that we were all hoping for

1:09:03oh oh max here's the problem with the joe milton experience in philadelphia right now we don't have any receivers that can run joe milton every drop back was looking to let one go and we just don't have the guys that can win a one-on-one so you think joe milton's good he just didn't i don't think joe milton joe milley he missed some balls today for sure. You got mad at me for laughing about that one. Well, you were laughing way too hard. I mean, it was a screen pass that he missed him by like 10 feet. But if it got caught, he would have gotten tackled behind the line of scrimmage. It wasn't like – So you're saying he was doing that on purpose? No, but I'm saying it wasn't like a huge play that he –

1:09:43it was a nothing play that was still a nothing play. It was one play where the receiver was not even in the camera frame when they showed the replay. PFT. PFT. We got to be on the same side. We're on the same page. That was a bad one. He's never been a screen guy. Yeah. That's not the Joe Milton experience. Right. Agreed. That's not what he's all about. You guys don't have anyone that's fast enough to catch his deep balls right now. So that's the limitation on his arm right there. I think Dontavian Wicks will be back after the bye. There was one ball where Milton threw it too perfectly to Makai Linden. Oh, yeah. And it was such a hard ball that it went right through his hands. It, like, split his hands in half.

1:10:22You need somebody with stronger hands for Bazooka Joe. I mean, come on, guys. How long were you going to do this? With Bazooka Joe. I mean, come on, guys. Are we going to do this for... How long are we going to do this? With Bazooka Joe? Every game. Okay. All right, fine. Fact or fiction, the Eagles don't have a deep threat that's healthy right now at receiver. Listen, I just... Bazooka Joe's... Fact. Good job with his feet today. He did, yeah. He wasn't that bad. No, he wasn't. He just... He missed like three throws. He wasn't that bad. No, he wasn't. He missed like three throws. He wasn't great. There was a couple of all-time sacks in this game. One that Joe just did not... Arvel Reese is a

1:11:00monster. And then there was one where J.J. McCarthy literally turned around into a sack. Jonathan Grenard. Yeah. It was an ugly game. Giants are, find a way to win ugly games. They're kind of, I don't think the Giants are as good as the Broncos, but they're in that same category of, like, they just keep winning games. So you got to respect it. Yeah, Milton got earholed a couple times. Like, helmet right to the bottom of the chin. That was tough to see. The Eagles, they're not a fun watch unless you have somebody that can take the top off and then let Joe sail one. But outside of that, very tough watch right now in Philadelphia. I think Joe Milton played well enough to not lose the job. Okay.

1:11:38Well, but who would he lose the job to? Cole Payton. We could go to QB5. Like, if you had Andy Dalton still on the roster, would Joe Milton be playing? I would much rather be watching Joe Milton. I didn't ask that. That wasn't the question I was asking. I would—that's the answer. Okay. Okay. Who cares? Yeah. What would Andy Dalton do for this Eagles team right now? I don't know. What would he do? I was just more upset. Listen, I joined the Milton ladder. I was mad that we didn't get the Milton Hail Mary at the end. That sucked. I was pumped out about that. You've got to just let it that mckay let it roll he's got to catch that ball yeah right through his hands like that the ladder was humming if mckay catches that ball and elijah

1:12:17mitchell is an idiot yes two plays two plays in this game where he was just so dumb i will also give credit to jason mccarthy because that's a guy who realizes his job security in this league is not secure at all because he went to his knees in pain, then hurt his ankle. Jameis Winston scored a touchdown drive, went out to the field, and then they called him off, and JJ McCarthy's like, I'm getting back out there. He said afterward he was extremely anxious to get back on the field today. If I'm able to walk, I'm able to throw. I want to get back out there as soon as possible. He's won six starts in a row, longest active streak in the National Football League. He was an absolute dog today in terms of playing through

1:12:59injuries. Yeah. JJ, you've earned my respect. Yeah, JJ, he's played well when he's gotten in, and I think, I don't know. We haven't reached this place yet, but there is a scenario. If the Giants, it looks like they're going to win the division. Cowboys aren't far behind, and there are some other teams in that division that might have hope after next week. But right now, it seems like the Giants are clearly in position to make the playoffs. If he wins a playoff game, or if he wins a couple playoff games, that's going to be a very interesting couple you gotta i'm no i'm saying that's going to be an interesting conversation to have but if he well no if he goes to the nfc championship game because that would be a couple

1:13:37playoff wins i don't think there's a conversation no conversation at all no if jj mccarthy takes the giants the nfc championship game yeah he's your starting quarterback next year it'll be interesting you'd have to the nfc champion that would be he would be two very good teams to get to the nfc you would 100 have to have him be your star no you yeah you're probably right i'm just saying it's going to get interesting if he does win if they win a lot of games to close out the season they do they have some success in the playoffs this is why they made the the deal though they yeah it's a good problem to have they have two quarterbacks and uh and real talk about joe milton i think you have to also

1:14:12take into account this is his first start like this is the first time he's ever truly played in the game and i don't think he looked bad at all considering that his legs look great considering he was not able to use the best part of his game in any facet whatsoever because there was no deep threat not a bad first game. You have to assume that, like other quarterbacks, he would get better the more reps that he gets. So I'd say, like, yeah, good for him. Not terrible. I have a question. Yeah. I would like to preface that I don't want this to happen and I don't think that it will happen. What do you think the chances are that Sirianni gets fired this week? By week? Can I answer that with a question?

1:14:58I don't think the chances are high, but I don't think it's zero. Yes, PFT, what's your question? Max just kind of answered my question. What does he think the odds are? I don't think it's zero either. I think I would say 3%. What do you think the chances are how he gets cooking? And trading guys? Yeah. I don't know. Zach Bond? Reek Wollin? Zach Bond. I mean, there are pieces that he could. Zach Bond people would want. Yeah, I mean, at this point. Reek Zach Ball and people would want. Yeah, I mean, at this point. And people would want. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, those two. Do you think. Because they're not in the long-term future. Right. It's like pivot right now. Yeah. Do you think he would move Cooper?

1:15:43Cooper? He could. I think he. But Cooper, I mean. He actually played Cooper. He actually had a better game today. He's been so bad this year. Like, his stock couldn't be lower, and that's not really what Howie likes to do. Ideally, with a young player like that, you would not trade him. But I think that there's been enough chatter. And there's also so much money in this defense. Like, Quinnian Mitchell still got... Like, he can't pay everyone. He can't pay Cooper. Yeah. He would be one guy that. Mitchell, you got to pay. Jalen Carter. Yeah, Jalen Carter was good. Yeah. The D-line stepped up. They've been getting a lot of shit the past couple weeks. Arvel Reese was the player of the game, though.

1:16:23He was everywhere. Yeah. He's a beast. That's a home run pick. He's a monster. Yeah. And also, Scadaboo wasn't in there. The Giants couldn't really run the ball. It felt like the Eagles were doing a good job defensive line. But again, they find a way to win. And I'm happy for Jameis. And that is really like, we were talking about Gardner Minshew earlier. I feel like Jameis and Gardner Minshew are just, they should just be solely drive-to-drive guys. Just bring them in when you need a little bit of a pop, you know? Yeah. Maybe don't start them. Yeah. But at this point in their career, it's like, hey, the offense is slogging away. Give them something different. You got to be careful with the timing.

1:16:59It's like with Minshew, you got to time it just right. And when it hits, it's perfect. But they don't win this game without Jameis. Like that was, he came in and let him down the field. Yeah. So I'm happy for him. He said after, he was like, I, first thing I thought of was I hope he's okay. Second thing I thought of is it's time to ball. Yeah. And it was. It was time to ball. Isaiah Likely is so good. Yeah. He's very good. Zach, you got to join us in the cave for this game. The Bears just kicked off. Certainly can. Let's do one more game and then we'll take a break. Lions 19, Dolphins 9. This was kind of an ugly game. This was my mark of a really good team is winning games when you don't have your A effort,

1:17:39and the Lions didn't feel like they had their A effort today. Their defense played really well, which they've actually kind of stacked a few games in a row defensively. Offense looked not great. Jameer Gibbs was kind of bottled up. in a row defensively offense looked not great jameer gibbs like was kind of bottled up uh he of course still scored and of course we made the joke but every single week jameer gibbs has some type of record that he's either hit or about to hit this week it was he scored his 60th touchdown uh in the first four seasons of his NFL career, which is now second all-time. And Terrell Davis has 61, so he will break that soon. Yeah. So Jameer Gibbs is just special. But yeah, I thought this was like scrappy Dolphins team,

1:18:19not a great all-around game from the Lions, still found a way to win. That's a good team. I also thought he had a hell of a pump fake on that rush where he pretended to pitch the ball to Jared. Yeah. People bought that. Like, you have to be a hell of an actor to be able to pull that one off. Yeah. Where it's like, yeah, Jared's going to get it. And then we also had two passes, two great completions by punters in this game. Oh, by the way, we should have said Bradley Mann. That was the pun of the year. Which one? Braden Mann from the Eagles game. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We just totally didn't. We forgot about that. That was the pun of the year. He also had the worst pun of the year. Which one? Braden Mann from the Eagles game.

1:18:48We just totally forgot about that. That was the punt of the year. He also had the worst punt of the year. He had a minus two yard punt and then an 81 yard punt. Well, in the minus two, I think he was scrambling around. Yeah, but still, it was crazy to both. But we should have mentioned that that was one of the coolest punts ever from your own end zone to basically the five yard. Yeah, it was a great punt. But in this game, you had two punters that both threw awesome passes. Yes. Bradley Pinion, I think probably with the complete. What's up? Pinion. With the completion of the year from a punter. Yes. I mean, that pass, maybe quarterback controversy in Miami? I don't know. Malik Willis. It was a dot.

1:19:23Malik Willis is frustrating to watch. I'll say it. Yeah. And I don't know. Someone who watches the All-22 can point it out, but it feels like he just holds onto the ball for way too long, and he should run a little bit more. And, yeah, he's a frustrating watch. I thought he was way more fun to watch when he was with the Packers. The way that they would use him on offense was so much more entertaining than what we've seen in Miami. But, yeah, opinion was just an absolute dot that he threw. But that was probably the highlight of this game in terms of just, like, excitement. Yeah. Well, the other thing was I would say Aiden Hutchinson had one of the best games I've ever seen of someone who didn't get a sack.

1:20:04He was just an absolute beast. Holding calls. Guy, like, he was in on everything. I don't think he recorded an actual sack, but if you watch the game, you're like, he was everywhere. He was an absolute monster. They were playing for Jack Campbell. Jack Campbell called Dan Campbell before the game, said make sure the house is taken care of until I get back. The Lions defense gave up no touchdowns. So that was mission accomplished for the first game also dan campbell i saw this stat uh because you know the lines are weird like the lines are really good i think the lines are definitely a super bowl contender they're a really good team but dan campbell gets criticized from time to time because of you know like when

1:20:44the lines lose it's usually because they went for it on a fourth down and all that stuff. Dan Campbell started his Lions career as a head coach 1-6 in 2022. Since that date, since he started 1-6, he is 50-19 as a head coach. 50-19. Pretty fucking good. Yeah. He's got them ready. I mean, this was a classic letdown spot potential going abroad after this. And again, it wasn't the best game, but they still found a way to win. And that always gets credit for me. With a game like this and the Lions being where they are, at the start of the season, there was some mumbling. There were some murmurs about the Lions window. After what happened last year and how they started this year off. There were murmurs about window.

1:21:31The window talk is over. The window is still here. They're clearly in the window. Bears just scored. This offense is so fucking locked in. Rome. Yeah, they're the. No, I don't think they scored. What were you going to say about the window? I was looking at Roma Dunes. We're still window. Yeah. They're still window right now. Absolutely. I'm wondering if they do something at the trade deadline. What would you want? I don't know. They probably might need more secondary help, I would guess. I don't know. Yeah, defense, I'm sure. Yeah, but the defense has played well. Their defense has played well like their defense has played well so uh they're like they're it feels like the lions haven't put together the the both both sides of the ball playing great at the same time

1:22:15and when that does happen they're going to be super super scary now they've got a little they've got a mini pmt gauntlet coming up the lions have the patriots okay in germany right and then they've got the bucks zach and then they've got the bearsucs, Zach, and then they've got the Bears. A little mini gauntlet. That's Thanksgiving with Wu-Tang at halftime. That's right. Did they just announce that? I think so. Was that like off the... I feel like that should have gotten more publicity. Yeah. Probably. Come on, Wu-Tang. Wu-Tang's going to be... No ODB. They'll still be good. Dolphins are scrappy. That's all I got for the Dolphins. Malik Willis is frustrating to watch, but the Dolphins are scrappy. That's all I got for the Dolphins.

1:22:50Malik Willis is frustrating to watch, but the Dolphins are scrappy. Their defensive line, like, Jameer Gibbs, I feel like there was a lot of times where he was bottled up. Yeah, they fight. Yeah, and Jeff Halfley has, no, who's their, is that their, who's their? Halfley, I'm sure he calls the plays on defense. He calls the plays on defense, right? I don't know if he was their defensive coordinator. I think he's over. Oh, there we go. Now Rome. Rome has scored. Justice for Rome. Yeah, Jeff Halfley. We've said it before, but they are doing everything correct for a tanking team where they have young players getting better, fighting in these games, and everyone knows that they were not going to be very good and yeah that's fine i didn't know this he was uh halfley

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1:25:38check out offers on the 2026 Silverado at Chevy.com. Check them out today. Okay. Back for Chiefs 35, Jets 12. Memes for a minute there, I thought you guys were going to do it. I really did. To quote Aaron Glenn, we did everything. We did all the keys to victory in the first half. Yeah. Yeah. What were they? No clue. Okay. Okay. No idea. But it's accomplished they were losing going into the half yeah that's true but they did everything they could that's true they hit all the keys and didn't you have a turnover that then led to a touchdown right before the half no almost okay we missed the field goal. That's right. That's right. Justin Fields had that fumble, right? Yeah. Justin Fields came in.

