687. The Odyssey: Hero of the Trojan Horse (Part 1)

0:00Tell me the tale of a man, Muse, who had so many roundabout ways To wander, driven off course after sacking Troy's hallowed cape Many the peoples whose cities he saw, and whose ways of thinking he learned. Many the toils he suffered at tea, anguish in his heart as he struggled to safeguard his life, and the homecoming of his companions. But he did not save his companions even so, though he longed to, for their heedlessness destroyed them, theirs, and nobody else's. Fools that they were, like children who devoured the sun god Hyperion's cattle. And so he took from them the day of their homecoming. Goddess, start where you will. Daughter of Zeus, share the tale with us too. So that was the opening of Homer's great epic, The Odyssey, brilliantly translated by a friend of the show, Daniel Mendelsohn. And there was only

1:17one person who was capable of reading that for us. And we're very grateful to the tremendous classical actor russell crow for reading those words and the reason that russell agreed to do that for us is because the odyssey uh is one of the great foundational moments the foundational products in all western culture and civilization it ranks alongside homer's other great poem the iliad composed in the 8th or the 7th century bc and of course the bible as an absolute building block of the culture that we now are so familiar with tom so the odyssey has given us so many other stories hasn't it you've said that it's kind of foundational work of Western culture, but it's in all kinds of ways a foundational work of Western literature. And possibly beyond that, because there are theories that perhaps the Sinbad cycle, the story of Sinbad the sailor in the Arabian Nights, that perhaps that derived from the Odyssey because I guess the central core idea is a pretty obvious one when you think about it which is about a man far from home trying to get back to his wife to

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6:25I mean, we don't know. And that is kind of part of the fascination. It's in one level a very simple story, a man trying to get back home. And on the other, it's kind of brilliantly sophisticated and meta. You made it sound like Inception or something. You know, the Christopher Nolan film where Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to get back home to his kids. And actually, that's not a coincidence, because playing with time, a central character who's trying to return to something, meeting with monsters, flashbacks, flash-forwards, a sort of dizzying whirl of events, and you're never quite sure exactly where you are, those are very Christopher Nolan obsessions. And Christopher Nolan, by an extraordinary coincidence has made a film of the odyssey that is coming out later this week tom on the 17th of july there's been a lot of conversation about the odyssey recently um quite a few controversies already thrown up before people have even seen the film from the trailers and stuff right from the trailers um and so we will be having a bonus with daniel mendelsohn to talk about that and that will be out uh later this week so massive sense of anticipation but it's not the only reason i think for doing the odyssey on the rest is history because to be honest it's a story that i've been wanting to do since we began the podcast and i

7:42want to look at perhaps a little bit at the context. So how did it come to be composed? Is anything in the story true? To what degree might it be based on fact? What mirror might it hold up to the reality of the ancient Mediterranean, whether that's the time that Odysseus is supposed to have lived or the time when Homer is composing it, but also to tell the story itself, because it is the story that first got me obsessed with Greek mythology and therefore with ancient history and therefore with history more generally. And so you could say that the Odyssey was the starting point for my own personal Odyssey, which has brought me to this point,ic sitting here recording this episode with you there are tens of people wiping away tears at the at this already all right so we're going to get into the story and we're going to try to solve some of the mysteries of the uh of the odyssey now one difference between you and homer i remember you saying to me when we were talking about this is that you've is that you felt you could improve on homer because because you felt that Homer had made a mistake by not beginning at the beginning and proceeding chronologically. But you, you're going to take this different approach. So you're going to proceed very methodically without his haphazard approach. Am I right? Well, I like to think that if Homer were doing it

8:57as a podcast, he would do it as I'm doing. I mean, if I were writing an epic poem, of course it would be completely different, but this is a podcast. So unlike Homer, we are going to begin at the beginning and we're going to proceed through the story chronologically, which Homer does not do. And I suspect that that's the kind of aspect of the of the epic that Christopher Nolan will be interested in. But we will see. And to tell this story, we won't just be drawing on Homer. We will occasionally be drawing on sources outside the Iliad and the Odyssey to clarify aspects of the plot that his original listeners would have taken for granted. So let's begin right at the beginning. And for people who don't know the Odyssey, we pick up in the final moments of the trojan war so uh troy the great city the greatest city in asia supposedly um on the banks of the hellespont or the dardanelles so if you people remember the dardanelles from our gallipoli episode troy has been reduced to a smoking ruin and the people that have done this tom are the greeks but homie doesn't call them the greeks does he no he calls them the achaeans so i think throughout this um these two episodes we will be calling the greeks the achaeans that is the word that that homie uses and the achaeans

10:15and the trojans have been fighting on the plane of troy and the achaeans are there to seize back um the kidnapped helen the most beautiful woman in the world, who has been stolen by Paris, the Prince of Troy. And the Trojans are fighting to keep her. And they've been doing this, as we say, for 10 years. And it looks an absolute deadlock. But then, and I'm going to quote here a bard who features in the Odyssey. And he describes how the sons of Achaea laid the city waste after pouring out of the horse and the horse of course is the Trojan horse the most successful wheeze in the whole of mythology I would guess in the whole history of warfare certainly the most famous so famous that it inspired a disastrous project in the gallipoli invasions didn't it they got some ship and ran it on and it was absolute disaster yeah ran it up onto the beach and then everyone shot them however the original trojan horse is not a disaster it's an absolutely crunching success and the person who thinks it up is the man who gives his name to the odyssey and this is a guy called Odysseus, and he is the son of Laertes. And he's the king of a very small, poor island off the west coast of Greece called Ithaca.

