#664 - Crooners Welcome
⏱ 64 min listen · ~3 min read
Peak solo Theo: the crooner bit and rodeo reverence are the comedy, but the live call to a newly five-years-sober listener is the real payoff.
Key takeaways
- 01Theo Von sang with Ella Langley at Stagecoach and decided he is not a singer but a crooner, the guy who comes in at the end and does the baseboards.
- 02Theo Von traces rodeo to 16th-century Mexican vaquero cattle culture, with one of the earliest cowboy contests at Deer Trail, Colorado in 1864.
- 03Theo Von's answer to a caller jealous of his girlfriend's past: holding old history against a partner was his own way of keeping one foot out.
- 04DC Blocks plans a data center beside the Nashville Zoo and an elementary school, and Nashville's Metro Council has passed a temporary moratorium.
Chapters
0:00 · The greasy al pastor bit6:34 · Stagecoach with Ella Langley; the crooner thesis10:24 · Debunking his own death hoax11:52 · Two rodeos: Franklin and Music City15:54 · Bronc riding, barrel racing, riders named like injuries19:48 · Rodeo's 16th-century vaquero origins+8 more
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#654 - Something New
⏱ 69 min listen · ~3 min read
The middle 20 minutes are Theo with no bit running — a genuinely vulnerable, half-formed attempt to describe changing your own story that lands harder than most polished recovery talk.
Key takeaways
- 01Theo Von frames the episode around wanting something new, after the Busboys opening weekend and the last Rat Tour dates in Lexington.
- 02Supercross trucks 26 million pounds of dirt into Nissan Stadium for one event and stores it around town between races.
- 03Von tells Alex, 331 days sober and driving to Los Angeles at 5 a.m., that the city holds one of the best recovery communities in the world.
- 04Theo Von's current prayer is aimed at the resistance itself, asking for help in the part of him that knows, while praying, that he is lying.
Chapters
0:00 · Thank-yous for the Busboys opening weekend2:30 · Lexington shows and the end of the Rat Tour3:52 · Bees on spring break and the itch for something new5:11 · First trip to Supercross at Nissan Stadium10:28 · 26 million pounds of dirt and the storage-rental pitch13:01 · Stepdad's birthday at Mandeville Seafood+9 more
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#646 - Hey Patty!!
⏱ 75 min listen · ~3 min read
The making-of-Busboys story is a genuinely candid account of self-funding a movie after everyone said no, and the busboy voicemails — especially the secondhand oyster — are the show at its funniest.
Key takeaways
- 01Busboys, the movie Theo Von wrote and self-funded with David Spade, opens April 17, with tickets on sale March 16 at busboysmovie.com.
- 02Directors, agencies and studios all passed on Busboys, so Theo Von and David Spade put up the roughly $3 million budget and shot it themselves.
- 03The Busboys cast includes Tim Dillon, Nate Diaz and Jay Pharoah, and the shoot lost its first day to the California fires.
- 04Theo Von and David Spade bonded over both having bussed tables in Arizona and wrote the script together starting during COVID.
Chapters
0:00 · Hey Patty: a St. Patrick's Day origin story2:33 · Looking up who St. Patrick actually was5:09 · Albuquerque: green chilies and one-story houses10:32 · Check-in: a break from dating, a stalled prayer life18:19 · Why he doesn't speak on every cause20:55 · Theo's fear about the US relationship with Israel+9 more
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#691 - Johnny Hamcheck
⏱ 146 min listen · ~2 min read
🎙 Johnny Hamcheck
A prankster millions know only by his voice tells, face to face, how car lots, poker tables, jail and relapse shaped the videos.
Key takeaways
- 01Johnny Hamcheck, a 50-year-old prankster from Columbus, Ohio, showed his face for the first time on Theo Von's show after five years of hidden-camera videos.
- 02Johnny Hamcheck's pranks rely on confusion rather than concealment: posing as a site boss chasing chains for Balboni, he holds the phone in plain view.
- 03Johnny Hamcheck says he sold up to 40 Toyotas a month in 2016, yet a poker habit and seven years of ignoring the IRS left him deep in tax debt.
- 04Hamcheck says his best videos came in 13 sober years; a 2023 relapse after surgery left him pranking while on fentanyl-laced pills.
Chapters
2:06 · Ending five years of hiding behind the camera11:48 · Columbus's Workhouse jail and a Bible study inside14:43 · Seventh-grade prank calls that ended in a subpoena21:49 · Zig Ziglar tapes and a father in a rubber mask36:06 · How the hidden camera stays unnoticed42:09 · Liberty University, a band and the first car lot+8 more
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#690 - Josh Brolin
⏱ 99 min listen · ~2 min read
🎙 Josh Brolin
Josh Brolin gives a candid account of the money, missteps and sobriety behind an acting career that took more than two decades to take off.
Key takeaways
- 01Josh Brolin says 36 of the 50 friends in his Montecito surf crew, the Cito Rats, are dead, many after heroin arrived in the 1990s.
- 02Josh Brolin spent 22 years after The Goonies studying in New York and doing theatre before No Country for Old Men changed his career.
- 03Josh Brolin says No Country for Old Men paid him about $100,000, of which he cleared roughly $30,000.
- 04Day trading from home for about five years earned Josh Brolin more money in four years than 20 years of acting had.
Chapters
1:36 · Josh Brolin and Theo Von on being sober4:03 · The Cito Rats surf crew from Montecito8:47 · A childhood with wolves, lions and a chimp named Reggie22:04 · Punk rock, Rich Kids on LSD and the heroin years37:16 · The Goonies, Thrashin' and the bad-audition years46:45 · Day trading and the No Country for Old Men paycheck+8 more
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#689 - Nick Saban
⏱ 83 min listen · ~2 min read
🎙 Nick Saban
It is the rare long interview where Nick Saban explains his own retirement, his view of paying players and the cost of his intensity, in his own words.
Key takeaways
- 01Nick Saban retired from Alabama at 72 after a hard final season, choosing between two prepared speeches ten minutes before a 4 o'clock team meeting.
- 02Nick Saban's rule for ego: ask a player whether a behaviour, like spiking the ball, helps him graduate or reach the NFL, so the lesson is about the player's goals.
- 03Alabama won 19 straight games twice under Saban and lost the 20th both times, a slide he blames on complacency rather than the opponents.
- 04Saban says 33 college coaches were fired last year because playoffs became the standard and boosters who fund players now expect a say.
Chapters
0:56 · Retirement at home and meeting Terry at science camp4:02 · The 1970 Marshall plane crash and West Virginia roots9:15 · Terry and Dr. Rosen as Saban's two sounding boards11:23 · Perfectionism and the lesson from Saban's mother15:09 · Success as momentary and the 2009 title speech18:06 · Changing schemes without changing the culture+9 more
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#692 - Sophie Cunningham
⏱ 97 min listen · ~1 min read
Transcript available; summary, chapters and takeaways are on their way.
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