1:26:32Yeah. That was bad. Yeah. That felt good, though. Patrick Holmes had his funny bone hit really hard. Yeah. That Justin Fields play, that was the first time that the Chiefs have run any sort of quarterback sneak since 2023. Yeah. Remember? I mean, Patrick Holmes broke his knee in Denver, and he stopped doing it. I want to say in, like, 2019, that's when he got hurt. Yeah. And they occasionally would do it. I think Noah Gray used to do it for him. Yeah. They just don't sneak it. They don't. They probably will never do it again after that. But, yeah, this was kind of the first quarter. It was like, ooh, Jets are kind of live. And then it just fell apart. And especially, like, that moment where, I mean, Patrick Mahomes, I think he got hit

1:27:08really hard in his funny bone because I thought he was like done for the year kind of injury. Shout out Dr. Dan who texted me right away. He's like, it's either funny bone or a UCL. So it's either a five, five minute injury or out for the season. Yeah. Pretty good. Pretty wild volatility when it comes to that one. But it was funny. His whole arm went numb yeah because he was just looking at it like what the hell is it was like just hanging off of his body but i guess it was just the nerve and then he was back in and kenneth walker got back he's he had two games so playing against seahawks and broncos can do that to you playing against the jets can make you feel pretty damn good uh three touchdowns for him. I think he had like 143 yards from scrimmage.

1:27:51All right, so my two big notes from this game, because it was kind of like there's not much to talk about. The Chiefs beat up on bad teams. That's what they've done this year. I still don't know when they play a really good team, if they are good, but they are better than a lot of teams in the NFL. So my two big notes though were one how have they not cut Harrison Bucker at this point he missed the same field goal twice in a row there was a penalty and he missed it again to the exact same spot and these are like makeable field goals that he's missing it feels like they're playing with fire when it comes to Harrison Bucker they even know that, too. The guy just doesn't have it anymore. And that was one thing that the Chiefs, like Harrison Bucker, when he was elite, it just makes the Chiefs so hard to beat because late game situations, late end of half situations.

1:28:43It's like they get the ball and all they need is 20 yards. And Patrick Holmes will always get that for you. And then get quick three points. Now none of that is guaranteed, and it feels like a big thing that's going to come up in the playoffs. Yeah. Yeah, you see it coming a mile away. It's already hurt him. Yeah. And, yeah, so he missed the same field goal twice. Was it 56 and 51? Yep. They moved it up. So not exactly a chip shot, but it's something that, regardless of distance, has kept happening to him over and over again. Yep. It's like, what else? If you were to ask Andy Reid, like, what's your strategy here? He's like, the one idea that he had was bringing in a kicker that they had no intention of signing to their active roster.

1:29:22Yeah. That was like the one strategy that they had. Like, they got to do something else. It's very, very clear. He hasn't had it for a very long time He's not exceptionally good on kickoffs either So I don't know out of some sense of loyalty They want to stick around with him I don't know It doesn't make any sense But yeah didn't matter today They beat the fuck out of the Jets Jets defense continues to look really bad Except for maybe Geno Smith should be playing safety Yeah that was an awesome hit He laid that dude the fuck out I don't know if he's been hitting during practice or what That was sick Great hit by Geno Smith should be playing safety. Yeah, that was an awesome hit. Because he laid that dude the fuck out. I don't know if he's been hitting during practice or what.

1:29:51That was sick memes. Great hit by Geno Smith. He gets the hit stick of the day. Yeah, and David Bailey is just really good. David Bailey is the only guy. Well, my other note. So he had two sacks, and was it back-to-back? Two sacks, two forced fumbles. Yeah. My other note, it's just a good reminder when we talk about football, think about football. The Jets have a lot of good young talent. They have, you know, Omar Cooper, Sadiq, Braylon Allen's been really good this year. It was nice seeing Brees Hall and Braylon Allen. Their run game was good. It's still like, I don't care if he's having a bad season. Garrett Wilson still is what makes this offense go. You could see it in the way they were able to move the ball passing it.

1:30:31Don't you agree, Memes? Like, you need him out on the field. Yeah, and he opens up every single person. Yeah, it's like those are the type of guys that, like, even if they're not having the best season, it doesn't matter. Them on the field versus them off the field. It's not rocket science. Like, everyone else has an easier time. The Jets could move the ball on the ground today. They could not move the ball in the air, and that's what did them in. And it was just kind of an avalanche after the second half. It was just like, all right, this game is over. Yeah, they can't do in-game adjustments either. They looked fine in the first half, but as soon as you have to make adjustments, you just lose.

1:31:10Yeah. Do we think that this is going to be Aaron Glenn's last day on the job? I believe so. We're thinking that he's going to get fired this week. Is it a bye week? No. Bye week's not until week 13. It's a long ways away. Oh, yeah. You think he's going to get fired? I mean, he has to. i disagree oh no cbs was playing outstanding when they were when they watched geno smith and aaron glenn crash out they were yeah oh no i don't think he's gonna get fired this week they're really just a bad coach team yeah it's tough it's it's tough to watch because it yeah i mean hey look let's go to tankathon this is just our coat the colts lost what do you have the top 13 no you have they have the fourth and the sixth pick right now and then the 13th from doubt that's pretty good yeah

1:32:03three picks in the top 13 we got a big game coming up next week against no colts uh dolphins oh that is a massive huge game huge so huge so you are rooting for uh the dolphins hard fin up hard yeah that's a massive game where's that game i don't know i don't know it doesn't matter so big. It doesn't matter. So big. It probably doesn't matter. So big. Yeah, I think you guys, what do you guys think about the Chiefs? I think they're good. I don't know if they're great. It's an Indy. I love that. Just focus in on the road. I'm going to look. No distractions. Whose line is it anyway? Indy by three. I was going to say. was gonna say maybe more it might be three and a half no but i would four and a half i would take the fucking it is

1:32:57indy by two and a half king sports book yeah all right so the chiefs play the falcons cardinals bills all right so when they when they play the bill they have a stretch where they have to play the bills rams bengals patriots niners whoa that's gonna be it right there it's like that's where we're gonna find out because they are just significantly better than the bad teams in the nfl yeah and and that was exactly what happened today uh patty check downs continues to just uh live around the line of scrimmage is a dot i saw i saw a stat today this is kind of crazy and i think it's since week four i believe uh jordan love has 18 passes that go like 40 air yards uh like you know distance traveled in the air that feels low actually but yeah and i believe i feel like he has more than that i believe patrick mahomes has zero yet taekwon thornton getting

1:33:53hurt james sacks yeah i think that was week four when he got hurt yeah it was week four against the raiders so that makes sense but yeah don't you get that feeling of the chiefs i get like i'm not saying they're bad at all and i still think they could you know because it's Mahomes and it's Andy Reid, you've got to say they could still win a Super Bowl. But I just, I guess I want to see them play a couple good teams and see if they get, like, bottled up. Here's the stat right here. Completions of 20-plus air yards since Week 5, Jordan Love 18, Patrick Mahomes 0. Yeah, they just, they don't have a deep threat right now. I wonder what Chiefs fans, like, I'd like to hear from Chiefs fans. What do they think about it?

1:34:31I think they love it. Well, no, I think they probably have some concerns about this team. Where it's like, hey, it doesn't matter. It's just Patrick Mahomes will be in it in the playoffs. Or they're like deep down, it looks a little different than what it has in the past. They don't have the same wide receiving room that we have in the past. I think you make a good point, actually. In years past, they would have been like, I love the fact that he's not thrown deep. Right. That everybody is maligning Mahomes, saying he doesn't have that deep ball in him. This offense is flawed. Because they would have a conviction deep down that they would turn it around when it mattered. But I think it's been such that this year it is a concern.

1:35:10Right, and Kenneth Walker's awesome, but if you can bottle up Kenneth Walker, like I said, he had two tough games against the Broncos and Seahawks. And they were a play away from beating the Broncos last week, so it's not like they got killed. They got killed by the Seahawks, but that game was very, very close. I don't know. I think maybe it's just that every game is going to be a little more difficult so it doesn't feel like it was when it was dominant Chiefs where it's like it doesn't matter, they'll just roll you. There's definitely not that sense of inevitability that they used to have every time you'd watch the Chiefs play. It's definitely more nerve-wracking than it has been when they play against a good team.

1:35:45I will say this. This is a stat that goes counter to what I just said. The Chiefs have already had more games scoring 30-plus points for than in the 2025, 2024, or 2023 regular seasons. So they are scoring. They're putting up points. Against some bad teams, yeah. They're putting it on. They're putting them on them. All right, last early game, Cowboys 27, Colts 23. This was basically the Cowboys doing the exact same thing. We're like, hey, can we blow this game? But the Colts being bad outweighed that. Because the Cowboys tried to blow this game. Yeah, I mean, that CD land play was insane. That fumble where he gets up and he runs and then a comical fumble. But they were up 10 and then it was tied and it was just like are the cowboys gonna blow this

1:36:33again but the colts are just the colts and daniel jones isn't very good and and they they were able to outlast them so i mean they they outgained them almost doubled them up i believe right which is what the cowboys do but most of that edge was in the first half right and the second half they just kind of they got ahead and then they kind of kept ahead but But most of that edge was in the first half. Right. In the second half, they just kind of got ahead, and then they kind of kept ahead, but it was not comfortable for them in the second half. Right. But at the end of the day, they're 4-5, which is a good spot for the Cowboys to be right now. Yeah, which is a dominant spot in the NFC East. Dominant spot.

1:37:02That is. Striking distance. That's a dominant spot. They're right there. Two games above the 3rd and 4th team. It's also like the Cowboys, I think, should be – they're a talented team they're a talented team at least on offense um but they can't get out of their own way with the penalties and and just like brain farts and and minor coaching screw-ups that add up over the long run where you almost let a bad team like the colts come back and beat you yeah and i mean uh thankfully caleb down saved them he was awesome today he had a great bounce back from getting dribbled last week he had the uh game ceiling interception but he also had a bunch of uh big plays past breakups tackles sack uh yeah yeah they're just i think there was i think was it you max was sitting next to me and

1:37:47you're like the cowboys can't lose the col Colts. I was like, yeah, they can. They're bad. They're not a very good team. But the Colts are trying. That's what I'm saying. I was right. I know, but any other team, the Cowboys would have had another blown lead late and been like, how did they lose this game? But the Colts are just so bad that it was an unstoppable force versus immovable object, and the Colts' shittiness won the day. I mean, the end of this game was crazy. Yeah. How it ended up winding up when the Colts take the lead and then the Cowboys go down the field in like four plays. Shout out Ryan Flournoy, who is one of the best wide receiver threes in the league. Yeah, like a 50-yard catch by Flournoy.

1:38:29And then Pickens was out today, kind of the last minute. Something weird might be going on there. Yep. Maybe a trade? I don't know. I think he said hammy. They said hammy, but he was not – nobody thought that he was going to be out until like eight hours before game time. Right. So something weird might be happening there. But, yeah, Flournoy gets like a 50-yard catch, and then the Colts commit every penalty, and then within like one more play, they reach a point where they say, we should actually just let them score. It was like the fastest switch from, all right, let's just, you know, a defensive stand here to win the game, to, oh God, please let them score so we can get the ball back. It was the fastest, like, complete mentality switch

1:39:08for a defensive all the time. Yeah, so Cowboys, yeah, I mean, a so we can get the ball back. It was the fastest, like, complete mentality switch for a defensive all the time. Yeah. So, Cowboys, yeah. I mean, a win's a win, I guess. I still don't think they're very good, but we talked about it. Like, they're going to compete for the NFC East. They still have to play the Giants one more time. The Giants beat them week one. If the Cowboys win that game, that could be a huge swing. in the NFC. Yeah. And as for the Colts, we'll see what happens. Trade deadline. We think Jonathan Taylor's going to get traded. After the game, he acted like it. He did like a thank you. Seth McGowan looked good. He had some pop to him.

1:39:41So, yeah, Jonathan Taylor, he did a thank you, and he said he doesn't know if this is his last game in a Colts uniform. Also, the Colts did a real solid by letting Daniel Jones know that he's not going to be traded. Yep. Is that with people asking to trade for him? No, that tells me that they made some calls and nobody was like, yeah, we'll take him. And so he's like, we just want to let you know we're not going to let you go, Daniel. There's some bad stats going around with Daniel Jones right now. He's getting so... Let's do a blind resume. You ready for this? Yep. QB1, six Let's do a blind resume. You ready for this? Yep. QB one, six touchdowns, nine interceptions through nine games, 1,541 yards.

1:40:25QB two, five touchdowns, nine interceptions, 1,542 yards. So one more yard, one less touchdown. Okay. It's through nine games. They sound like kind of the same person. They do, but they're not. Is one Kyler? No. Does one play for a team on the West Coast? No, they're actually both Colts. Oh. So QB2 was daniel jones yeah qb1 was curtis painter 2011 oh no oh no yeah oh no it's right i've seen that movie before oh no is right uh chris painter purdue curtis painter where was he from yeah Yeah, he was Purdue and then that was the tank year. That was the year where they where Peyton Manning's neck broke, right? I'm pretty sure that was... Did they won one game, I think? Did they win a game? No, they didn't go

1:41:25No, they didn't go in six. The Lions did it and then the Browns did it. Yeah. I think they won one game that year. One or two, yeah. Two games. I think Orlovsky started. Oh, that's what Curtis Painter's up to? He's a former NFL quarterback and currently managing partner of Indiana Liquor Group. All right. Hell yeah, dude. Good for Curtis Painter. Curtis Painter, Dan Orlovsky, and a 39-year-old Kerry Collins were the starters for that team. Let's go. That's pretty crazy. I did see Phillip Rivers took the NC State coaching job. Yeah, that's going to be awesome. He probably won't come back this year for the Colts. That's going to be awesome. That'll be great. I can't wait for it. So excited. So, so excited.