11:33So relative to the other Achaean heroes at Troy, the other Greek heroes who were kings of famous golden cities like Mycenae or Sparta, Odysseus is very much a kind of second division king. However, he is one of the standout stars of the Trojan War. And this is because he has qualities that enable him to transcend the poverty of his kingdom. So he's a brilliant warrior. He's famous for his courage, for his prowess on the battlefield, but he's also by far the smartest of the warriors on both sides in the Trojan War. He's very clever. He's very inventive. He's devious. He's a dab hand with a trick, with a lie. And as such, he is the particular favorite of the goddess Athena, the great warrior goddess who is simultaneously the goddess of warfare but also the kind of the domestic sciences and everything that kind of contributes to civilization and so she values intelligence for its own sake and over the course of the Trojan war she's always keeping an eye on him and occasionally appearing to him. And she says to him, she addresses him directly, you are by far the best of all mortal men for schemes, for your way with words,

12:51while I, more than all other gods, have a name for cunning and shrewdness. And in the Odyssey, there are a number of women who fall in love with Odysseus or who are in love with Odysseus. And among those, I would rank Athena. I think think you know that there is a kind of love affair there between the mortal and the goddess but this business about women falling in love with him is in the future isn't it you're you're doing a Christopher Lone you're flashing forward because in fact Odysseus at this point you know Troy is a smoking ruin he has only one object in mind and that is simply to get home as quickly as possible to his wife penelope and his son telemachus so his son he hasn't seen since he was a baby a basically a toddler um and he's also got a dog that he's very keen on and the dog is called argos yes who had dishes had raised him as a puppy right so talk to me about penelope what's penelope like? So Penelope is obviously more important to the plot than Argos the dog. So Penelope is the cousin of Helen. And Odysseus, unlike everyone else who'd gone completely mad for Helen, Odysseus had always had eyes only for Penelope. And this is because Penelope is basically very like him. She's very clever. She's very strong minded. She's absolutely

14:07suited to him. So she's a model of what Homer calls homo frosine, which means kind of like mindedness. You have a kind of similar sensibility. And Odysseus was so in love with her that prior to the departure of the Greeks for troy he had actually tried to get out of having to go to the expedition this is not in homer but people listen in ancient greece listening to the odyssey would have known that odysseus's devotion to penelope was such that he tried to pull this trick and get out of going to the war and he's the only hero of whom such a thing is recorded so what had he done when the greek ambassadors um you know summoning him to come to join the expedition and go to troy with them had arrived in ithaca he said oh i can't come i'm mad and they said well in what way are you mad and he said well look at me here i am i've yoked a horse and an ox and i'm plowing a beach with salt clearly i'm absolutely mad and so most most of the Greek ambassadors are persuaded by this. But one of the ambassadors is not. And he looks around and he sees that Telemachus' nurse is standing nearby with the baby Telemachus in her arms. And so this ambassador goes over and snatches the baby and places it in front of the horse and ox as Odysseus is driving them along the beach.

15:24And what's Odysseus going to do he has the choice he can either drive across the little baby kill it but not have to go to Troy or swerve and reveal that he's not actually mad and so he opts to swerve and not kill his baby son and he's rumbled and so he duly has to leave for Troy and he sets sail at the head of a fleet of 12 ships and Homer in the Iliad describes their prows flashing crimson. And he's there for the 10 years. He fights heroically. He comes up with the wheeze of the Trojan horse. Troy falls. Odysseus takes lots of loot. He's ready to go back home. Him and his 12 ships. And so off they sail. But the journey home is not quite as simple as the journey there is it that is putting it mildly right and this is partly because they keep getting distracted and they're distracted right from the very start so they set off the winds blow them west from troy they're going along the northern kind of coastline of the aegean and they arrive at a place called ismaris and there instead of sort of putting ashore for supplies, shaking hands with the harbour master, exchanging pleasantries with the burghers of the town, Odysseus, by some standards, behaves very poorly. Well, he has something of the Viking about him, I think it's fair to say. So here is Odysseus talking about what he did at Ismaris.

16:42I laid waste the city and killed the men after dragging their wives from the city with a great deal of booty as well. And it's fair to say that neither Homer nor any ancient source of which I am aware mentions what happens to these women that Odysseus and his men have kind of dragged off into slavery. I mean, you know, do they die on the voyage? What, I mean, what are they sold i mean we just don't know nothing good nothing good i think one man in ismaris is spared and this is a guy called maron who is a priest of the god apollo and his family is spared as well and maron to show his gratitude for this gives odysseus seven bars of gold, a silver mixing bowl, and 12 amphorae of wine. And this wine is described as being sweet and undiluted, a drink for the gods. And we mentioned this in our episode on the history of wine. It's a kind of ancient Greek premier grand cru. It is incredibly strong and maron suggests to odysseus that one portion of this wine should be mixed with 19 portions of water and that anyone who drinks it neat is obviously the most monstrous barbarian so that is just something for listeners to bear in mind and um odysseus uh

18:00you know he's pleased with all this he's ready to head off but again this is a theme that will recur throughout the Odyssey and indeed these episodes. His men when he says, right, let's crack on they've got stuck into the wine and they're also having a barbecue, hence the Russell Crowe voice for the beginning because there's something very Australian about Odysseus' crew. I mean basically wherever they stop they have barbecues and start grilling meat on the beach. And that's a terrible thing to do. It is because it enables the locals who've been beaten off to kind of rally and return to the attack with much larger numbers of men. And so Odysseus and his men find themselves horribly outnumbered. They form a shield wall. But as the sun sets on the scene of battle, they're forced to retreat onto their ships and they manage to escape essentially by the skin of their teeth and over 70 of his men are left dead so already the expedition is starting to leech manpower however they get away they sail southwards across the aegean um they round the southernmost tip of greece and the southernmost tip of the peloponnese cape malia and now all odysseus has to do is kind of steer around the cape head northwards go around the kind of the edge of the peloponnese and there is ithaca waiting for him but disaster because as

19:19they round the cape a violent storm blows up terrible winds blow them and blow them and blow them they rage for nine days and nights and when the nine days and nights of wind finally calms down they've got no idea where they are and on the 10th day they see land and they moor there and Odysseus sends a couple of scouts to go up the beach head head inland and try and work out where they are. And then he sits there and he waits for them to return, but they don't come back. And so finally, he thinks, well, I better go and work out what's going on here. And so he leaves the ship, follows their footsteps. You know, you can trek them up the beach, goes inland and he finds them and they are kind of they're half asleep they're all blissed out they've got a kind of spaced look on their faces smiling happily um and he tries to kind of rouse them tells them come on we've got to get cracking um and they don't want to move um and finally he uses force he kind of physically drags them and they start to sob they just want to stay there and chillax and, you know, have fun and be mellow and not go kind of roaring off around the world. They can't be asked to go home. They don't want to. They're enjoying themselves too much where they are. And Odysseus realises where they are. They have come to the land of the lotus eaters.

20:40And Homer explains what this means. Now, whichever of them ate the honey sweet fruit of the lotus no longer had any desire to send word of themselves or return. And so Odysseus is aware that if all his crew get out and start munching on the lotus, they will never return home. And so he orders his fleet to leave immediately because they can't risk losing that you know the will for the nostos the will for the return home so let's just stop the story right there and ask what this is all about so what do people think the um the land of the lotus eaters refers to is there something in i don't know bronze age history or something that would that is the genesis of this idea? I mean, it's a question that the Greeks themselves asked. So Herodotus, the first historian, he worked out that the land of the lotus eaters must have been on the North African coast because the winds had been blowing Odysseus in that direction. So this is just kind of due south of Sicily. Victorian scholars thought that probably it was opium. And I think this probably says more about the Victorians than it does about Homer, because it was a great age for opium dens. But it's a very kind of popular idea. There are other theories, which I was kind of looking up

21:58for this episode. Apparently, there's a small tree called the Ziziphus lotus. But the problem with that is it's not narcotic and there is apparently a blue lotus which does have psychotropic properties so maybe it's that i don't know i'm not a specialist in the the flora of north africa it's more likely surely that this is um a literary symbol the lotus needing no that it's basically about um losing yourself and losing sight of your goal i mean i think it's important for the for the whole structure of the poem that you have to completely believe in odysseus's desperation to get back home and that his men share in that desperation and so in a way the best way to kind of highlight that is to show the alternative what that would mean and essentially it just means kind of chilling out and doing nothing which might have its appeal but ultimately it's seen as a danger and so when Odysseus pushes off from the land of the lotus eaters the reader or the listener can feel confident that this is a man utterly committed to getting back home and this is very important because all kinds of obstacles as we will see are going to be waiting for him on his journey back well let's get to the next obstacle which is the most famous obstacle of all so they set off don't they they they reach another bit of

23:16land so this is a little island as far as they can tell the island is inhabited only by wild goats they have another barbecue inevitably another barbie and they see that there's a larger island nearby and on this island they can see smoke rising into the sky so that's an interesting and exciting and tantalizing sign and Odysseus he goes off on his own am I right to to find out what's on this island there's smoke but there's no sign of agriculture which is a puzzle because they would assume that a kind of a settlement people would be telling fields but there's no sign of that and so this is a little bit a little bit nervous about this not sure what that might portend and so he he sets sail in a single ship so he leaves the other 11 ships kind of hidden off the smaller island he goes off um he crosses over to the main island they land and they walk along the beach and they see a cave and the entrance to this cave is kind of it's it's walled off with with kind of stone wall so he thinks well this is obviously signs of habitation um and so he he decides to investigate and he takes his 12 bravest men with him. And he also takes with him a goat skin filled with that delicious, very strong wine that's been given to him by Maron, the priest of Apollo. And they go up to the cave and they call out and there's no answer for lambs and for kids who are in pens and

24:49there are racks and racks of cheeses so clearly there is someone living here and Odysseus decides to wait for the owner of the cave to return and they build a fire and they grill some cheese and it's like a kind of I suppose a kind of mediterranean hiking holiday or something like that again it's this kind of aussie style obsession with having barbecues at inappropriate moments they're laid out having this barbecue and outside the sun is setting and towards dusk the earth starts to shake so it's a little bit like the scene in Jurassic Park when the glass of water on the Jeep starts to shake. And it's not a Tyrannosaur that appears, but a monstrous giant human figure. And he is driving flocks of sheep and goats ahead of him. And he enters the cave. And as he enters the cave, he blocks out the light. As the eyes of the Achaeans adjust, they look up into his face and they see that he has only a single eye. So this is a cyclops and it's a cyclops by the name of Polyphemus. And Polyphemus is of immense size and therefore strength. And he picks up a giant boulder and uses it to seal the

26:07entrance it would be completely impossible for the for Odysseus and his men to move it and then he looks around with his single eye and he spots Odysseus and his men cowering at the back of the cave and he demands to know who they are and just to be just to check do they know what he is do they have a sense of him or is he something they've never heard of and never seen before i think the general vibe is that he's not good news okay he's enormous he's fierce looking he's got a single eye i don't think that this is the kind of person that you probably want to run into when you've been grilling his cheese but he's hopeful that perhaps he could get this guy on his side. And so he conquers his fear and he steps forward and he introduces himself. He introduces himself as an Achaean, but he doesn't really give any more detail. And when Polyphemus asks Odysseus, you know, well, where is your ship? Odysseus lies and says that they've lost it in a storm. He loves a fib. He doesn't want to give away too much because he is clearly nervous about whether Polyphemus is the kind of person you want within whose cave you want to be stuck. And when Polyphemus learns that their ship has been sunk, he reaches for two of Odysseus' men, smashes out their brains on the floor, devours them, falls asleep, stretched out among his flocks so there dominic is your answer he's

27:27not good news he's not the kind of person you want to be stuck in a cave with he's blocked them in the cave with a boulder which is crucial so they can't just kill him because they wouldn't be able to move the boulder right exactly so so they have no choice but to pass this completely miserable night and in due course as homer puts it, morning-born dawn touches the sky with her rosy fingertips. Polyphemus wakes up, and for breakfast, he has two more of Odysseus' men. You know, he smashes them again on the kind of the side of the wall and devours them. And then he moves the boulder, drives out his flocks, and then seals the cave up again with the boulder. So again, you know, Odysseus and his men are stuck there. So what are they going to do now? This seems an impossible situation. But Odysseus, fortunately, he is blindingly smart. And so he looks around and he realizes that there is a possible way out because Polyphemus has got a club and this club is enormous. It's kind of like the size of the trunk of an enormous tree, the length and scale of the mast of a ship. So Odysseus gets his men to whittle this club down to a very, very sharp point. And then when they've done that, they conceal it under kind of sheepskins or whatever. And when Polyphemus returns that evening, he devours two more men.

28:52Odysseus steps forward and he offers Polyphemus a cup of Maron's delicious, and did I mention it's very strong, wine. They brought the wine with them. Crucial. And Polyphemus is clearly a barbarian because he does not water it down. Instead, he guzzles it down neat. And then when Odysseus comes forward and offers him another two cups of this wine, he guzzles it down neat. And then when Odysseus comes forward and offers him another two cups of this wine, he guzzles that down as well. And once he's had these three cups of wine, he asks Odysseus for his name. And Odysseus does not give his real name. Instead, he says, my name is Ootis, which means in Greek, no one. So clever. And Polyphemus says, well, you know, as a thank you for the wine here is what i'm going to do i will eat you last great giant laugh he then falls asleep and as he falls asleep he kind of belches and vomits up wine and bits of hand um and bits of flesh and it all spews out onto the floor of the cave and polyphemus kind of rolls over vomits up a bit more and then he's flat out and he's snoring and the cave echoes to the sound of the snores and this is the chance that Odysseus has been waiting for so he and his men remember have got club, which they've sharpened into a spike and they heat this giant spike in the fire. And then they clamber up the