1:42:08And I assume that was partially just because they're like, well, now we have at least six scholarships spoken for with just getting all the Rivers boys. Well, yeah, I also think that it's a win-win. Now Phillip Rivers probably saves close to $2 million on tuition because he's got a place for all his kids to go. Yeah. I wonder if he tries to have more kids now that he's a coach. Probably, yeah. He's like, I'm going to be the coach for the next 20 years. Yeah, probably. We got to make sure we got some guys every coach at nc state should have to wear the uh the chuccomato glasses yeah that'd be sick i miss those chuccomato had great glasses they were aggressive oakley's they were the uh remember i got into the uh tactical glasses i

1:42:46bought those during um covid supposed to make your eyesight better yeah the yellow tactical glasses that's what chuck amato was kind of rock look at these yeah dude just get back on the oakley forum i haven't been on in a while those are almost too sexual those are uh x metal the the proprietor alloy that oakley made yeah pretty impressive oh they they made it and no one else x metal only exists in oakley's they developed x metal they developed X-Metal, yes. That's pretty damn cool. They invented their own metal. I'd like to talk to the guy who created Oakley's. He just seems like a guy who rocks. He's like, what if we made sunglasses? Sunglasses in general are just cool, right? Like just the idea of them.

1:43:27But he's like, but what if we made them mega cool? And we made everyone seem like a boss all the time? What if we made sunglasses but also made them way more expensive? Mm-hmm. You fucking genius. Mm-hmm. But also for guys that need to be respected, they go a perfect accompaniment with their sick motorcycle. Let's see. This dude dropped out. He's a double dropout. So he dropped out of high school, and then he dropped out of college, too. Oh, hell yeah. Let's go. So he went to high school. How did he get into college? Dropped out. I don't know. He got into the USC School of Pharmacy, probably just to get access, and then dropped out to travel the southwestern United States on a motorcycle. That's pretty damn cool.

1:44:12Yeah. The fucking hog. Yep. He named the company after his dog. That's so awesome. Yeah, this rocks. Yeah. This guy's basically like just he's a sublime song come to life. Yeah, he is. Good for him. And shout out Chuck Amato. Is he dead or alive, Chuck Amato? I assume still alive? Oh, dead. Shit. Damn it. Guess wrong on that one. 50- dead. Oh, dead. Shit. Damn it. Guess wrong on that one. 50-50 shot. No way. 50-50 shot. Got it wrong. Chuck Amato. Well, just... Yeah, he died. He passed away. He died like a month ago. Yeah, that's where I saw it. Oh, damn. Damn it. He died October 19th. How'd you miss it on the birthdays? I don't do death days. Maybe next year. Yeah. Yeah. Death updates. Yeah.

1:44:58Or just like this person died on this day. No, no. We should do in memoriam every week. Yeah. Why wait for once a year when you see it at the Oscars or in an Adam Schefter tweet? It'd be nice. Yeah. It'd be nice. I would have liked to know. I would have liked to be able to mourn Chuck Amato. Yeah, I would, too. You think they put some. Do you think he put glasses in his coffin? I hope so. I do think so. Yeah, I hope so. And I think they had a couple Wolfpack guys be pallbearers so they could let him down one last time. Why do you keep you keep typing in Chuck Tomato? Oh, because it's the burner. That's what he's burning. Yeah, I know. That's great. Did you know that it the burner? That's Quigg's burner. Yeah, I know. That's a great burner.

1:45:33Did you know that it came from Chuck Amato? Now I do. Oh, you didn't know that. Yeah. I've never heard this name before. Strong Italian man. Yeah. Love that. He looked awesome on the sidelines. Awesome. Okay. Afternoon games. What game was that? That was Cowboys Colts. Oh, yeah, yeah. Cowboys Colts. This yeah cowboys colts we uh the this is where we get we're about to get to the point of the season where it's like there's some games and i know the cowboys are very much still alive yeah so this game today i think was important for the cowboys because they can't you can't lose the heartbreaking stupid losses against teams like the colts because that way when you do have a heartbreaking stupid loss it's it's a

1:46:12little bit more special yeah like next week they play the 49ers I predict that the Cowboys are going to be winning late and blow it yeah that will be fun yeah because it'll be like maybe the Giants I don't know who the Giants have next week maybe the Giants oh no they play the commanders commanders beat Giants on Thursday night football Cowboys go up against the Niners you're like hey if the Cowboys win the game, they're going to be right there in the NFC East. They're winning the game for 59 minutes. Loss. Jerry Jones. Ha, ha, ha. That was fun. That's important. If they lose every week like that, it just becomes sad. Right. And it's not special. They're just pathetic. Yeah, they're a pathetic team.

1:46:48Now they're like, they have to have the illusion of expectation. We need to have at least one week where steven a smith's like watch out for the cowboys yep what are you gonna say max i have nothing to say about the cowboys the cowboys are a sad football team oh well you they won today yeah they're sad max what do you say to the people that are like coming at you when you when you treat about another football team they're like you're two and seven. You're just injured? Injured. You haven't had to deal with this in a while. Injured. I know. I was just wondering, because you have not had to do that. Injuries have kind of saved my football season. But also, it's always funny. Just because if your team is bad doesn't mean you can't talk about other bad teams.

1:47:32Correct. Yeah. It's crazy. In fact, I think that— We you can't talk about other bad teams. Correct. Yeah. It's crazy. In fact, I think that— We literally wouldn't have a show. Yeah. Correct. The fact that I root for a bad team gives me a lot of experience to be able to identify other bad teams. Like, I'm more—excuse me, I'm more qualified to talk about it than most people. You know it when you see it. Absolutely. You are. Whoever smelt it dealt for sure. Yes. What were you going to say? I'm just thinking, this afternoon's slate of games, I would like to ask StatHole Sports maybe this question. Was this the worst slate in the history of the NFL? It was bad, man. Like, the average point differential?

1:48:09Yeah, the closest game was Seahawks-Cardinals, which was an absolute snooze fest. Drew Locke versus Gardner Minshew. It was 17-3, but it was not 17-3. The Seahawks throttled them. But yeah, no, this was a bad afternoon. And it's so disappointing to have, like, Drew Locke and Gardner Minshew, in theory, should be entertaining quarterbacks. So fun. We should not have a game like that between the two of them. And it was not fun at all. No. What's the afternoon slate next week, Max? We have at least a couple. I think it's we just didn't do you know what it is, too? And we can go through the afternoon slate pretty quickly because stinkers. Do you know what it is? I think this might be the earliest that we're at a point where both AFC and NFC, you can basically draw a line right in the middle.

1:48:59And there's not a lot of teams. Like, if you look at the playoff picture right now, right? I'm going to pull it up. But if you pull it up on the screen, like, if you look at the playoff picture after the in the afc especially the patriots are the seventh seed the eight and nine seed are the browns and the raiders like what are we talking about you know what i mean like the texans might texans maybe we'll we'll go on a run here because they've done it and we have to expect that they could still do it but like i feel like the afc playoffs are kind of already set, except for the Texans. They're pretty much set. I would like to make a change, to nominate a change for this year, because we talk a lot about the in the hunt graphic.

1:49:40Since the inception of part of my take, we've always kind of focused in on the in the hunt. And if you're a fan of a bad football team, you kind of live to have your name in the hunt section for way too long. This year, it feels like when you look at that graphic there needs to be a second category that just says technically in the hunt but come on but come on the raiders and browns yeah raiders brown should be in there like there should be there are teams that are certainly technically in the hunt but come on and then the very few that are in the hunt but not already in the playoff and the NFC is a little bit deeper in the fact that the Seahawks and the Rams, I still think one of those two teams will most likely find a way in.

1:50:18But then after that, it just falls off a cliff because it's like, whoever's going to win the NFC East, whoever's going to win the NFC South, that's all we're going to decide here. So, yeah, I think maybe that's part of why an afternoon like this happens where it's like, it doesn't feel like there's that many big games because it's like, all right, good team, bad team, good team, bad team. Niners, Raiders. The Raiders were never going to win that game. No, they can't. No, the second half, I think it was the Raiders might have had six. Five second-half turnovers. Yeah, so they had six drives and five turnovers. Yeah, it's crazy. It's dogshit football. All right, let's do an ad, you know what, let's do

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1:52:04Do we need to have an intervention? Should this recap just be an intervention on you to stop betting on the Chargers? This team is so bad. they they broke their their drought their td drought 37 straight drives mike with daniel had to go up to the box he's in the booth today hank like that's embarrassing he had to go he had to sit in the culture and watch his team get oh i know what he's gonna say they're playing're playing the Ravens on Monday Night Football. Yep. Oh, my God. I just looked because I was about to say, like, you're not wrong that I should, but I can't. But God is giving me an intervention by scheduling them for Monday night. That's the opposite. No, he's saying they're going to finally be out of the hungry dog, but he's still going to bet them.

1:52:46He's going to wean himself off chargers. God is enabling you. No, no. This is good. You're right. You're going to wean yourself. One more time. Doesn't mess with the hungry dog. The hungry dog, by the way, was not affected by the Chargers. No. How many legs hit? The hungry dog is three-legged parlay. So parlay is how they work, PFT. If one of your legs doesn't hit, then you lose. The hungry dog lost. So the Chargers lost. If the Chargers had won, would it have won? At least one leg missed. But that's not how it works, Dan. It's like you need all three to win in order for it to be successful. And today was not successful. Question. Yes. Do you think you needed more time? What do you mean? To pick the Hungry Dog.

1:53:30Do you think maybe you needed all the way till tonight? No, I needed to not pick the Chargers. Yeah. I think the picks were good. They were good picks. You know, like, there was a dude to do on Friday's show. Do you need more time? They were good picks. I saw Paul come to your rescue. Yeah, Vice President Paul said, yeah, you asked Hank basically on Tuesday to do the hungry dog. Yeah. So, Hank, I actually think that you should do the hungry dog right now. Yeah. Next week. Do it. Come on. Right now. Subject to change, but do it. We got to change. Right now. Subject to change, but do it. We got to change something, though. Subject to change, but do it. By the way, I wish I had done this. When I was doing my fantasy corner this morning, someone was like, you need to start just doing

1:54:03the fat cat, and just the reverse Hungry Dog would have hit today. Would have been a nice hit, too. Like the three biggest favorites? No, no, no. Just whatever the Hungry Dog is. The opposite. Yeah, the Fades, yeah. I would never do that to my boy Hank. That'd be mean. All right, Hank. Hungry Dog. Dolphins, Vikings, Saints. All right, so the Vikings are playing at the Packers. The Dolphins are playing the Colts. And the Saints are at home against the Panthers. I like this one, Hank. I like this one a lot. What's the spread on Saints-Panthers? I like this one a lot. One and a half Panthers. No, it's Moneylines. It's Moneylines, dude. No, that's what I'm saying. He knows what the spread was. No, Max doesn't get it.

1:54:47He's putting in spreads. He doesn't get it. That was a brain fart. Yeah, when Max hears spreads, he thinks fluffernutter. Fluffernutter eagles. Get to the sink. I mean, the Chargers, like, it's just because it's the Chargers and it's like Jim Harbaugh and Justin Herbert. In the NFL, you assume, like, bad teams still have good weeks. Bad teams fight. Bad teams will surprise some people. And the Chargers are the definition of they should be able to win a game. No, they're just bad. A game. They surprise us every week by being just as bad as last week. Like the Titans last week were like almost beat the Bengals. They were playing great. There was a shootout. They've had a couple games like that.

1:55:32That's the thing. They do surprise us because they're just every week they're almost worse yeah like a bad team I I shouldn't be get this surprised by a bad team every week but I do with the Chargers yeah they find different ways to just look worse and worse and worse Jim Harbaugh they gotta be the biggest like preseason rank win over under to what they're gonna end up with of all time. They were like the sixth best odds to win the Super Bowl in the preseason. I picked them to go to the Super Bowl in the preseason. Oh, no. I picked Herbert. More like the Pooper Bowl. I might actually have had the worst picks of all time. I had Jordan Love as the LVP as well. Herbert was my MVP. That's pretty bad.

1:56:12That was a big stupid pick on my part yeah he finally did get his touchdown though quentin johnson in pretty much garbage time by the way cj shroud's awesome he played incredible five touchdowns the texans do have an offense now like tank dell all the way back scored a touchdown nico collins incredible catch marvin harrison jr is getting involved i also will say this about cj stroud you know it's going well when cj stroud's like those 15 yard out routes that he like almost float like it has velocity on it but it like feels like the ball's floating that's when you know he's back and he had those today where they were like just beautiful balls uh that he was throwing i know the they were like just beautiful balls that he was throwing.