30:11body of the sleeping Cyclops and they aim it over his single eye, point rests on the lid. Odysseus gives the signal and then it's driven deep into the eye of the Cyclops. And to quote Homer, his eyelids and his brows were blistered all around by the blast as the eyeball burned its roots crackling in the fire and understandably polyphemus screams and howls he pulls the spike out of his eye and hurls it against the side of the cave and starts bellowing for help and there are other cyclops you know his neighbors and they hear his cries and they hear his cries and they come down and they ask him what has happened and again to quote homer from inside the cave mighty polyphemus made his reply friends no one is killing me and so his friends answer well if no one is killing you if no one has harmed you and it's clearly then just a malady sent by Zeus. You must pray to your divine father for relief. And Polyphemus's divine father is Poseidon, the god of the sea. So a very, very powerful god indeed. Not good news if you want to get home by sea, right? I mean, to have Poseidon against you. Absolutely. So brilliant from Odysseus. He's come up with the spike in the eye wheeze. And also the whole calling himself nobody means that the other Cyclops think that nothing's the matter with Odysseus. He's come up with the, you know, with the spike in the eye wheeze and also the whole, you know, calling himself nobody means that the other Cyclops think that nothing's the

31:28matter with Polyphemus. But they're still not out of danger because what Polyphemus does now is to push back the boulder because he's got to let his flocks of sheep and goats go out. And as they kind of start milling out through the cave entrance he feels each one to make sure that Odysseus and his men aren't trying to kind of creep out hidden among the flocks but again Odysseus is equal to this challenge so what he does is he ties each of his men underneath the belly of um of a sheep and they all kind of manage to get out and Polyphemus doesn't realize that they're kind of tied on under the bellies of the sheep and then he himself there's one giant ram and he hugs on to the fleece of this giant ram and the ram trots out and polyphemus he strokes the ram and realizes that this is you know his beloved ram and feels that it's walking slowly because of the weight but he thinks that the ram is walking slowly out of grief for his blinded master so very sad anyway Odysseus and his men managed therefore to get out of the cave cut themselves free from from the sheep they drive the entire flock of sheep down towards their ship they load the the sheep onto the boat so that you know they can kind of roast them later and have another barbecue and then they pull out to sea but Odysseus is a warrior and he wants the person he's defeated

32:51to know who has vanquished him and so he taunts the blinded cyclops from his ship as it's pulling out and Polyphemus is so furious that he kind of gropes for the top of a mountain and pulls the summit off and hurls the rock in the direction of Odysseus. And it lands just in front of Odysseus' ship. And there's a great tsunami and it washes Odysseus' ship back towards the shore. And it looks like they're going to be shipwrecked on it. So Odysseus takes a pole and it's kind of like a punt, you know, trying to kind of push it off the side side of the river so he pushes their ship back out to sea he and his men row frantically and then again he cannot help himself and he stands on the rear of the ship and he yells taunts at polyphemus again and fatally reveals his true identity he announces himself as odysseus Sacker of cities the son of Laertes who holds his home in Ithaca and when Polyphemus hears this he gives a great groan and he raises his arms and he prays to Poseidon the god of the sea his divine father hear me Poseidon Earthshaker, you of the deep blue main. Grant that Odysseus,

34:07sacker of cities, may never reach his home, that son of Laertes, who holds his home in Ithaca. But if his fate is to see his loved ones once more and make it back home to his strong-built palace and to the land of his fathers, then let him come late and hapless after losing all his comrades on a ship that is not his own. And may he find trouble at home. That bodes very ill for Odysseus if Poseidon hears his son's prayer. And if Poseidon does hear that prayer, of course, then Odysseus's prospects of getting back to Ithaca with all of his men are hanging in the balance. And we'll find out what happens next after the break. This episode is brought to you by Mint Mobile. Right now, all of Mint's plans are $15 per month, even unlimited. Go to mintmobile.com slash history. Upfront payment of $45 for three months, $90 for six months, or $180 for 12 months. Plan required, $15 per month equivalent. Taxes and fees extra. Initial plan term only.

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36:39Get maximum performance even when unplugged. Finally, the freedom to move across the room or across the world is here. Snapdragon, that's how. Go to snapdragon.com slash laptops. Snapdragon branded products are products of Qualcomm Technologies Inc. and or its subsidiaries. Welcome back to The Rest is History. So our hero Odysseus has been swept by gales and storms far from the familiar waters of Greece and the Aegean and he has ended up in a very mysterious and murky dimension. A place where people are off their faces on narcotic lotuses, where one-eyed monstrous giants are dashing people's brains out and having them for breakfast. Now, to the original listeners of this story, because people would have listened to it, that have heard it rather than read it, I think, would they have seen these adventures? I mean, is this the stuff of fairy tales and fantasy or did they think these things really happened i mean on one level obviously it is fantasy but there was a sense that these islands could be located in the geography of the mediterranean sea so we've

37:59heard that herodotus the first great historian he located the land of the lotus eaters in north africa and there was a tradition as well among the greeks that the cave of polyphemus had um lain beneath mount etna in sicily and and etna of course is a volcano so there is this sense of of fire hidden in the mountain and the story was that um the the cyclops used these fires of Etna to forge the thunderbolts that they then gave to Zeus, and that Polyphemus is one of these Cyclops that were working on the thunderbolts. There is a brilliant theory about why one-eyed giants might have been identified with Sicily. So there's a wonderful book by a paleontologist called Adrian Meyer, who's written about, you know, what the ancients thought ancient fossils were. And she suggested that there were dwarf elephants on Sicily. So they'd gone extinct long before ancient Greek times, but their skulls might might have been discovered and because you have you know you have the trunk the nasal cavity if you look at the skull of an elephant it does look a little bit like a kind of single eye i mean there's no proof for it but it's a kind of it's a wonderful

39:14idea is this not trying too hard to find a sort of banal mundane explanation for what's clearly um a fantastical story i mean to me it would seem like this isn't inspired by skulls of like elephants this is inspired by the fear of the unknown the fear of the monstrous all of that kind of stuff i think that the story of these monsters lurking on strange islands that these are anxieties that are bred of the age in which the od is being written down. And it's an age when Greek colonists are starting to settle Sicily and the western reaches of the Mediterranean. And I think that Polyphemus is a kind of nightmarish vision of a barbarian who does not live by the rules of life that the Greeks associate with civilization. So that's why Homer specifies that he drinks his wine neat. It's why he specifies that there's no agriculture. These are people who, by the standards of the Greek colonists, are backward and savage and kind of frightening for that reason. So clearly, as you say, I mean, Polyphemus is a figure of fantasy, one of the most memorable figures in the whole history of fantasy. But he is clearly, I think, bringing to life

40:31the anxieties of adventurers who are sailing into strange seas and settling lands that are often very hostile. So there is a brilliant book on this by a scholar called Carol Doughty, The Raft of Odysseus. And to quote from that, embedded within a familiar mythic story pattern of a time and people long ago are details and themes that belong to the contemporary world of its audience. And that's kind of what you would expect. And it reminds me a bit of the way in which in the 1960s in star trek if you watch it now it's captain kirk going around you know strange planets and all of that but so many of those episodes are plainly about anxieties and complex that are manifest in 1960s america and you would think that probably you know mutatis mutandis the same is true of what's going on in the odyssey that this is fantastical but it is also kind of drawing on all kinds of anxieties that reflect the character of the age in greece so let's take the next adventure they have so this is the island of king aeolus and he is what he's the god of the winds yeah he's the god of the winds um and on one level as with the Cyclops he's plainly a fantastical figure because his island is um it floats and it

41:52has ramparts made of unbreakable bronze and yet at the same time the Greeks were so confident where his island was was anchored that to this day we call the archipelago of islands the Iolian islands oh yeah of course it was clearly a very very strong tradition as to where Iolus had actually been I've been to the Iolian islands they're very nice lovely there you go you're following in the footsteps of Odysseus um and Iolus unlike Polyphemus is a very civilized man and he he's obedient to the Greek laws of what they call Xenia which which is hospitality towards foreigners. If you meet a foreigner, the kind of mutual exchange of gifts. The contrast with Polyphemus is very obvious and deliberate, I think. And Aeolus hosts Odysseus and his men for an entire month in his kind of magnificent palace with its great bronze walls and all of that. And then he places all the contrary winds, the winds that would prevent Odysseus from getting back to Ithaca in a massive great bag and he gives this bag to Odysseus to keep in his hold so you can imagine the bag kind of bulging and moving with all these winds trying to get out so that the west wind will blow him back home and Iola says you'll be absolutely fine with this. It's just, you know, just bear in mind the one thing, whatever you do, do not open that bag.

43:13And just to reiterate, whatever you do, do not open that bag. And so Odysseus, to make absolutely sure that the winds do not escape from the bag, for nine days and nights, he doesn't sleep. He sits there kind of keeping his eye on the bag and finally they are so close to Ithaca that Odysseus can see smoke rising from hearth fires on the island he is so nearly there you know he's been awake all this time and so fatally he dozes off very briefly and his men seeing him asleep you know they're aware that he's been watching this bag and so they start muttering among themselves and say well what's in the bag i mean what's you know why is he so anxious about it clearly it must be full of treasure and he's keeping it for himself and he's not sharing it with us and it's not fair so let's open up the bag and share the treasure out among ourselves before we arrive in Ithaca. And they pull on the rope. They undo the bag. The winds come screaming and howling out of the bag. Massive great storms. Odysseus is blown all the way back to the island of Iolus. And when he goes up to Iolus and says what has happened. Have you got any more winds? Well, basically he says, you know, will you put them in the bag again and iola says no get out for it's clear that you've come here as one

44:31hated by the gods and again you could see how if you're venturing say into the western mediterranean from greece a knowledge of the winds is going to be really important you know getting information from local sources would be a requirement for anyone who wants to make it make a successful voyage so again i think you can see how that might feed into a story like this yeah completely so things that have gone wrong for them um and for the next six days they have to row don't they six days and nights and they arrive in this fantastic harbor it's a perfect harbor yeah high cliffs headlands encircling it um and 11 of the ships go in and odysseus's ship stays outside and this is odysseus being smart again because tom what happens next yeah because he can see it's a perfect harbor but that that also makes it a perfect trap and Odysseus is very sensible not to have just gone ploughing in because this turns out to be the land of a people called the Lestrigonians who again are giant cannibals and there are thousands of them and they all mass on the cliffs that surround this perfect harbour and again to quite Homer from the cliffs they kept hurling down boulders, any one of

45:47which a man would be hard pressed to lift. And the ships, you know, they're trapped inside this harbour and they are rapidly reduced to matchwood. And the Lestrigonians then wade out into the sea and they spear Odysseus's men like their fish, like their tuna. And only Odysseus and his now solitary ship escaped the slaughter. So people will remember that curse that Polyphemus had laid on Odysseus that he would return without his men. Well, 11 of those ships have gone. And again, is there a real life equivalent to this? So you were talking about the Aeolian islands and the lotus eaters you know explanations the lotus eaters what do historians think about um the lestrigonians the greeks identified it again with sicily uh and this is a period where they're starting to settle sicily um and again i think the you know the story speaks of anxieties about murderous natives and i think there's the specific twist here, which is with your ships, you see a perfect spot for a colony. I mean, it might be a perfect spot, but that might make it all the more dangerous because perfect spots would presumably already be settled and there would be people who would not welcome your arrival. So again, I think you can see how these stories of colonization and settlement that are determinants with Homer's composition of isn't it and this is much more

47:27like a sort of going into some fantasy dreamscape or something yeah again to kind of pursue the science fiction parallel this is you know you're going through a wormhole or experiencing a singularity you're going into a different dimension where the rules of what a normal are suspended however it's not immediately obvious to Odysseus that this is what has happened so they've made their escape from the Lestrigonians they keep sailing as the wind blows them and they arrive at another island they moor off it and at first everything seems completely normal Odysseus goes on a scouting mission he runs into a stag he kills it he brings it back they all have another barbecue the next day Odysseus wants to go deeper into the hinterland of the island so he divides his men into two groups one led by him one led by a particularly brave crew member called Eurylochus and lots of cast to see which one of them which of these two groups will go and explore and which will stay and look after the ship and the lot falls on Eurylochus to go inland and to try and scout out who or what might be on this island so Eurylochus and his his scouting party head inland and in due course they come to

48:46a beautiful palace with spreading lawns and gardens and there are wolves and lions in this garden and so understandably Eurylochus's men draw their swords they you know they're nervous of these predators but the lions and wolves seem weirdly tame and they fawn on Eurylochus and his men like that, you know, domestic dogs. And while they're wondering about this and thinking what on earth's going on here, from inside the palace, they hear the beautiful voice of a woman and she's singing. And she's clearly working on a loom. And they call out to her. And this woman comes to them and she opens these great gleaming doors and she invites them in. And she is fabulously gorgeous, beautifully dressed. I mean, clearly a queen. And so all Eurylochus's men, except for Eurylochus himself, they walk inside. Eurylochus, who's clearly been chosen by Odysseus because he has a quality of suspicion and intelligence that Odysseus identifies with. He stays outside. He doesn't trust this woman, thinks of something a little bit sinister about her. And he's not wrong because the woman seats Eurylochus' men down on couches and then she brings them food, cheese and barley and tawny honey together with pramnian wine