1:56:54I know the ones you're talking about. The ones that he throws almost like two steps before the receiver even makes the cut. And they feel like they're floating, because they feel like they don't have a lot of zip on it, but they do have a lot of zip on it. And he's almost shuck-like, you know, to throw it out there to someone who would love his balls. Also, Booty. Keyshawn Booty. Yeah. 125 yards. I believe he had two touchdowns today. Just crushed it. Booty's playing really, really well right now. Yeah. C.A. Shroud, 384 yards, five touchdowns. So, yeah, the Texans, I mean, they should do this to the Chargers. I do not think the Texans are – we have heard the last of the Texans. Like, I do think that's a team that they – just based on their history if they get hot well their uh their defense like the sacks

1:57:39came in in uh in spades today i think they had eight sacks will anderson uh jdavion clowny yeah got on the board the defense when they can pin their ears back like that they can still do it there were boos i don't know it was it Was this Chargers fans that are booing their own team? Maybe. Because you could hear them on the broadcast today. Yeah. So I guess shout out to the Chargers for having enough fans at the stadium that you could hear the boos. Yeah, they booed. Also, Jim Harbaugh was asked, what does he say? What he's saying resonating with the team he said stay together bitter pill to swallow anytime you don't win a game so that's just every week yeah he's just taking medicine dj got in he scored a touchdown yeah all right that's enough

1:58:26on this game uh booty has 11.4 yards per target that That is better than every Patriots receiver. 20 or more targets. Damn. All right, real quick. Kind of. Yeah, you got it. At this point. Seahawks 17, Cardinals 3. Drew Locke versus Gardner Minshew. It was a dud of a game. Seahawks just completely swallowed the Cardinals. Their defense, they're just fine. Get Sam Darnold healthy. Also, the big news for the Seahawks was Zach Charbonnet looks good again. He came back, I think last week was his first game, but he had some pop to him. They could run the ball. So good for them. Good for the Seahawks. I think the Seahawks are another team. That will be an interesting who who how it shakes out with the nfc because it does feel like there are nine well taking out the

1:59:20nfc south and the nfc east there are seven good teams yeah for five playoff spots all the NFC North and then the Seahawks Rams and 49ers yeah um this game today it was it was so bad it was so boring I had it on the uh like a multi-view on the tv in the corner in this room and nothing happened in the game after the second quarter so it was I think the Cardinals got a field goal on was it their first drive of the game I think so I think it's the opening drive and then they didn't do anything nope from that point on and then uh aj barner had a big second quarter scored two touchdowns right and then that was it and then that was it that was that was the end of the day as far as the scoring went and then we find out after the game drew lock has an oblique

2:00:07yeah so drew lock might be injured who he was also dealing with, what, elbow before this week? They're saying he hadn't been able to practice. Tendonitis, I think. Yeah. So I don't know. Is Sammy coming back? No. What's the guy's name? Milrow. Yeah, Alabama. Maybe he'd be fun. Yeah. I don't know. The Seahawks are good. They're a good team they just got to start winning games and it started today drew lock by the way has started two games this season and he's 2-0 against the cardinals so he's a cardinals killer he's like a big pane of glass that you can't you can't tell if it's i got by the way i got i don't know if it's bad luck or not but there there's a, I got a dead bird in my like backyard, like probably once every three days.

2:00:58Cause there's like a big pane of glass for my kitchen and they just fucking die. You hear that memes? You're that big window. Yep. He's got a big window. It's a big window. But they don't tell you that now you got to pick up dead birds every day. Memes. So it's really Viking stadium. Yeah. Yeah, it is. It is. You got it. You're you got to pick up dead birds every day. Memes. So it's really Viking Stadium. Yeah. Yeah, it is. You got big windows. You got any birds? No. Just spiders. Yeah. Spiders fly into his window all the time. That's broke bullshit, though. Yeah. I'm sad about the birds. Yeah, it's tough to hear them. I did hear one the other day where it was like a big thud, but that one actually flew off.

2:01:31She got a cat. No, they die on. I don't need a cat. Why would I need a cat to eat, to eat the dead birds? Dispose of them. No, I go out and pick them up and throw them out. You probably throw them on the ground, feed the rats. You got to like, that's what they do in Chicago. Now it's like dead birds everywhere. Sometimes they ask. How's that? Is that fucking dumb ass bird? Yeah. No windows there. How's that? That fucking dumbass bird didn't know a window was there. Yeah, it's pretty easy. If you just put little dots across the window, they won't fly into it. Yeah, but then I gotta look at dots on my window? I'm not as inconvenient as myself. Listen, we got more than enough birds. It's a problem because

2:02:08the tree has some type of seed or something that the birds like to eat. The government's probably just trying to get to your house. They'll be gone soon. You know? Because it's so big. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Birds. Government. I'm getting window shamed. Alright, anything else? Oh, also Seahawks i'll say this the winning a game this in this resounding fashion without having jsn go off go nuclear it's good sign it is good yeah you got you got barner yeah he can score too but yeah this game was just it's such a bummer trey mcbride looked good again. I feel bad for him. Yep. Apparently, the Broncos called and asked about Trey McBride. Oh, that would have been fun. And they said, no, we're not dealing him.

2:03:00Which, yeah, of course, he's your only good player. Why would you trade him? Do you think there's ever GMs that call and truly are just asking about someone but not trying to trade? Just like, would you? I'm just curious. No, no, not even that you i'm just curious no no not even that just a gossipy guy no i'm saying like if the broncos called and they're like hey what's up with trey mcbride is he still good and the car was like yeah he's good he's like all right cool that was it they were just asking to see how he's doing that's what i thought yeah yeah yeah yeah oh he's doing well it's like good kids are good the guy calls all up and he's just like, I only want to know for my fantasy team because I

2:03:35have him. Yeah. What's his deal? Is he going to get traders? You're going to play this weekend. That would have been a fun trade. Yeah. That would have been the old Jake Plummer. Yeah. That would have been a very fun trade. All right. 49ers Raiders, which we already talked about a little bit. 38, 17, 8, 17 Raiders, which we already talked about a little bit, 38-17. Raiders, their defense is so, so bad. One of the worst in the league. Brock Purdy, Brock Purdy's just good. He's one of those guys now. He's reached a level where I just expect every pass. It's like old Aaron Rodgers when it's like when the ball is released, you just know someone's about to catch it on the other end. When you're watching the TV version, like you just know like he's throwing the ball for a reason.

2:04:19And the reason is it's going to be a completion. He's also really, really smart about when to run. Yeah. And it's not like he's unathletic or slow because he's not. He's pretty quick, but it's more that he's very smart and quick at the same time. So when he chooses to run, it's usually for a good reason. He knows that he can get there. So he's, yeah, I had him as my MVP a few weeks ago. I don't think he's MVP right now. But if they finish strong, he definitely could be, especially considering that they're going through the same shit where they're getting decimated at wide receiver again. And if their offense is able to continue, like it has been, he's playing at the level that he started the year out.

2:04:58He very well could wind up being the MVP. Absolutely. I feel like we're getting closer to maybe, well, we should have said it for the Cardinals, Carson Beck. I don't know why we don't play him. Yeah. Fernando, not the Kirk has been bad, but it's like, you're just losing games. And there's just turnovers. And by the way, the most who's back of the week thing ever is the peanut punch, because every guy feels like they've perfected it in the offseason. Yeah. There's been so there was like a seminar or something. It's crazy. I held. Maybe Peanut Tillman did it. It seems like there's been more peanut punchers this year than the history of the nfl it's not yeah prior they had the one i i was i tweeted during the

2:05:40niners raiders game we're just getting peanut punched out of overs because that the brock bow i think it was or maybe michael mayer got peanut punched at like the one yard line yeah it just keeps happening yeah guys are just doing it perfectly now uh landman was really good at it today he's just got like a target on that thing yeah um fred warner fred warner he's defensive player of the year possibly maybe i think so i don't even know what what's uh well yeah he's second six to one i feel like that's not a bad bet especially with the fact that Will Anderson, the Texans don't make it to playoffs. Hmm. Okay. Iuke. Iuke came back to the facility today. Yeah. Well, Friday. Friday. Yeah. I'm starting to think that Kyle Shanahan doesn't like Brandon Iuke.

2:06:28Maybe need a little bit more. They'll work their way back. I love Kyle Shanahan was kept on getting ass. He's i don't care he's too lover i do not care i do not think about it they went around the locker room and asked everyone kiddo was just like he's like you think they're gonna let him in and then they're like what do you mean like the reporter thought he had something it was like i don't know don't ask me do you think they're gonna let him in yeah yeah it's great i love how rosenhouse is just like the only difference between the relationship between iuk and the niners from what it was like two weeks ago is the fact that drew rosenhouse is calling reporters and telling them what they're about to do and steps in the process and so

2:07:06everyone kind of has an idea they still they still hate the guy yeah and he's still a weirdo i'm so dumb i i did for a second was like, maybe they'll just – they don't have any wide receivers. What if they just brought him back? But I think there's probably been enough bad blood that they can't get over this one. I think that, yeah, that bridge is probably burned. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Hank. You want to do it? Yeah, let's do it. Packers 45, Patriots 27. We'll start with the Packers Jordan Love was sensational dropping like just deep bombs left and right Christian Watson and Matthew Golden both remembered how to catch and they are so so scary when they catch they have uh between the two of them they have 1,662 reception yards this year,

2:07:53and that's more than 29 other teams wide receiver rooms. They're so fucking good. So scary. The Packers, I mean, they're good. They don't even have Micah Parsons yet. Like they're just Jonathan Gannon has been doing an awesome job with that defense. Jordan loves playing at an MVP level. I'm scared. They're scary. It's nuts to think back to like week three remember that falcons game yeah and everyone was freaking out and all the packers fans were like oh this team sucks and i was like i'm i'm i'm never gonna bury the packers because those zombies now they're back playing great football and their defense is flying around. The offensive line is protecting. That was a big deal earlier on. And Jordan Love is just good.

2:08:37He just takes deep shot after deep shot. Because he was getting hit. He didn't have a lot of time in the first few weeks when they were playing with, I don't know, two-fifths of their offensive line. But yeah, the deep shots, the little fadeaways. 23 for 29? Yeah, just when they're connecting with golden when he's catching the ball the offense looks like it's unstoppable and christian was insane christian watson did the thing that like i feel like he's taking it up a notch where the best wide receivers do this where like they're they're getting deep shots but then they're so good with not getting their hands up till the very end. He had that one. There was that one play where I think he was down at the one.

2:09:16It was the one that Vrabel challenged, which might not have been a catch. He kept his hands down till the very last second that the Patriots defensive back got almost juked out and jumped too early. And then he put his hands up. I'm scared. they're a really good team do any receivers ever do uh early hands that'd be good like they put the receiver they put the hands up fake really fast and then they draw the interference and then they put the hands up later when the ball's actually there yeah that's what i would do but yeah the pass was a weird challenge too wasn't it was to get like two yards yeah? Yeah. No, they were saying the contact happened at like the seven, which. So four yards? Or the one.

2:09:57No, it was the two. So five yards. That's a lot. Still a weird challenge. And the red zone. Okay. End of the half. Yeah. Was it successful? It wasn't, but like it wasn't like a, it wasn't a, I don't know. At that point, use it use it or lose it type of challenge well no not the first half yeah it's not a user to lose it you think of the time out you don't yeah you lose the time the time out is user losing the challenges you save it and crave it got it um what do you think about Tom Brady? He seemed to really enjoy this game. That's what I like. Last year, Tom Brady didn't necessarily have the most enthusiasm, I thought. Today, you could hear it in his voice. He loved calling this football game.

2:10:45I think he was asking you. No, he was asking you, Hank. I think Tom Brady's gotten a lot better as an announcer. Also, it was pretty crazy, that story about Evan Williams' mom being his babysitter. Yeah. That was nuts. There's not many fun facts that can, like, wow you, but the fact that he was in the, like, pregame meeting with Evan Williams and Evan Williams was like, hey, just so you know, my mom babysat you. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. It's pretty good, yeah. He had no idea. He's like, what? Yeah, Hank, what are your thoughts? Do think tom brady really loved calling this game i think tom brady probably like i they were fox i don't know who's if that was like maybe brady or whoever were they like we got to really hype up the fact that brady's coming back to new england for this

2:11:25game like all the pre-game stuff which i appreciate brady and and enjoyed seeing him back there for like the gronk ceremony and all the retirement stuff or the hall of fame stuff yeah but all the commercials pregame were like tom brady returns to foxborough it's like he's not he wasn't playing like he he did do that as a player and it was a little more important to the game storyline but like this was you know drake may and the patriots versus the Packers currently, I do think Brady, you know, whatever he says, he's never going to say the truth. I think he probably gets a little bit of happiness out of the fact that the Patriots didn't look great today. Yeah. They looked horrible, actually.

2:12:09He did seem to enjoy at least one of the interceptions. Sounded like he loved it. What are your thoughts on the game, Hank? It was ugly from the start. Christian Gonzalez looked like he got his skills sucked out by a monster. I've never seen him. He doesn't usually have a blip in the entire game. He was just getting, it looked like they were targeting him and just dominating him on every snap, snap every coverage every everything it was gross are you worried about that the if he plays like yeah that yeah absolutely like that that was like that was uh that was uh i don't know i have no idea it was so completely opposite of how he's always played that i don't even know how to classify that i just hope

2:12:53it doesn't come out again like but it was really really bad drigman no gens that christian gonzalez allowed seven receptions for 105 yards to matthew golden and three receptions for 82 yards christian watson gonzalez is the only defender since at least 2018 to allow more than 80 receiving yards to two different players in the same game. It was shocking. They were just going bombs away every single play. I feel like he has to be hurt because he was so good and then he signed a massive contract and now he's so bad. He hasn't been so bad. Today he was so bad. He was definitely so bad today. Okay. He was scary. He was like Scary Terry out there, just terrible. And then the pass they had no, like the offensive line was bad.

2:13:42Drake made two of those interceptions were really bad. He didn't have a lot of time to throw, but it was ugly. There was a little bit of hope after the remandre stevenson touchdown but they the defense couldn't stop anything next week is a must win it's it's a 100 season season season on the line must win no place i'd rather do it than Germany. Question. Yes. Does the division still go through you? No. Well, we'll see how it goes through Germany. Yeah. So if the Bills lose, the division still goes through you? I think so. How so? I said I think so. You have four losses. They only have one. So then, no. Okay. Division does not go through you. No. So big game. When are you guys going to Germany?