50:06and this food and this drink we're told are mixed with sinister drugs and Eurylochus's men eat and drink their fill and then once they have gorged themselves the woman walks around the dining area and she taps them with a wand and immediately they start turning into pigs. Their heads, their grunts, their bristles, their bodies, although their minds were as sound as they'd always been. So they are humans trapped in the bodies of a pig. And Eurylochus has watched all of this and he manages to get away and he runs back to Odysseus reports it to Odysseus and from this point on the story becomes even stranger so Odysseus is determined to redeem his men from the spell you know aside from anything else he needs them he won't be able to kind of row the ship without them so he sets off to confront this woman who is patently a sorceress and on his way he meets for the first time in the course of his wanderings, a bona fide Olympian, one of the top 12 gods on Mount Olympus. And this is Hermes, the messenger of the gods. So has clearly been sent by someone, we presume Athena, to help him out. And Hermes gives Odysseus an awesome drug of his own. And this is a black rooted herb with a white flower called the moly.

51:29And armed with the moly, and it's unclear exactly what the moly might be based on. But anyway, it's very powerful, has great magic. Odysseus proves immune to the sorceress's spells. And this is despite the fact that we discover this sorceress is herself a goddess. She is a daughter of the sun and her name is Circe of the beautiful braids. And at sword point, Odysseus forces Circe to submit and Circe submits and then invites Odysseus to bed. And Odysseus says, no way, unless you could bear to swear a great oath to me, goddess, not to plot any more evil that is meant to do me harm. And so she swears the oath and then Odysseus goes to bed with her. She then restores his men to human form, younger than before, far more handsome now and much taller to look upon. So that's all worked out well. But then the twist, you might expect Odysseus to rush off, you know, but he doesn't. He stays for a year. He and his crew stay with Circe for a year, don't they? And actually, Odysseus seems to be enjoying this so much that it's his men who come to him and say, have you forgotten about going home?

52:46We were meant to be going home. Your house with its high built roof and the land of your fathers is still is waiting for you, Ithaca. And come on, let's crack on and leave. And what is going on here, do you think? So is this an allegory for sexual desire? Is it female wiles? What's what's all this about it clearly complicates the notion of Odysseus as a man driven by a kind of you know an absolute focus on getting back to Ithaca and to his beloved wife Penelope and just you know people will obviously be wondering about this Odysseus is meant to be devoted to his wife his sexual relationship with Circe is a complete non-issue to Homer it's expected that a man no matter how is meant to be devoted to his wife. His sexual relationship with Cersei is a complete non-issue to Homer. It's expected that a man, no matter how much he may be devoted to his wife, will obviously sleep around him. It's an absolute given. I think there is a kind of eeriness to this episode, though. Obviously, it's not naturalistic because it's a woman who's turning to pigs. But I don't think we should understand the passage of time here as simply being, you know, he's having a great time. He fails to notice what's going on. And then before you know it, a year's gone by. I think that there's a kind of quality of the shaman about Circe, the sense that she has conducted Odysseus and his men into a dimension of mystery and magic where time moves at a different pace and so what she's offering

54:07Odysseus I think is a kind of akin to an initiation and the year passes pretty much in the blink of an eye and when Odysseus goes through and says I really want to carry on Circe doesn't object to this but she says before you do this you must go even further beyond my island to the dwelling place of hades and dread persephone and hades and persephone are the king and queen of the dead they rule the underworld and circe is sending edicius on to the land of hades because here in the land of the dead you've got mist you've got cloud it shrouds the farthest boundaries of ocean if he gets to the land of the dead he can consult with someone who will be able to tell him the best way to get back home and this is the great prophet teresias and we have already met him in an episode of The Rest Is History, the episode that we did on Oedipus. And he's died and he's now in the underworld. And I think there is something, it's a kind of something of the superhero franchise, isn't there here? That characters who are the star of one film kind of reappear as a bit of a bit part in another.

55:24Yeah. This is the cersei cinematic universe actually have you read madeline miller's novel about cersei yes brilliance isn't it it gives you the whole episode from her perspective anyway odysseus and co they go off to the land of hades and this is something that nobody's ever done before they're the first ship ever to sail to i mean who knew that you could sail there this was a surprise to me this is why you need cersei to tell you such things right no one had ever thought to do it before and also cersei has told him what to do when he lands on the land of the dead how to get the ghost to talk to him because there is a complication once you are a ghost your ability to speak fades very rapidly until you have drunk blood and so cersei has said take a load of sheep dig a trench then when you've dug the trench slit the throats of the sheep and fill the trench with blood the ghosts will be drawn by it like vampires and you have to keep the dead at bay until Tiresias has drunk and this is what Odysseus does Tiresias drinks the blood and then is able to talk and he gives Odysseus all kinds of brilliant travel tips. So he says this is the crucial thing you have to bear in mind. You may find yourself landing on an island called Thrinacia and this island is sacred to Helios the sun god Hyperion.

56:40This is the god mentioned in the opening that you read, Dominic. If you find yourself on this island, no matter what you do, do not kill and barbecue the cattle. You have the vibe of people who love nothing more than a barbecue. He's absolutely kind of, you know, he's put his finger on them. Yeah, Australians. Don't have a barbecue. Just don't do it because if you do everything will go wrong and a teresius tells odysseus the details of what will go wrong you will get back home late and hapless after losing all your comrades on a ship that is not your own and of course that is echoing the curse that polyphemus had laid on odysseus earlier and teresius goes on and says that if you and your men kill this cattle, you will find your halls when you get back home filled with braggarts, pestering and courting your wife. So just, you know, just don't go there. So Tiresias, you know, he's drunk his fill and then he gives this advice and then he kind of flits away in a kind of spectral manner. And then all the other shades start to feed on the blood. And I think, you know, an incredibly sinister scene. And then Odysseus talks to some of them. And among them is his mother, who had died while he was away in Troy. You know, he hadn't realized that she was dead.

57:57And three times he tries to embrace her. And three times she just kind of melts in his arms like a shadow or a dream. He meets Agamemnon, the king of men, the commander of the Achaeans at Troy. He's been murdered by his wife, Clytemnestra. And so he tells Odysseus the story of that. And then very famously, Odysseus meets the great hero of the Iliad, the greatest of all the Achaean warriors, Achilles, the man who at the end of the Iliad had killed Hector, the greatest of the Trojan warriorsan warriors Achilles the man who at the end of the Iliad had killed Hector the greatest of the Trojan warriors and Achilles had been offered the choice when he was very young of a life short but full of glory or a long life but living in obscurity and Achilles tells Odysseus I made a terrible mistake I went for the short life full of glory, but I would far rather live off the earth as the serf of another man, some man with a pitiful portion who barely ekes out a living than rule here as the lord of all those who are dead and gone. So to me, that is the single most interesting moment of the entire Odyssey, because it undermines the cult of the hero and the sort of the emphasis on glory and martial vigor and writing your name in neon letters that will never fade and all of that kind

59:14of thing and basically homer is implying that there is an argument for saying it's a bit like in the madeline miller book cersei this is what telemachus says it's better to be obscure it's actually better to have a nice quiet life and no one knows you even exist than to be a great hero and uh you know to be wreathed in glory and stuff that that is all that that all passes and it's meaningless yes that i think that's absolutely what's saying but also what is what achilles is saying essentially is the greatest of all gifts is immortality you know you never want to die if you ever get offered the gift of immortality, you want to embrace it with open arms. I mean, that is essentially what he's saying. And that is something that will impact on a decision that Odysseus has to make in due course, but we will come to that. But do you think Homer genuinely means that his listeners should have a think about their cult of glory and all of that or not? I think that it is one of the things that shadows the Greek devotion to competition, to heroism, to courage, to glory, is the fact that there is no equivalent of the Christian or Muslim heaven for all but the very greatest. That death is a shadowy, dull existence where you're a kind of a gibbering shadow who has to drink blood even to speak. I mean, it's, you know, there's nothing there.

1:00:33And so it makes the blaze of life all the more kind of glorious. So anyway, as you say, I mean, it is an amazing, amazing moment in the poem and in the kind of broader sweep of ancient Greek culture. So Odysseus has got what he came for. He's got this advice from Tiresias. And so now he goes back to the Lady Circe, who feasts them. And then after the meal, she says to Odysseus, okay, just go. As soon as dawn appears, set sail. And she then advises him on how he should negotiate the various dangers that will be awaiting him on the next stage of his voyage. And she says, you are going to be passing the island of the sirens. And these are carnivorous creatures, heads of women, bodies of birds. They have irresistibly beautiful voices. So that's what the word siren means. And they sit on this island perched amid a great pile of bones and cersei has a suggestion she says all your men should put wax in their ears so they can't hear it and you if you want to hear the song of the sirens get your men to tie you to the mast and you will hear the song you will want i'll order them to set you free tell them on no account to set you free and that way you you can hear the song of the sirens and live to tell the tale and then after that you will pass two terrible monsters

1:01:50scylla and charybdis and these guard the passage between two cliffs and you have to sail between them and in one of these cliffs and this is a cliff which reaches all the way up to wide heaven and is ringed by a cloud of dark blue there is a cave and inside this cave lurks the monster Scylla and Scylla makes a noise like a little newborn puppy so it's so very very sweet however Scylla has six necks enormously long and on top of each of the necks is a head harrowing sight each with three rows of teeth so not good news a bit like the alien in uh the scorny weaver film and from the other cliff sprouts a huge wild fig tree and beneath that in the war depths of the waters lurks charybdis this is the second monster and every day charybdis sucks the water down and then thrice each day she vomits it up thrice she gulps it back down and this creates a monstrous whirlpool and any ship that gets caught in the whirlpool is doomed it will be dragged round and round down and down into the jaws of cryptis and everyone on that ship will be eaten and so cersei's advice is steer clear of the whirlpool stick close to silla's rock for as cersei says it is better by far to mourn

1:03:06six of the men from your ship than to mourn all of them together and as for the cattle of the sun which Tiresias had been majoring on Circe says look just don't land there it's too dangerous she's obviously sussed out the enthusiasm of Odysseus' men for barbecues and says just you know they let them have the temptation so Odysseus has got this advice from Circe. He follows it to the letter. He does indeed become the only man to have heard the siren sing and live to tell the tale. He does lose six men to the six sneaking necks of Scylla that kind of descend from her cave and grabs them and kind of pulls them up into her cave and devours them. But they managed to avoid the whirlpool of Charybdis, and that's the main thing. And they sail on and they see the island of the sun and odysseus says okay we're not stopping here no way because this is the bit remember tiresius you're better to avoid it do not touch them of course we all as soon as tiresius said that surely we all knew what was going to happen yeah odysseus's men when he says look we're not stopping here they all complain they say look oh god we're shattered you know we really need complain. They say, look, oh, God, we're shattered. You know, we really need a break. It looks really nice. Please come on. So very reluctantly, Odysseus says, OK, but guys, whatever you do, don't touch the cattle. Just don't go there. We will stop there for a single afternoon and then we will continue on our way. So they land.

1:04:23And then, unfortunately unfortunately the moment they land there is a massive great storm and it blows for a month and it is clearly of divine origin it is preventing them from leaving the island and so they're stuck there and they're really really hungry their supplies are running out and Odysseus can see his men starting to eye up the cattle and thinking how nice you know chunks of this cattle would be if it were on a spit you know in a lovely kebab and so in desperation he he thinks well listen clearly there is a god here who's angry I need to get up onto the top of the um the mountain at the center of this island and uh raise a prayer there so that's what he does and he leaves his men behind and he heads off to the the summit of the mountain um on the top in the middle of the island to raise prayers to the gods and presumably before he goes he does remind them guys don't eat the cattle don't eat the cattle did i mention don't eat the cattle he reaches the mountain top as before with the winds of iolus in the bag so now fatefully he falls asleep so there's something of the lafayette about odysseus falling asleep at crucial moments and as he sleeps his men obviously do what they've been told not to do they kill and roast the sacred cattle and

1:05:39the smell of kebabs drifts into the nostrils of odysseus he wakes up he looks down he sees the smokes rising he goes oh no and he runs down and for six days his men make a feast the wind you know they can't leave because of the winds but it is very obvious that nothing good is going to come of this barbecue because the skins of the slain cattle keep moving around and the meat on the kebab sticks keeps lowing that's like a vegan's fantasy isn't it like yeah and it's not surprising because it is i think hard to overemphasize the scale of the insult that has been done to the sun god because um these are clearly solar cattle and notions of solar cattle seem to have been very widespread um in the myths of the ancient indo-europeans so uh the greeks are indo-europeans the um you get it in hindi mythology and irish mythology from india to ireland in other words and their theft in all these stories, no matter where they're told, it always represents a kind of massive insult to the cosmic order. And so it is in the Odyssey. Helios, the sun god, complains to Zeus. Zeus stills the storms. So there's a very sinister calm.