2:14:38No, don't know. That's usually you tell me that. You're the plane guy. We usually figure that out on Friday. Yeah. It's true. We do. Do you have any concern that Vrabel decided, like, hey, to get ready for Germany, maybe I'll just grow a little mustache? It's got to be a November thing. I think he does it for charity. I mean, I did have the thought during the game, like, Vrabel's got to get rid of the mustache tomorrow. Maybe just get rid of, like, half the mustache before they go to Berlin? No, no. But it was like, he was like, all right, we're going to, you know. If you do, if this is your first game with a mustache and the game goes that badly, like, the thought has to cross your mind, like, let's just cancel the mustache.

2:15:15But I'm pretty sure it's like a Movember charity thing. I think you're right. I would agree with that, Hank. Otherwise, that should be gone tomorrow. If it's a debut of a mustache, if it's not charity-related, if it's just like this mustache looks sweet as hell, and then you get your ass kicked, it's like, all right, mustache as hell and then you get your ass kicked it's like alright mustache didn't work I'm trying everything so you got the Lions in Germany and then you got the Chargers no they're gonna buy oh yeah buy then Chargers then Bills then yeah then they have Bills Vikings Chiefs we gotta get to the buy We gotta get to the bye We gotta get to A.J. Brown healthy We gotta win going into the bye

2:15:58And I think we'll be alright Show up looking like that again Who knows You needed A.J. Brown out there That offense looks so much better when A.J.'s playing He does, he looks sick in the huddle Is he coming back? I feel like he's probably not coming back Until the buy but it's there's not really any clear reporting yeah so my guess would be that they're not gonna especially after a uh jalen hurts like they're not gonna just ship them on a long youway, long-distance plane ride right before the bye. Max, what did you just pull up? This game that I normally like to play, My Bad. I probably should have been doing this on my own time. Yeah, off the clock? Yeah. Please. But now that you have it pulled up, what game is it?

2:16:48He's Still Running.com. Yeah, no, we've already seen that. It's a daily game. I know. It's a daily game ago. There's I know there's a it's a daily game. So you can play this every day. Oh, they have the they've uploaded the Green Bay throws. I guess I haven't. Hank is going to a different place right now. Mentally. Parents sister mass shooter found dead in Poland. Like I'm focused on like real world events. That is fucked up. And like we should be talking about that ooh new US house members learn the ropes in DC let's talk let's talk about that you want to play I'll play if you want to play house members that's our future start today's tape let's see what stuff that matters Max what are the options that we have

2:17:26Mac Collins ran a crossing route corner was sitting underneath who do you throwing it to? So who? If you're Drake May. If you're Drake May, is this who did the ball go to? Oh, who wins this play? Matt Collins or the cornerback? Yeah. Hank, what do you think? I think I'm mentally clicking the 15-second fast forward. Matt Collins, yeah. Like probably everyone else is just fast forward. Oh, no. It wasn't Matt Collins, yeah. Like, probably everyone else is just fast-forward. Oh, no. It wasn't Matt Collins. Smash fast-forward. 15-second fast-forward. Oh, they're still doing this? 15-second fast-forward. Kyle Williams streaking down the sideline. Corner had a step on it. Okay, corner had a step. So then it's got to go to the corner, right?

2:18:07Probably to the corner. Yeah, probably to the corner. This one, yeah. He's still running. Yeah, wow. Corner got it. The audio makes you laugh. He's still running. Yeah, probably to the corner. This is all still running. Yeah, wow. Corner got it. The audio makes you laugh. He's still running. Okay, next play. All right, last one. What's this one? Eli Rairdon on a crossing route. Linebacker read the mesh. Oh, the linebacker read the mesh. No, no. This guy, Rairdon. Yeah? Yeah. Tight end? Yeah, we already got one interception. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cornerback won that one. Let's see results. We got a D? Needs more tape. We got a D for the play again. Yeah, let's just see. He's still running.

2:18:47All right. One for one. One. Okay. He's still running. Two for two. Good job, Max. You're good at this game. He's still running. Two for two. Good job, Max. You're good at this game. He's still running. Wow. High score. Let's see the results this time. A plus. Still running. Love it. A plus. Good shit, Max. Are you worried that all the yips might be back? No. I mean, three interceptions is bad. It could have been four. True. So at least it wasn't four. Yeah. Well, if you throw four, at least you hope you win the game, right? Once it's four. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, winning the game would be the most important thing. For sure. But we're talking strictly about the quarterback position. Right. But winning the game.

2:19:23You play to win the game. Yeah. The win is the game. But there's factors outside of just the quarterback position. I've been following my quarterback through ten interceptions if we keep winning games. I'm just talking hypothetical. No, I know. I'm saying hypothetical world. If you're like, oh, 10 interceptions, but you win the game. Is it because I'd rather have zero interceptions and you lose? Get rid of all the interceptions and a win. I wasn't talking about winning. I'm just saying, you said, are you worried about the D.F.? I said, no, three interceptions. It could have been four. It could have been worse. I wasn't talking about anyone specifically. I was just talking about it could have been five. It could have been worse. It could have been six. It could have been worse. It could have been worse. I wasn't talking about anyone specifically. I was just talking about it could have been five.

2:19:53It could have been worse. It could have been six. It could have been worse. He could have thrown for 200 yards instead of 299. It could have been worse. I'm just trying to give perspective and focus on the future. Do you think that if he stopped the Yips after three interceptions, maybe it was because he was afraid to throw another pick? I don't think. He was throwing dots. Kyle Williams dropped a touchdown. There was good throws out there. When you say it could have been worse, could it have been better? Like three interceptions but a win? Yeah, it could have been better. It could have been zero interceptions and a win. That would have been way better. If my quarterback throws three picks and a loss,

2:20:29I'm almost wishing that it's five picks. Seco's. Must win next week. Must win. Are you going to wake up? NFC North's tough. How early are you waking up for the Germany game? You got to pregame it. Oh. You got to mentally pregame it. No. Are you going to donate sort of like fun German game day food? Are pancakes German? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to make your own pancakes? Yeah. You make your own pancakes? Yes. No way. Drop the rest of them. No way. What are you guys saying? You're going to make your own batter? No way. What are you guys talking about? Zero percent. Zero. No chance. Pancakes are the easiest thing to make. There's just no way. How often are you making pancakes? There's no way.

2:21:15I mean, have I made them in the summer? No. We're not in the summer right now, bud. 10 to 15 times a year. No, you don't. I mean, no free ads. Kodiak, they're like protein powder pancakes. They're good. Maple syrup. Great snack. So how do you make the batter? I mean, no free ads. Kodiak, they're like protein powder pancakes. They're good. Yeah, I know. Maple syrup. Right. Great snack. So how do you make the batter? It's fucking pancakes. Yeah. Milk, egg, batter. I don't know if necessarily milk. Not every time there's milk. Do you have the skillet? Yeah. How do you know when to flip? Do you have a pancake skillet? They're fucking pancakes. It's a big lie. It's a big lie, Max. This is. There's no way. How do you know when to flip? Do you have a pancake skillet? They're fucking pancakes.

2:21:53It's a big lie. It's a big lie, Max. This is. There's no way. Hank is just, every word out of Hank's mouth is going to lie. Are you guys serious? There's no way. Have you made them before? Yeah. Sure. Make them right now. You don't make pancakes. When's the last time you made them? You don't make pancakes. Probably not since last, I don't know, winter. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. Stop saying seasons. These are all lies. Hank just keeps lying about the seasons. Why do you think I don't know, winter? Yeah, okay. Stop saying seasons. These are all lies. Hank just keeps lying about the seasons. Why do you think I don't make pancakes? You don't. Because you just don't make pancakes. You just drop pancakes way too casually.

2:22:20Because you're a liar. Pancakes, bacon. No, you don't. You don't make bacon either. But now you're going to make the pancakes as we're talking about it. You don't make anything at home. But there's no way you would have been making pancakes. What do you make at home? Pancakes, chicken, sweet potatoes. You haven't made pancakes at least since the winter. Yeah. You guys said I don't make pancakes. All right, now I want to see a picture of you making pancakes on Saturday morning. Hank, you definitely took some pictures of yourself making pancakes the last time that you made them. No, why would I do that? If you're cooking pancakes, you're definitely taking a picture. Because they're so fucking normal

2:22:58to make that it's not like, oh, I'll make a picture. They are normal to make. You don't make them. Okay. Pancakes are a special occasion. That's like Mother's Day, you're getting up early and you're making pancakes. I like pancakes. I don't know. One thing about me, if I'm not making them at home, I'll go and get them too. That is not the same thing. Totally different and I agree with you. I watched you eat pancakes on Wednesday. They're great. You ordered pancakes. No, I actually didn't order pancakes. I ordered a breakfast sandwich and they gave me the wrong order. I just walked by Hank after pick-em and he was just stuffing his face with pancakes on Wednesday morning. That was upsetting pancakes because I wanted a sandwich. You were eating the wrong order. I just walked by Hank after pick-em, and he was just stuffing his face with pancakes. That was actually... That was upsetting pancakes,

2:23:34because I wanted a sandwich. You were eating with your hands. Were they any good? Savage mode. Not really. No. Because he was thinking about sandwich the whole time. And he was thinking about his homemade pancakes. Which are so much better. Nothing's like Hank's pancakes. Yeah. You put a little cinnamon or something in there? Yeah. Tell me about the ingredients. I don't know why you lie about that. You don't make pancakes. What was that? I didn't think the Patriots recap was going to get here, but here we are. We sniffed him out. That was going to be the thing that caused the crash out? He just threw his mic. That mic just got yeeted. He just doesn't make pancakes. For some reason, Hank decided to lie about making his own pancakes.

2:24:20It's crazy. And then would not go back on it. I broke his headphones. Yeah. You just don't do it. Those headphones are cooked. Look at those. I like to put a little vanilla extract. Yeah. I mean, I've actually never made pancakes. Actually, I have for Mother's Day. We make pancakes at my house probably once every couple of weeks. Yeah. The kids, it's like chocolate chip pancakes. I like the silver dollar ones you make. Yeah. When I didn't have kids, I never made pancakes. I have a waffle maker, too. That I never use. Like Hank, when I didn't have kids, I never made pancakes. I have a waffle maker, too. That I never use. Like Hank, when I didn't have kids, I never made pancakes. Ever. I'm not making pancakes.

2:24:58I don't. No. You go out for pancakes. Exactly. Right, Hank? Or if you have visitor guests, maybe you make pancakes. How many times in the last five years did you say you've made pancakes? At least 20. No way. That's crazy. No way. COVID? COVID? That's crazy, dude. That's crazy. COVID, big cat? You're forgetting about COVID. No, five years is not COVID. We're in 2026. At least 10. No. No. Minimum 10? No, it's a lot. You made it maybe once by accident. You accidentally just like made a pancake well he didn't have his waffle and then he was like when i was when i was on the dunk journey and i was just trying to get like protein it was like all right let me just crush some pancakes you're making pancakes i don't deny that you like pancakes that's it that's

2:25:45there's a brand of pancakes yeah it's like frozen i've convinced myself that it's like it's probably not true but it's like protein powder pancakes where it's like, all right. But these are pre-made. This is like, no, no. No, they have a box that you make. But he doesn't use that. Right. I think he probably has done it like twice. I think maybe one time Hank added some of the pancake mix into like a protein smoothie that he was having and then he drank that. Do you have a box of this at your condo right now? Maybe. I can't wait for chill week. We need pancakes every morning. Every morning on chill week. Super Bowl week, we have a house, pancakes. I'm not even mad about that because thankfully pancakes are the easiest thing to make.

2:26:25I don't think you know how to make pancakes. How do you know when to flip them? What's your key? Your eyeballs. Okay. What do you look for? Blueberries? Can I get blueberries in my get blueberries my pancakes no yeah you can okay thank you i would love that you should live stream make the pancakes before the germany game no i won't but i guess i'll i guess i'll tweet a picture of my pancakes okay but like hot on the skillet because i don't if they're plated i'm just gonna assume you bought them okay you got delivery memes what are you thinking right now this was a throwaway line he was like well no wake up makes pancakes but we're working a lot of get away with it no we can't let him get away with it

2:27:06get away but yeah he had knocked the smile that with the shitating smile that went over his face. We would be back, right? He just admitted to not having any pancake powder. It's the summer. He made all of it. Your spread on Sunday is going to rip. No, it's going to be fucking pancakes and bacon. I want to see blueberry pancakes, too. Don't care. Why? Because they're my fucking pancakes in my house. If you want to come over I'll make you some blueberry pancakes. I actually might step up. Please do. Pancakes. We would be bad friends if we didn't call you out on this. Sure. Whatever. He was just trying to exist. Gaz is going to love this tomorrow. Gaz is eating this up. No, I actually think that Gaz has enough of a brain that

2:27:53he's like, yeah, hey, come on. I'll defend you on anything but to say you make pancakes is crazy. I, yeah. This one, I guess I'm lost on. I think making pancakes is such a normal and easy thing to do. Right, but you don't do it. That's why. But you also kind of admitted that you don't do it. That is exactly why it's so weird to lie about it. We got to this point. No, I said I'll make some pancakes. Maybe I probably wouldn't have made pancakes. But then you said I never make pancakes. And that's just not true. I do occasionally make pancakes. You said how many times in the last five years? I said 10. No, you said 20. Well, COVID, it's probably 50. COVID, I was sitting in my house making pancakes like every day. This is the same

2:28:41energy as the fart. They were so easy to make. But like, to say I don't make pancakes ever is just a lie. And it's rude and I won't say this is about manners now all right you guys have none of it none of them and guess what no pancakes probably I'm so excited to see this picture of the pancakes I hope they look terrible make them like actually doesn't know what a pancake is. It'd be burned as shit. What if it's just gruel? It's just batter. It's just batter, not cooked. We're like, Hank, that's not a pancake, dude. Or if he just makes waffles instead. What kind of pan do you like to use for pancakes? Because some of them, they stick, I find. If you don't use the right type of pan. I feel like waffles are easier to make with a waffle maker.

2:29:31Yeah, but what kind of skillet? Some materials that's like not meant for pancakes. Why don't you make waffles? What type of skillet? There's different types of skillets pancakes. Why don't you make waffles? What type of skillet? There's different types of skillets. I guess I'm not as... What type of skillet do you use? Cast iron. Yeah, I don't know. Cast iron. Got it. Yeah. I don't make pancakes. You just said you make them every other week. I don't. They're made in my house. Got it. I'm fully transparent. I do not make pancakes. You do griddle, too. I'll cook the eggs all day. Pancakes, no. You griddle guy memes? When I lived in Hoboken, I had a... Moneybags memes. I had a griddle thing built into my stove.

2:30:11Yeah. Not that I didn't build it into my stove, but it was already built in, which is why I know I at least made it like five or six times when I lived there. Why don't you do waffles? Waffles are so easy. I don't like waffles as much. Really? I like pancakes, maple syrup. All right. So what I'm getting from this part of the conversation, you used to make them in New York when you had the built-in griddle. It sounds to me like you probably haven't made them at all in Chicago. I have. Now that you don't have the built-in griddle. I have. Okay. They're protein. So when he't have the built-in griddle. I have. Okay. They're protein, so when he was on the dunk journey, he was making them. Oh, yeah.

2:30:41In the winter. Yeah. In the winter. Yeah. Not a summer thing. That's why he hasn't. At least in the summer. That's why he hasn't done it. But we're basically still in the summer. It's been nice. I think in Hank's mind, summer stops when golf stops. When he puts his golf clubs on. And he golfed on Friday. Yeah. Is any of that wrong? No. No. It's still basically summertime. And I think he makes his own pancakes when he orders them from the diner around the corner. He puts the butter on them. No, I don't order. I'll go if I'm going to the diner around the corner. That's a great move. I'm not an order of pancakes guy. I literally watched you do it on my channel. No, I'll show you my order. I watched you eat pancakes out of a styrofoam container that was delivered.

2:31:23I watched the person deliver them. Then you open it. Pancakes. You ate them. I ate like half of one, and I gave the rest to Reed. But that was because I don't want fucking pancakes right now. This is not a pancake setting. I have visual proof of you ordering pancakes in the last five days. We can pull the tapes. Receiving pancakes, yes. I will show you my order right now. How many people listening to this on Monday morning right now have just gone straight to the apps and been like, I need pancakes. You got to get some pancakes. I want people sending us pictures of the pancakes. I'm going to get some pancakes. I want to receive some pancakes. Yeah. Bad. Bad. Need some pancakes. Maybe some grid. Bad. Need some pancakes.

2:31:57Maybe some griddle cakes? Some Johnny cakes? Yeah. Get dunking? All right. That was funny. I love that. That was good. Roback question. RHOBACK.com. Promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com. Promo code TAKE. My Roback question. Zach, would you like to talk about Sunday Night Football? I would love to talk about Sunday Night Football. That was a weird game. That was almost like you guys got hit with the upside down after that personal foul. So, yeah, I said all week that I thought the Bears were in a weird spot schedule-wise because the Bucs, I've been saying the Bucs are not as bad as their record. I think they're the best team in the NFC South. Their defense is really good. weird spot schedule wise because the bucks i've been saying the bucks are not as bad as like their

2:32:37record they're i think they're the best team in the nfc south their defense is really good their offensive line is really good uh and the bears are coming off an emotional monday night football win with a buy on the deck then the first two drives happened and i was like oh i guess we're just so good that the spot doesn't matter then going in driving i think it was 14 to 3 and xavian thomas gets a terrible uh personal foul penalty after the whistle and from that moment on it was like all hell broke loose turnovers killed like it the first pick was bad i i mean i don't even i don't know what i was looking at but it seemed like it was bad the second the the second and third ones he just didn't throw the ball away far enough like it

2:33:20was simply a throw away that he just wasn't getting enough air on and then the fourth was an incredible play by the defensive back to break it up where it bounces perfectly to Alex Anzalone and then Luther Burton gets knocked out and andumbles. It was crazy. Everything that could have gone wrong felt like it went wrong. My biggest takeaway is that as bad as the Bears' offense looked after the first 20 minutes, the defense was awesome, and it's crazy that the Bears were able to win. Everything I said about the Dolphins-Lions game, the Lions winning with a bad, kind of a clunky performance offensively, that's kind of what the Bears did, where it's like we won the game. I don't know how we won the game.

2:34:00We had five turnovers, but our defense is good enough to win games now. There was five turnovers, but through the first four all-interceptions, we scored three points. Yeah, because the defense just kept on stepping up. Yeah, and then Jalen Johnson, he's been much maligned, and I'm happy for him because that was an incredible read, pick six. But yeah, I walk away from that game being like, the offense got a little humbled, but the fact that the defense, if we didn't have Jeff Simmons, I don't think that we win that game in any stretch of the imagination with how the offense played. He seems to be in the mix on every drive. Every drive. He's making tackles like 20 yards down the field devin bush was incredible

2:34:43tonight and i think a lot of that is because he could just fire off with with jeff simmons in front of him he's made everyone better and the defense played great the defense saved the day because that was a uh a sloppy sloppy ben and caleb game which they haven't had in a while i thought our defense also played yeah your defense was awesome did um did the defense change at the end of the game no they that was just a blown they the cornerback just was supposed to pass off i think it was maybe roan or khalif raymond uh to the safety and he just didn't and and stay with colson safety, and he just didn't. And stay with Colson Loveland, and he just didn't. Well, no, because I feel like they were going zone for most of the game,

2:35:23and then they switch at the very end. That's what I'm saying. I don't know why Todd Bowles would do that when the defense is creating all those turnovers. Maybe it was Jacob Parrish just didn't pick him up, and then he just had the whole field in front of him. Yep. I mean, tip of the hat to Todd Bowles. Losing a game where you force five turnovers is pretty hard to do. Yeah. And even at the run game, I was worried some of the run defense we went up against like the Panthers run defense isn't great when we had that fantastic performance. I was like, it was going to be a little tougher to run the ball today and I felt like we still ran the ball great. Yeah, Bucky's awesome. That one play where he dipped under

2:35:56jeff big jeff was insane he was he he's a really really good running back he had like four missed tackles just on that play alone but yeah i i walk away being like i can't believe we won that game that was a stinky effort uh and i think i almost wish there wasn't a buy because i wish they could get back out there and play. But this is the sign of a good team that you can win games multiple different ways. Where before Jeff Simmons, I think that would have been a loss. And I think it would have been like, wow, what's going on with this offense? And now we're in a place where it's like, oh, the defense can win. The first time the Bears won a Sunday night football game since 2018 against the Rams.

2:36:36The night that Vic Fangio absolutely bodied Sean McVay. Oh yeah, that was a great game. Yeah, so it had been a long time since we won on Sunday Night Football. A lot of bad Sunday Night Football games. This one was just weird. I don't know if you guys had the same feeling. Zach and I were in the game. There was no real rhythm to it because every time you felt like a rhythm was getting established there was just another boneheaded mistake by somebody yeah turnover or something yeah penalty uh game was drunk the game was drunk game was even like cleve raymond that that bobble on the punt was like oh shit block punt yeah the i mean what about the i don't know what the i i'll be interested to see what ben johnson says that could have been

2:37:17the worst fake pun of all time thank god there was a false start because that was the craziest call like i don't know if that was something they saw or check or something that was one of the worst fake puns like we were on our own 15 yeah and just got stood up and there's thank god there was a false start i don't know where there was false starts or like uh holding penalties we had a lot of flags that kind of felt like it bailed you guys out a couple times yeah big time big time yeah weird clunky game i don't know caleb yeah just the throwaways were just he did look like he lost a little bit of like what he was seeing he he looked like he didn't see it after the first two drives. Because the first two drives, he was just on fire.

2:38:00Yeah, you guys were nonchalantly just going down the field. It was going to be a long night, and then that personal foul flipped everything on its head. At some point, Baker's going to have to start making some throws, right? He definitely held on to it a little too long several times in the game. Also, your wide receiver, I mean, Ted Johnson, I don't know, I think they were kind of, there was one that was definitely tipped. But there was a couple where it was like, dude, it was in your hands. Like, third down place. The one where it's tipped, okay, that's fine. And it was like the fraction of a finger anyway, it's not important. But the other two drops are like bread basket, in your hands, you gotta just make that play.

2:38:36And also, like, I don't think we were able to stop you guys on third down until third quarter. I think you're like eight in a row on us. Yeah. No good. But yeah, tough loss. But I mean, the issue with today is that we played well. I felt like we played well for most of the game. But yeah, and it's really credit to your defense. Like, I think the Bucks defense is really, really good. So I do think that that had a lot to do with it. I don't think the Bears will play that bad offensively. Like, I don't know if they'll play that bad offensively for the rest of the season. Knock on wood. But like, that was just a bad offensive game. But it was a lot of credit to the Bucs. They have a really good defense.

2:39:09And that's why I think the Bucs are winning the NFC South. I know that they're now technically in third place. Everyone in the NFC South has... The Saints are in second place. Think about that. Yeah. Saints are in second place in the NFC South because I think they're three and five, as are the Panthers. And then we're three and six. But I think you guys are the best team in the NFC South. I really do. We're undefeated in the division. I do want to say that deep ball that he had to Tez was nice. So he did make one or two nice throws tonight, but Baker, he has to be able to win you some games. The throw to Tez was a bomb. Yeah, I haven't seen him really get back to old Baker form where he's the reason why they're winning games in a long time.

2:39:48You see, the way he sometimes holds on to the ball a little bit too late is also like on that two-point conversion, he turns something into nothing and just figures it out. Yeah. Which was great. It it's really i don't know it's a you got to take the bad with or the good with the bad when it comes to him sitting a little bit too late in the pocket yeah i just wish he would do it not so much it's also i mean the one good feeling i have outside of the defense being able to like win a game like that is like i'm not the caleb has been so good with the ball and not giving like this a game like that is like i'm not the caleb has been so good with the ball and not giving like this was just a weird anomalous game where it's like what the

2:40:21fuck just happened you know like it was the throwaway thing was just that for that second one was he was really trying to throw it out of bounds he just didn't get enough air was that the one where he was getting hit the the third one i think was the one he was getting hit the second one was the one on the sideline where they – I think he was just trying to get it out of bounds, and it just didn't get – like, he just misjudged how far it was. Who picked that? He just didn't put enough oomph on it. Was that McCollum? I believe so. Yeah, he made a great play. Third interception, it was just a crazy bounce. Yeah. That ball usually just goes straight to the dirt, and it just happened to, like, go straight up.

2:40:55Yeah. So you're like, I'm not even worried at all. I don't even know if you get – that was just a fluke play. That ball usually just goes straight to the dirt and it just happened to like float straight up. So you're like, I'm not even worried at all. I don't even know if you get – that was just a fluke play. Yeah, it was just a weird, weird game, but won a weird game. And I went into it thinking this spot is going to be weird. And again, they lulled me into security after the first two drives where I was like, oh, this is going to be easy. So you guys should absolutely fuck up the saints yeah a couple weeks that's a sunday afternoon thanksgiving thanksgiving's gonna be this is what i've been saying the wu-tang the bears uh have to find a

2:41:29way to start winning in the division that's the next we're owing to in the division the rest of the division just does not lose no team scares me but i also completely respect all the the vikings the packers and the lions where it's like that's where it could go these games are going to be coin flip games and it's like if you lose a couple of them we could be in a lot of trouble but i i do have the utmost confidence i have a question yeah uh monday night football do you want the want the Vikings to win or lose? I want the Vikings to lose. Okay. Why? Well, then they'll be hungry. Well, we don't play them. I know, but then they'll be hungry and they'll win the next game. Well, they play the Packers, so that's a –

2:42:10I mean, you need someone to lose that game. Okay. Yeah. No, I don't – what? It's interesting. Why? BFT brought up a pretty good point. No, he didn't because he didn't realize they were playing the Packers next week. Yeah, so wouldn't it not? So wouldn't you want the Packers to lose? No. When the Packers and Vikings play, it's like whoever loses then just lose the rest of the games to get one of them out. Like someone's got to lose the game. But you'd rather rather the packers lose right sure but i like whoever loses is gonna be it's gonna be good that there's another team that caught a loss in the nfc north we have to win our nfc north games that's all it's gonna come down to but what i why wouldn't I want the Vikings to lose?

2:42:57They're in first place in the NFC North. And they play the Packers next week. One of them is going to lose that game. I feel like you think you got me, Max, but they're playing in the division next week. I'm not saying anything. You did say something. Meme just keeps nodding. That's a podcast. It's called part of my take. Max didn't bring that up. Do you think? He kind of clicked the mic being like, got him. I didn't say shit. You did. PFT fucking said it. I was wondering how he felt about the Vikings-Packers game. Max just said it was interesting. I want the Vikings to lose every time they play. Very interesting. You want the Packers to lose every time. I want the Vikings to lose every time they play anyone out.