1:06:58And this allows Odysseus and his men to set sail. And then all at at once once the ship is out at sea zeus thundered and hurled his lightning at the ship and the master of the ship snaps and as it falls it brains the helmsman and knocks him into the sea so they now have no one to steer them the ship spins round and round the decking blazes with smoke like sulfur and all of edseus's men are tossed into the kind of the great boiling royal of the sea looking just like cormorants they bobbed about on the waves all around the black hulled ship the god snatched their homecoming from them but only one man survives the shipwreck and this is Odysseus himself somehow he manages to fashion a raft out of all the wreckage all the flotsam and jetsam but even now even though he's got his raft he's still not safe because the wind changes and blows him back the way he had come towards Scylla and Charybdis and of course he can't steer so the whirlpool is swirling downwards. Charybdis is sucking the water down deep into her jaws. And Odysseus' raft gets caught up in the kind of the spinning and the whirling of the waters.

1:08:14As it's going down, Odysseus leaps up from the raft and he clings onto that giant fig tree. Remember, which Homer had told us was leaning over the whirlpool. And he manages to hold onto it until the raft is spat back up by Charybdis. And he drops down from the branch that he's been holding onto down beside the timbers and sitting on top of them, as he later describes it, I used my hands to paddle away. And for nine days and nine nights he drifts and he is the only man left alive out of what had originally been a fleet of 12 ships and the loss of those men in homer's poem is very deeply felt because the odyssey throughout the account of its its hero's voyages and obviously the focus is very much on the hero nevertheless it is unusual for the the emphasis that it places on the minor characters you kind of come to know them we haven't really been talking about them much because we haven't had the time but when you're reading the poem you you feel for them you mark their fates even if they are idiots with their enthusiasm for barbecues i mean they've only got themselves to blame to be honest um and again uh skill and charybdis all of this stuff you can see how this

1:09:31reflects the anxieties of an asian exploration and sea travel the whirlpool the cliffs all of that yeah so sillon charybdis was identified with the straits of messina between sicily and italy where you have whirlpools and riptides, and it was generally dreaded by ancient sailors. Thrinacea, the island of the cattle, means three headlands. Sicily has three headlands. So again, it was identified with Sicily. Sicily was the main focus for Greek colonization in this period, So it's perhaps not surprising that it generated all these kind of all these myths. But now with the loss of his men and his ship, Odysseus, I think, is drifting back from the kind of the shipping lanes that Greek sailors might recognize back into a dimension beyond the mortal, back through the kind of the Homeric equivalent of a wormhole. And it's telling, I think, that Homer does not describe in detail what happens next. All he really reports is that after nine days of drifting on the open seas, and this is Odysseus narrating at this point, on the 9th of the 10th, I was brought by the gods to the island of Aegigia, home of Calypso, she of the leave. That's right, isn't it? He's staying here

1:11:06almost against his will, day after day, month after month, year after year. He is weeping. He's thinking about Penelope. He's thinking about his son Telemachus, about Ithaca, his home. And the greatest punishment of all, every night he has to go to bed with Calypso. What a terrible ordeal this must have been. Yes, to quote Homer, compelled by the goddess to do so, he unwilling, she all too willing. So basically, Dominic, he's become a beautiful goddess's sex slave to a terrible fate. Oh no, what a terrible fate that is. So, wow. Will he ever escape, Tom? And if so, how will he do it? And what will happen when he gets back to ithaca if only there was some way i could find out the answers to all these questions because i know you have amazing stories yet to tell us i do and brilliantly dominic there is a way you can find out um you can listen to the second episode of this literally epic i mean literally epic yeah and if you would like to get early access um and you're not already a member of the rest is history club then you can join our own intrepid band of barbecuing mariners at the rest is history.com and the amazing news tom on top of that is that we're actually running a summer sale at the moment so for a limited time only you can get 20 off annual membership if you use the

1:12:27code summer 26 and that code is valid until the 31st of august so do it's what odysseus would have wanted certainly what homer a great fan of storytelling uh would have wanted go online use this code get your discounted membership and listen to that next episode right away and of course also dominic they'll be able to listen to the bonus episode with daniel mendelsohn the great translator of the odyssey great translator the odyssey so it's just insane value all around isn't it i think too many benefits actually now this is too good we're giving stuff away and it's madness right on that bombshell we'll see you next time to find out what happens to our hero bye-bye Bye-bye. Bye-bye. quality at affordable prices from our exclusive brands. Creamy Kroger brand protein yogurt makes a satisfying breakfast, while sweet Simple Truth organic baked energy bars keep midday bites exciting. And classic Kroger brand crustless sandwiches are sure to please with their rich peanut butter and juicy grape jelly. Visit Ralph's and get set for a fresh start. Ralph's, serving SoCal for over 150 years.

1:13:52Hello, everybody. We have absolutely sensational, spectacular, stupendous news about a forthcoming Rest Is History live show. We do, Dominic. Now, sometimes there are complaints that people in Britain don't know enough about the British Empire that they don't study it in sufficient depth. So we are stepping in to make up for that. And we are going to be telling the story of the ultimate Victorian imperial adventure. And that, Dominic, is the Abyssinian Expedition of 1868. And it's, well, I don't say it's brilliant, but it's mad, isn't it? It is mad. To give people a bit of context, it's an amazing story. The Emperor of Abyssinia, Tawadros II, he was ignored by Queen Victoria, who didn't answer his letters. So he took some British hostages, and then the British sent an expedition to Abyssinia to attack his capital at Magdala, his kind of mountain citadel. It's an amazing, amazing story, a bonkers story, and precisely the kind of thing that we enjoy on The Rest is History. Yes, and that I think the entire country could profit from hearing about. So that is what we're going to be doing. It is, I think, a very Flashman kind of a story. So anyone who enjoys Flashman will enjoy this. And we are going to be doing it at the South Bank Centre in London on the 4th of September. We do have a few tickets for that. We're also doing it on the 5th of September and not to base, but that one

1:15:10is already sold out. So if you want to come, book your tickets for the 4th of September and you can get them at therestishistory.com.