2:43:46Like, if they're playing a game against anyone, like, yes, obviously when we get later in the season, NFC North, you could pick and choose. But if the Vikings are playing a team from the AFC, I want the AFC team to win. That'd be crazy not to want them to win. Do you agree with me? I would agree, except the whole thing about then you want them to beat the Packers the next week. But if the Vikings lose to the Bills and then the Packers beat the Vikings, then the Vikings are in a free fall, and that's also good for the Bears. The Vikings are in first right now yeah so like the vikings taking three consecutive losses would be very good for the bears and then deal with the packers later i feel like the vikings

2:44:26also might be going down that road we'll see what happens against against the bills but yeah i mean we'll see yeah but i i am yes i when they, when teams from the NFC North are playing anyone outside the division, I want them to lose no matter who they play the next week because everyone in the NFC North just keeps winning and it's making it very difficult. It's a fucking tough division. And at the end of the day, like I said, it's just the Bears have to win their NFC North games. Who do you guys think is going to win tomorrow night? Bills. Bills. Bills. Yeah, probably. I still think that Vikings defense is scary. I respect the Vikings defense. Carson Wentz. Yeah, Wentz. Yeah, Vikings. Wentz is soda.

2:45:14It could be better. He could just spam Justin Jefferson. The Bills defense is not very good. Yeah, I like Wentz Wentz the soda Wentz the soda It could be better He could just spam Justin Jefferson The Bills defense Is not very good Yeah I like Wentz Remember when we recorded Early on that one Thursday Choose your own adventure Yes Texans Bills Yeah It's probably gonna be That's Yeah The blitz Yep Of just like Yeah Cause remember Josh Was just getting sacked And running for his life The entire time And it was Davis Mills Just slinging it Yeah Yeah Wentz That's true Yeah that would suck If the Vikings win just getting sacked and running for his life the entire time. And it was Davis Mills just slinging it. Yeah.

2:45:38Yeah, went Spikaloff. That's true. Yeah, that would suck. If the Vikings win tomorrow, that would be another week where everyone in the NFC North won, and it's just insane. What's it at right now? They have, I think there's, so the Vikings are 6-1. What are the Lions? 6-2, and then Vikings are 6-1. What are the Lions? 6-2, and then Packers 6-3. Yeah. Yeah, so if the Vikings lose tomorrow, we'd be in first in the NFC North. So yeah, I'd like them to lose. Definitely. All right. We should find the best block of each week and then have Hank mail that person a pancake that he made. Oh, I like that. It's a lot. Yeah. A lot. What do you think, Hank? It's a good idea. Thanks. Who do you think in the NFC North is not going to make the playoffs?

2:46:28Do you think it's the Vikings? I mean, yeah. Yeah, I do. I also respect their defense, but it's gotten to the point where the offense is just now beyond broken, and I don't necessarily know that Carson Wentz is the fix. Yeah. Maybe they get Jonathan Taylor. I don't know. It's just so crazy because every single NFC North game is going to be just going to flip everything depending on the result like if the bears lose on thanksgiving they're gonna be in a lot of trouble the crazy thing i feel like the packers are playing the best football in that division yeah probably it's i mean the bears yeah it's all like considering the bears game tonight you go back one week with the bears and they had the most impressive win of the season but um yeah i mean the lions are playing

2:47:14good too i don't know the lions are really good, too. I don't know. The Lions are really good. Those three teams, I can't figure out who's the best between the three of them. And then the Vikings should be the best if they just had, like, a medium offense. But they don't. And so I feel like they're the ones that get left out. Yeah. Good division. Tough division, man. Tough division. They do have that stadium that kills birds, though. They fixed their windows. They did? Yeah. Nice. They put shit on them? I don't know. Dots. Dots. The dots. Jared Allen just sitting out there with a shotgun, taking them out before they hit the window. The dots. All right, let's do Who's Back of the Week. It is brought to you by our friends at Twisted Tea.

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2:48:32My Who's Back of the Week are 19-year-olds. Oh, okay. Okay. Blades Brown. what are we talking about here the most so we're careful i'm talking about blades brown okay who's blades brown blades brown is a golfer he is the now youngest winner on the pga tour uh or fourth youngest ever youngest since world war ii beating jordan spe. Like, he was, you know. What are they playing in? It was the Worldwide Technology Championship. Say it again. Is that a company? Say it again. The Worldwide Technology Championship. And where is this being played? Technology Worldwide. It was being played worldwide. And it's PGA Tour? PGA Tour Fall. So who's playing in the Fall PGA Tour? Blades Brown was beating Ben James in the playoff.

2:49:21It was electric. I just don't understand how the golf season doesn't end. There wasn't a lot going on. It's crazy. It's still pancake season. No, not pancake season. No, yeah. There was not a lot going on in the late side of games. It was very boring. This was exciting You turned on the golf Before we knew that the games were going to be boring Well we have nine TVs in the gambling cave There was four games on There was also fucking women's tennis Hockey And like badminton on I didn't put those on You put a little stank on saying the word women's there. Like, that was terrible thing to have on. No, I was just setting the scene. Women's tennis. Setting the scene of, like, I didn't choose those games to get put on.

2:50:06People just put on other sports on the TVs. Whoa. So, yeah, golf was on. I was watching it. It was exciting. Shout out to Blades Brown. Okay, shout out Blades Brown. I mean, he did shoot at, what, 63 today? Didn't he shoot like a 60 back in the spring at some real event? Because I remember I texted you like, who's this Blades Brown guy? Should we be aware of him? Let's not disrespect the worldwide tech, all right? Yeah, he's very good. Is that a company? Worldwide tech? That's a great name for a company. Worldwide tech championship. Worldwide technology. Do you have any name for a company. Worldwide Tech Championship. Worldwide Technology. Do you have any relation to the Worldwide Tech, Max?

2:50:40I just think it's a very funny name. Oh, okay. I thought you were going to be like, Double D works for Worldwide Tech or something. No, Double D does not work for Worldwide Tech. We were locked in on the Worldwide Tech in the cave. Yes, but Hank said it was because of blowouts, but he was locked in before the blowouts. Not as locked in. No, you were, because you had a big bet on it. In that clip that I just played, you were talking about how he was in a different fairway. Well, I had Danny McCarthy 37-1 to win, and he was fucking leading, and then he choked. But Blades Brown got it done. It was funny, because there was a moment where I was like, what the fuck is going on in this game? Because the left side.

2:51:20We almost put it on the main TV. It was sound. Really? Oh, yeah. I mean, that slate was atrocious. It was bad. There was women's tennis and the Golden Knights, and Blutman was like, I don't know who put this on. It's like, really? Women's tennis and Golden Knights, your one and two favorite things in the world. But yeah, we had a lot of different games going on. Worldwide technology is the 19th biggest company in the United States. Whoa. It's like Megacorp. It's just like a name that's so boring. It almost flies under the radar. What do they do? Everything. Worldwide. Technology. That'd be funny if Everything. Worldwide. Technology. That'd be funny if they just sold cars or something. Large privately held American technology service provider based in Maryland Heights, Missouri.

2:52:07Even where their base is crazy. Yeah, there's something going on. Maryland Heights, Missouri? They give you the hezy hay on that one. They're sponsoring a Mexican golf tournament? Worldwide technology. This feels... That's just a... That looks like an abandoned warehouse. That also looks like Chicago. I think that's where they have office here. Oh. We might have to go check it out. Worldwide technology. They'll probably send Blades Brown there on the victory tour to the media tour for it. Hey, where do you work? Worldwide technology. That's not something I'd be like, what? You work for the internet? Yeah. So they have a chip. But if they're the 19th biggest company, how are they in the fake fall golf league?

2:52:57That's the thing. That's what I'm wondering is why do they sponsor the Mexican tournament? Hank, FedEx Cup points are not fake. Who's playing in this golf tournament? Max is not playing in this week's tournament, but he has been playing in the fall circuit. But we say when he wins, those ones are like, how that's funny, because that's not a real tournament. We've made that joke before. FedEx points are very fake. It's real to Blades. It's real to the record books. How many FedEx points do you get? 500. How many do you get for winning a major? 500-ish. No. 500 plus. You're saying the worldwide tech open is the same as the Masters. 500 plus. No, you get definitely more than 500, but at least 500.

2:53:36Did you know that Blades Brown's mom was in the WNBA? She was the first player to score a three-pointer in the WNBA. Really? Blades Brown's mom. 750 FedExCup points for the Masters. No. Yeah, ask. 750 for the Masters. What about the players? The Players Championships, 750. Standard full-field PGA Tour events, 500 points. So that is the same as any standard full-field PGA Tour event. Let's say the BMW. 500, unless it's a playoff. But this isn't a full field, is it? It was a full field. But how come nobody played it? Because the guys at the top aren't as worried. They're in good standing. They don't need to grind out to get as many FedEx Cup points as possible because they're in the top 25. What I was going to ask was...

2:54:32But if you're in 60 to 120, every FedExCup point matters. She made the first three-pointer in WNBA history. Yeah, and not the last. I assume that was the inaugural season, right? I think it would be a safe assumption. Okay. Good for her. Yeah. Rhonda Blades. Great name. I think I've looked her. What's his dad's name? Has he got a cool name? Let's see. His father is Park Brown. Wait. His name is Blades Brown. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. That's so sick. His dad is Park Brown. His mom is Ronda Blades. So he became- She played for the Cleveland Rockers? She played for the New York Liberty and the Detroit Shock. Shock. Okay. Shock up. Shock down. Yeah. Next week, we got the Austin Championship. So Jordan Spieth's obviously playing in that.

2:55:23That's formerly the good, good championship. Oh, no. RIP. What happened? All right, that one's real if Max is in it. Neil Shipley's playing. Nick Taylor's playing. Okay, that's a full field i just didn't even know that this existed that there's a fall so you choose to live life blinded big cat and that's that's a you problem there's no there's only so many sports that you can pay attention to at once we got college basketball is back and we're talking golf when is when is the season over? Is there no time? There's not many left. Christmas break? The good good might be the last one. All right, so then we're done for... Maybe one more after that. We're done until the Hawaii tournament in January?

2:56:09Yeah, that's canceled, though. Oh, what the fuck? Well, it's still the Genesis, but they're not going back to that course in Hawaii. Max, show me when... Oh, no, it's going to... Yeah, I don't going back to that course in Hawaii. Max, show me when. Oh, no. It's going to. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. December. Every week. The RSM Classic, the Hero World Challenge. Oh, wait. No, this one's. Wait, what? What the hell are these? PGA Tour presented by Korn Ferry. That's Q School. What the hell does that mean? That's not a PGA. That's not a full field event. Okay, so we're. That's for. That's for.. What the hell does that mean? That's not a PGA. That's not a full field event. That's for...

2:56:39What about the RSM Classic? That looks legit. November 19th through 22nd. That's legit. What about the Hero World Challenge? I don't know if that one's legit. Hideki won. Hideki won last year. I had no idea they kept on playing golf after August. And then they go right back at it in January. That's the start. That's the century. Maybe it's just because there's football on. And like Scotty and like the Rory and stuff aren't playing in these ones. Yeah. So they'll play in the century. Yeah. Got it. All right. So January. No, there's still four more tournaments before the end of the year. Yeah, then January. So there's actually only a three-week break. There's only a three-week break. Don't fucking golf at the Q School.

2:57:28How much of this golf did you watch? Whatever we're watching the game with K today. But like Thursday, Friday, Saturday? Zero. Okay. Oh, wow. A lawsuit alleges worldwide technology was given unfair advantages over its competitors, violating state law. They're accused of steering $53 million in IT contracts to worldwide technology, bypassing competitive bidding laws. Why will the PGA Tour denounce good good, but not worldwide technology? Makes you think. Yeah. Does make you think. Should go both ways. All right. PFT? My Who's Back of the Week is Heartbreak. Oh. Heartbreak is back. True love can never last. On a recent episode of Ozzy Fudd's podcast, Fudd Around and Find Out. Oh, no. She had her

2:58:17ex-girlfriend Paige Buechers on. What? Ex? They broke up. Big Cat. Turns out they broke up. And they said we are no longer together. They were laughing the entire time. They were also kind of like taking shots at each other. Also kind of flirting sometimes. It was a very strange podcast appearance from what I saw. Did you watch it? I saw clips. Paige said that they had been broken up kind of flirting sometimes it was a very strange podcast appearance from what i saw uh and then page said i saw clips page said that they'd been broken up for over a year like before she got drafted yeah which is really confusing to me because when she got drafted page gave like a statement at the press conference saying that their relationship is like between them and

2:58:56it was almost like antagonistic with the media right like why are you asking us about our relationship i remember that yeah it's very confusing to me the whole the whole situation is extremely confusing very weird i don't know why they could have just been like yeah we broke up the wmb is just hilarious yeah it is these types of controversies and storylines. And the fact that they did it on a podcast after. And the podcast is called Fight Around and Find Out. Yeah. It's all very funny to me. But it's also like I don't understand why they said they were dating when now they say that they weren't dating. None of it makes any sense at all to me, but that's why I love it. Yeah. All right. My Who's Back of the Week is Wesley Bryan.

2:59:35We talked about him earlier, but he called us idiots. I'm going to read his tweet exactly word for word because I don't want him to accuse us of audience. I'd rather watch Bob does sports than the PGA Tour. I'd rather play all shot with Bob than a pro golfer. I literally chose YouTube golf for that reason. Sounds like he's got a little crush on Bob. But we're idiots. Yeah, I think what he's saying is he was just asking the question so that he would get engagement with his tweet. Right. That's pretty much what he said. He was just asking the question after on the internet invitational his brother and santino got an argument about whether they should have comedians or more like really good golfers

3:00:28but that's but that has nothing to do with the question we are idiots we are idiots that's guilty yeah also he did say his opinion on the matter like 10 hours after everyone replied being like this is a really bad idea yeah he did say that for the record he he liked us and he wanted like he said like pft and calyx were yeah like i would rather watch them something like that that's cool i appreciate that um that was long after. It was long after the question. Long after the question was posed. Public sentiment had been made clear. Correct. At that point, yeah. I don't think this Wesley Bryan guy likes us, Hank. I don't think so either. Yeah. Wait, was he? I don't. I'm starting to get the feeling he doesn't like us.

3:01:12Was he the one that said something about Frankie? Yes. In the YouTube comments section? But that also was just a joke. That was the Bryan Bros YouTube. Oh, I like that. It could have been. He's probably just tro like us. Was he the one that said something about Frankie? Yes. In the YouTube comment section? That was the Brian Rose YouTube. Oh, I like that. He's probably just trolling us actually. He's doing circles around our heads because we are idiots. It could have been either one of them. That's actually a genius idea. I think the McCourty's used to have that, right? Yeah. You didn't know which one was the one that was actually doing the tweets? I think I like the George Bryan guy. He seemed cool.

3:01:38This guy's just trolling us. I don't like to be trolled this bad. I made a joke to one of them. I forget. We were getting warmed up on the putting green, and somebody next to me made a little joke about Blocky. I was like, whoa, hey, I'm going to need you to apologize to Blocky for that. We're going to need to cut that out of the final edit. And then, yeah, the Bryan brothers gave me this look, and I thought it was just like something that we could joke about. No, I don't think so. The look I got back was like, dude, we don't go there. Don't do that. Don't go there. That's too far. And I was like, oh, all right. So I guess it was a serious matter. I don't know. Talk about full circle. What?

3:02:17Dylan, our blocky son, Pootie Cuts, is going to be at Q School finals. Okay. What was the sentence you just said? Exactly. I feel like the first time there was a tweet about Clavicular getting bogged by it. So that's what my brain just did. There's a new blocky coming to the scene. New on the blocky pootie cuts that's that's that's his self-appointed nickname dylan block pootie cuts the newest block party michael's son dylan otherwise known as pootie cut what is pootie 10 under at second round of q school oh wait this was last year this is this week this is like to get into he, you have to go through stages of Q School to get to the final. Who is it? Are these not professional golfers in Q School?

3:03:05No, they want to be. That's how you get to become a professional. Oh, so Q School's legit. Yeah. Pootie cuts. So we're going to be watching Q School. Yeah. No, probably not. By the way, when Max was scrolling through. Yes, if it's on. Yeah. We've talked way too much golf. When Max was scrolling on the screen, though. Like, Liv is done. Why are we spending six minutes on golf? It actually might not be. It might not be? Oh, God. No, Max actually tagged me on an Instagram comment earlier. Saying it might not be done? Yeah. To put a bow on the wesley brian thing we'll stand down because i did see when max was looking at his twitter someone said it's a pleasure watching wes troll circles around a bunch of morons and they have absolutely no clue master

3:03:47level stuff oh fuck oh he said glad someone appreciates it goes right over most people's heads ah this is a classic troll so hey we got owned we're the idiots we got owned one thing the brian brothers if they're defeated in a troll they're good at golf they're great at satire right so sword down putting my sword down we've been bested you sir you sir win the internet for today sir this is so funny this shit is so good uh tune in the internet invitation that's your captain pf episode well was was yeah yeah did you have any did you have any interactions with them i did yeah no no they were fine as like as i talked to both of them last year they were yeah totally normal yeah i i enjoyed hanging

3:04:34out with them i enjoyed playing golf with them. I had no ill will whatsoever. I figured we can just chop it up. This is what the internet's about. But yeah, I didn't play well, so I can't imagine that they have any great affinity for me as a teammate. I tried my best. But yeah, we addressed this kind of like on Friday, which is like I need Hank to be in there so I can beat somebody. I'm really good, though, at being the sacrificial lamb. When they send me out to get my ass kicked, I'm good for, like, six holes, where it's like, oh, shit, PFT is making some noise before it all falls apart. Dave and Big Cat sent you out for the last one, though. What do you mean? For the 1v1. Oh, yeah. That wasn't Wesley Bryan. No, the 1v1. Oh, yeah. That wasn't Wesley Bryan.

3:05:16No, the 1v1. No. 1v1, I just got my ass kicked. Well, that was also Gruden and PFT are good content. I like, yeah. And I like Gruden. It was fun playing with him. They didn't show... I'm pissed they cut out, like, the one good shot that I hit at the tournament on that long par, that par three. Sent a dot on the second hole, and then things just fell apart, and then it snowballed, and then it just... just got ugly. It gets lonely out there when you're hitting three shots out of bounds. Yeah. Tell you what. Ryan Brothers wouldn't know. No. Better trollers or golfers? Trollers. I think so. Trollers, yeah. I think so. All right, Zach, finish us off. Who's back of the week this week? It's going to be International Affairs.

3:05:55Okay. You guys are familiar with NVIDIA, the tech company? Yep. Yeah. They make GPUs, CPUs. Their CEO, Jensen Hong. They're the most successful company in the world, I think. That is true. Yeah. Back in NVIDIA. Yeah. Their CEO may have cheated on his wife, but he may have also done it with a Chinese spy. All right. So NVIDIA has a partnership with a company, a cloud service company in Singapore. Okay. And then he had to send an email pretty much being like, hey, look, guys, I fucked up. I cheated on my wife, and she may be an intelligence officer. And here's this email. It's about two pages. We all make mistakes yeah sending a uh the computer chip company was like overlooking things working with his uh mistress's

3:06:47company which turned out to be well the the allegations are that chinese spy that the chinese spy works for a company that would greatly benefit from NVIDIA being able to sell their chips to China. For a long time, it was against the law to sell our best chips to China. And then the guy from NVIDIA had been lobbying the US government to change that law, saying, hey, we can trust the Chinese. It would be good for international business. If we were doing commerce with them. Our company would grow. We'd make a lot of money. It'd be happy for everybody. And it would also lessen tensions between the two countries if we're both doing business with each other. There's mutual interest there. It turns out that he may have been doing that

3:07:33at the behest of his mistress, who may or may not have been a Chinese spy. Damn. So, again, we all make mistakes. Who you fall in love with, you can't really decide. The heart wants what it wants. Right. Sometimes it's a girl next door. Sometimes it's a high school sweetheart. Sometimes it's a Chinese spy. These things happen. It's like Romeo and Juliet. Right. Star-crosscrossed lovers the capulets and the montagues is it cheating if you get swindled by an international spy who's to say like is that just like you got got she's a spy i would say that if you're listen i don't respect people who cheat on their spouses but like the if you're to cheat on your spouse, try not to do it with a Chinese spy,

3:08:19because then it's going to get really ugly. Right? Doesn't that? No? Memes? You disagree? It depends. Everything depends. I think if you... What do you mean everything depends? Like, there's... How attractive was it? Yeah, yeah. Let's ask the real question. But, like, a one-night stand on, like, a company retreat versus Chinese spy feels like there's levels to it. I also think that if you're him, you could make the case, like, she used her spy mind tricks on me. Yeah, true. Yeah. Right? Like, it's a pretty easy me. Yeah, true. Yeah. Right? That's true. It's a pretty easy out. It's not my fault. If you ever encountered a Chinese spy, you tell your wife, like, hey, if you found a hot male Chinese spy, he'd probably get you, too.

3:09:08Well, it's like, yeah, maybe she used her mind control tactics on me. She slipped me some sort of weird Chinese drug. Yeah. No, this is actually a good easy spin zone be like hey listen i i am faithful to you it takes an entire government plot for me to be unfaithful to you china has to put together all of their counterintelligence for me to even consider cheating on you yes did i cheat yeah yeah i did but it took the world's what second biggest superpower to bring me to a place where i wanted to get my dick sucked by a chinese spy a developing nation could never take down this marriage exactly yeah like if you get if you get if you cheat on your wife with a spy from, let's say, Venezuela, I think you'd probably be in trouble.

3:10:03I could see that. Now, hey, look, they don't have the counterintelligence. The opposite side of that coin is if it's with another superpower and it becomes international news. That probably makes it a little bit worse. Yeah, it's really taking the, the like i don't care what you do as long as you it doesn't like embarrass me to the next level if it doesn't get really embarrassed if it doesn't lead off like squawk box on cnbc would they have to go to supreme divorce court that you know what zach i don't i don't hate that idea the supreme court doing certain divorce hearings yeah if you're if you're like at a certain enough like income level or like power level yeah they're gonna have to get involved yeah i'd agree i would love to see that clarence

3:10:48thomas asking questions good who's back another quick one that's cool just to say chicago for trying to move the bean yeah Yeah, that was cool. Pretty awesome. What happened to that? Come on. Did they move the bean? I feel like whatever. Was it? Did you think someone was trapped in the bean? No, big cat. I did not think someone was trapped in the bean. I was just trying to make a joke in the gambling cave. All right, good. You wouldn't give it up. No, no, no. I'm not. I gave it up. But you brought it back up. No, because I had to ask because they tried to move the bean. We talked about this like five hours ago. We didn't really have a resolution. Hank satired you. Yeah. Clearly, I'm a mark for satire.

3:11:33I thought it was funny that people were making up a conspiracy theory that someone was trapped in the bean. That was fun to me. Give the man inside resources. If we moved the bean seven inches to the left, we might be able to access that door and give the man inside the bean resources. That's funny. That is funny. But God forbid. Did people actually go to the bean? Yeah, there was a ton of people who showed up. And did they try to shove it? I think so. Can you move the bean? I don't think so. No, they were unsuccessful. A lot of people showed up to push the bean? Yeah, there was a ton of people who showed up. And did they try to shove it? I think so. Can you move the bean? I don't think so.

3:11:58No, they were unsuccessful. A lot of people showed up to push the bean. To just flick it a little bit? Yeah. Big flick. Try to move it seven inches. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Good show, everyone. Talk some college football Wednesday. LSU might be in trouble, PFT. Yeah. Georgia's a wagon. Big trouble. Georgia might be in trouble. PFT. Yeah. Georgia's a wagon. Big trouble. Georgia's the best team. Wagon. Yeah. Wagon. Notre Dame was sick. That stadium was awesome. Did it right. Okay. Number three. 23. I'm going to say... 18. 39. 29. 73. Oh, yeah. say... 18. 39. 29. 73. 72. Everybody's teams at Barstool lost that. Everyone here lost that. Everyone. Send me. Everyone. Everyone lost at Barstool. Caleb had a couple of laugh-worthy throws today.

3:12:53Four. Laugh-worthy? Why didn't you say that before? Why did you say that? I was letting you talk. Laugh-worthy throws today. Four. Laugh-worthy? Why didn't you say that? Why did you say that? I was letting you talk. Laugh-worthy. 69. Yeah, he had a bad game. Joe Milton. Still won. Eight. Hilarious. Max kept saying it. You're so mad about that screen pass. That deserves a laugh. We won. You also, like, Joe Milton's going to be out of your life in like a week. No, don't say that. Don't wish him away. Okay. 47. 47? One more. Hank, what did you do? One number? Yeah, 18. 18. I think you're going to win. 74 ooh 47 and 74 that's kinda cool so cool that's pretty cool yeah this fucking machine 74. Oh, 47 and 74. That's kind of cool. So cool.

3:14:17That's pretty cool. Yeah. He's a fucking machine. Did you actually laugh at some of those throws? You could. There were some bad throws. Yeah, I was laughing. Yeah. Some bad throws. And we got some good birthdays today. Happy birthday to Adam Dunn. Oh. Happy birthday to Chris Jericho. Happy birthday to Kyle Rudolph. Happy birthday, Chris Jericho. Happy birthday to Kyle Rudolph. Happy birthday, Lou Ferrigno. Kyle Rudolph last night. Happy birthday to Steve Kerr's son. Yep. Nick. Nicholas. Steve Kerr's son. Nick. Zach, anybody else? Oh, yeah. Pod to pod. Bad friends pod. Reed Jewell's birthday. Happy birthday. Oh. Oh. Let's go. Happy birthday. You remembered your's go! Oh, yeah! Happy birthday!

3:14:58You remembered your birthday. How sweet is that? Birthday's a good day. What a nice guy. Is there any follow-up there? Yeah, happy birthday. I think that's the follow-up. Oh, got it. Yeah, happy birthday. Maybe she could say thanks for the birthday. Was there any follow-up? Someone's got to clip this. That is the birthday right there, Memes. Yeah. That's the follow-up. I'm saying, like, was there follow-up messaging? You're listening to it right now. Zach said happy birthday. Was there any messaging in between since then? Happy birthday to Tuesday Drew Locke. Happy birthday to Emmanuel Acho on Tuesday. Happy birthday Tuesday to Mike McCarthy, Teddy Bridgewater, Zach Ertz, John Rahm. Zach Ertz.

3:15:34Happy birthday to... Champion. Rico Bosco's dad dropped a pass from... No, he caught that pass. Rudy was also very mean to him one time. What? He's a legend. To his dad? Yeah. Okay. Rudy from Notre Dame. Happy birthday, Rico Bosco's dad. You caught that pass. Rudy's fake. Sean Astin? No, he's real. He's fake. He's a real guy. Oh, the real Rudy. The real Rudy was rude to him. Yeah, he's real. He's a real guy. He's a real guy. Oh, the real Rudy. The real Rudy was rude to him. Yeah, he made up half his life. Yeah, but he was still a real person. Yeah, he's a real person. He's mean to Terry Sr. and he just seems like a bad guy. Happy birthday to... Oh, you went government name there. Scotty Perkins and Rosilla's best friend Diplo.

3:16:16Nice. Love you guys.

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